Going out to clubs alone?

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    Dec 27, 2008 5:06 AM GMT
    Should I or no?

    All my friends are out on vacation. So no one can go with me. The way I figure is I'll just meet new people and have fun with them. But then I take into account that I'm in Los Angeles. So I either have to hit myself in the head until my IQ decreases in half or I have to get REALLY fucked up to enjoy going to clubs stupid happy people. But maybe it's time I just go out and try to have fun eh? Or maybe I should just keep masturbating at home. I did it six times already.

    Please advise.

    /no life
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    Dec 27, 2008 5:16 AM GMT
    I've been to the clubs alone once. Not an ounce of interest in me. And I'm not the sort to go up to people and begin talking. I know how to initiate a conversation but I don't know how to sustain one with some random person for the life of me.

    I think its when I'm with my friends and I'm drinking that people find me more approachable, which is quite annoying. I've never been flirted with in a bar/club unless I was obviously buzzed or drunk. The fuck is up with that?


    I recommend logging onto Xtube and enjoying some amateur porn...because if its amateur, its easier to imagine having the possibility of being in that video. Who needs a club when you have virtual sex?
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    Dec 27, 2008 5:21 AM GMT
    CitizenSol saidI've been to the clubs alone once. Not an ounce of interest in me. And I'm not the sort to go up to people and begin talking. I know how to initiate a conversation but I don't know how to sustain one with some random person for the life of me.


    That's not hard for me. The problem is ME staying interested in them. lol

    CitizenSol saidI think its when I'm with my friends and I'm drinking that people find me more approachable, which is quite annoying. I've never been flirted with in a bar/club unless I was obviously buzzed or drunk. The fuck is up with that?


    You're more comfortable with friends. You are more approachable because you LOOK more comfortable. And whatever happens you have your friends to fall back on. Going out with friends is definitely teh win!

    CitizenSol said
    I recommend logging onto Xtube and enjoying some amateur porn...because if its amateur, its easier to imagine having the possibility of being in that video. Who needs a club when you have virtual sex?


    Yeah but I had virtual sex tonight 6 times. I can only trick my penis so many times into thinking it's popular and then it gets sore and my doctor's like, "jake stop masturbating jesus it's not like ur ugly so go get laid."
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    Dec 27, 2008 5:24 AM GMT
    I often run into this same problem.

    Do I go out and interact with a bunch of lousy gay Los Angelenos and open myself to the possibility, however unlikely, of meeting an interesting person? Or do I stay home and certainly not meet anyone cool, but avoid the pain of socializing with a bunch of lousy gay Los Angelenos?

    I've always chosen the latter.
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    Dec 27, 2008 5:27 AM GMT
    rezdylan saidI often run into this same problem.

    Do I go out and interact with a bunch of lousy gay Los Angelenos and open myself to the possibility, however unlikely, of meeting an interesting person? Or do I stay home and certainly not meet anyone cool, but avoid the pain of socializing with a bunch of lousy gay Los Angelenos?

    I've always chosen the latter.


    Well, i think i decided i want to go out tonight. You should meet up with me and we can throw wet napkins at those skinny white homosexuals that run around high on crystal meth. icon_lol.gif I'll buy you a drink for everyone you hit between the eyes.
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    Dec 27, 2008 5:29 AM GMT
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    CitizenSol saidI've been to the clubs alone once. Not an ounce of interest in me. And I'm not the sort to go up to people and begin talking. I know how to initiate a conversation but I don't know how to sustain one with some random person for the life of me.


    That's not hard for me. The problem is ME staying interested in them. lol

    CitizenSol saidI think its when I'm with my friends and I'm drinking that people find me more approachable, which is quite annoying. I've never been flirted with in a bar/club unless I was obviously buzzed or drunk. The fuck is up with that?


    You're more comfortable with friends. You are more approachable because you LOOK more comfortable. And whatever happens you have your friends to fall back on. Going out with friends is definitely teh win!

    CitizenSol said
    I recommend logging onto Xtube and enjoying some amateur porn...because if its amateur, its easier to imagine having the possibility of being in that video. Who needs a club when you have virtual sex?


    Yeah but I had virtual sex tonight 6 times. I can only trick my penis so many times into thinking it's popular and then it gets sore and my doctor's like, "jake stop masturbating jesus it's not like ur ugly so go get laid."


    I have a hard time staying interested in other people too but, um, remember, you nor me are the most interesting fucking people on earth. Some people keep talking because they're just trying to be nice. lol.

    Examine your reasons for wanting to go out. Is it to meet new people? To escape boredom? Maybe just to drink around people and socialize or perhaps you're just fucking lonely and in need of some man loving. I suggest a hookup or taking a couple of PMs, jerk off, then go to sleep and wake up to a new day.
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    rezdylan saidI often run into this same problem.

    Do I go out and interact with a bunch of lousy gay Los Angelenos and open myself to the possibility, however unlikely, of meeting an interesting person? Or do I stay home and certainly not meet anyone cool, but avoid the pain of socializing with a bunch of lousy gay Los Angelenos?

    I've always chosen the latter.


    Well, i think i decided i want to go out tonight. You should meet up with me and we can throw wet napkins at those skinny white homosexuals that run around high on crystal meth. icon_lol.gif


    I would definitely take you up on that if I weren't in Florida visiting the family for xmas. Which establishment's napkins are you planning to throw at which establishment's skinny meth head patrons?

    And I'm not sure you wanna go making bets like that -- when it comes to beaning obnoxious fags between the eyes, I'm a muh-fuckin' savant.
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    Dec 27, 2008 5:31 AM GMT
    CitizenSol said
    I have a hard time staying interested in other people too but, um, remember, you nor me are the most interesting fucking people on earth. Some people keep talking because they're just trying to be nice. lol.


    No, they keep talking because they worship us and you know it. Don't deny our fucking rockstar status!

    CitizenSol said
    Examine your reasons for wanting to go out. Is it to meet new people? To escape boredom? Maybe just to drink around people and socialize or perhaps you're just fucking lonely and in need of some man loving. I suggest a hookup or taking a couple of PMs, jerk off, then go to sleep and wake up to a new day.


    All of the above. And I don't like hooking up from the net. Not many people look like their pictures and that makes jake's pee-pee cry.
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    Dec 27, 2008 5:32 AM GMT
    rezdylan said
    I would definitely take you up on that if I weren't in Florida visiting the family for xmas. Which establishment's napkins are you planning to throw at which establishment's skinny meth head patrons?


    Oh anyone I can find. I'm gonna go into the stereotypical west weho area because at least there's a lot of clubs clumped together.
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    Dec 27, 2008 5:41 AM GMT
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    rezdylan said
    I would definitely take you up on that if I weren't in Florida visiting the family for xmas. Which establishment's napkins are you planning to throw at which establishment's skinny meth head patrons?


    Oh anyone I can find. I'm gonna go into the stereotypical west weho area because at least there's a lot of clubs clumped together.


    Excuse me while I barf my intestines out. icon_lol.gif

    Okay, back.

    Just avoid Popstars at all costs. I went once -- I will never return. Unless I get the urge to watch a group of douche-fags break into a choreographed reproduction of a Janet Jackson video. I swear to Christ, I think everyone in that club knows the move to every Janet Jackson music video ever made. I cry for the poor bedroom mirrors they practice their "moves" in front of -- nothing, however inanimate, deserves to have its dignity so forcibly removed.

    And of course, by that, I mean have fun!!! icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 27, 2008 5:46 AM GMT
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    rezdylan said
    I would definitely take you up on that if I weren't in Florida visiting the family for xmas. Which establishment's napkins are you planning to throw at which establishment's skinny meth head patrons?


    Oh anyone I can find. I'm gonna go into the stereotypical west weho area because at least there's a lot of clubs clumped together.


    Excuse me while I barf my intestines out. icon_lol.gif

    Okay, back.

    Just avoid Popstars at all costs. I went once -- I will never return. Unless I ever get the urge to watch a group of white douche-fags break into a choreographed reproduction of a Janet Jackson video. I swear to Christ, I think everyone in that club knows the move to every Janet Jackson music video ever made. I cry for the poor bedroom mirrors they practice their "moves" in front of -- nothing, however inanimate, deserves to have its dignity so forcibly removed.


    LOL

    Popstars is actually fun when you go with a group of friends. We go in packs of 5+ just to make fun of the environment, dress up all alike, and then we end up having fun. I dunno if that makes sense...the whole making fun of the scene by pretending you are a part of it. We usually get fucked up by 10:30pm and then stumble out at midnight and make videos of us confronting unsuspecting Lesbians. It's pretty crunk n famous yo. But other then that omg hell no I wouldn't go to popstars alone. That's like walking into a room with living dead people.
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    Dec 27, 2008 5:46 AM GMT
    ...and you guys keep confirming my thoughts on L.A thus giving me more reason to rethink moving there, either this summer or next fall. I believe I can confidently conclude that people there suck. I'm also sure I'll be exploited for film ideas then raped by a studio CEO and my hopes&dreams dashed forever. Either I work the tables at cafes from then on or I work the streets.

    I'd rather go to Chicago but I don't know anyone there.
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    Dec 27, 2008 5:48 AM GMT
    CitizenSol said...and you guys keep confirming my thoughts on L.A thus giving me more reason to rethink moving there, either this summer or next fall. I believe I can confidently conclude that people there suck. I'm also sure I'll be exploited for film ideas then raped by a studio CEO and my hopes&dreams dashed forever. Either I work the tables at cafes from then on or I work the streets.

    I'd rather go to Chicago but I don't know anyone there.


    Well where you live now sucks. But moving to LA...unless you know how to fully execute your agenda, you'll get manipulated by a sea of retards. So I would say Chicago for teh win.
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    Dec 27, 2008 5:52 AM GMT
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    Popstars is actually fun when you go with a group of friends. We go in packs of 5+ just to make fun of the environment, dress up all alike, and then we end up having fun. I dunno if that makes sense...the whole making fun of the scene by pretending you are a part of it. We usually get fucked up by 10:30pm and then stumble out at midnight and make videos of us confronting unsuspecting Lesbians. It's pretty crunk n famous yo. But other then that omg hell no I wouldn't go to popstars alone. That's like walking into a room with living dead people.


    Not only does that make perfect sense to me -- it sounds downright gleeful. And when are lesbians ever not unsuspecting? I blame the lack of projectile body parts in their lives.

    I make it a habit of never associating with the living dead without a shotgun slung behind my back. So unless I'm packing monster heat, I will never set foot in Popstars again. Until I meet a guy I'm infatuated with and abandon all reason to hang out with him. Not that that's how I ended up there the first time... Nope. Not at all. Heh... heh... he...

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    Well where you live now sucks. But moving to LA...unless you know how to fully execute your agenda, you'll get manipulated by a sea of retards. So I would say Chicago for teh win.


    Everyone in the midwest is better than anyone in LA. I was in Chicago for 7 hours on a layover a couple days ago -- and I didn't realize how much I missed being surrounded by people who are nice not just because they're afraid they'll offend the wrong person.

    Chicago is like New York filled with nice people (also, fat people). And you get to drive without it costing an arm and a leg! And there's snow in the winter!!!

    That said, if you have your shit together, there's nowhere in the world where opportunity is so abundant as LA.

    Ugh, LA. I love/hate you.
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    Dec 27, 2008 6:02 AM GMT
    JakebensonAll of the above. And I don't like hooking up from the net. Not many people look like their pictures and that makes jake's pee-pee cry.


    Speaking of which, this guy I've been hooking up with lately looked different from his pic. In person he turned out to be sooo much hotter. I need to find a new guy though because I'm starting to get used to having sex with this dude and its such bullshit since he won't give me head or kiss me. He just wants me to blow him and fuck him.

    But its hard getting rid of something half good regularly when you can't even find something a quarter good.

    (edit)

    I only mention this because I've been waiting for him to text me for two hours and I wanna shoot myself.
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    Dec 27, 2008 6:03 AM GMT
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    Well where you live now sucks. But moving to LA...unless you know how to fully execute your agenda, you'll get manipulated by a sea of retards. So I would say Chicago for teh win.


    Everyone in the midwest is better than anyone in LA. I was in Chicago for 7 hours on a layover a couple days ago -- and I didn't realize how much I missed being surrounded by people who are nice not just because they're afraid they'll offend the wrong person.

    Chicago is like New York filled with nice people (also, fat people). And you get to drive without it costing an arm and a leg! And there's snow in the winter!!!

    That said, if you have your shit together, there's nowhere in the world where opportunity is so abundant as LA.

    Ugh, LA. I love/hate you.


    LOL ...LA is full of everyone from the midwest and that's why it sucks.

    But yes I do like fat people, tell me more.
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    Dec 27, 2008 6:04 AM GMT
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    JakebensonAll of the above. And I don't like hooking up from the net. Not many people look like their pictures and that makes jake's pee-pee cry.


    Speaking of which, this guy I've been hooking up with lately looked different from his pic. In person he turned out to be sooo much hotter. I need to find a new guy though because I'm starting to get used to having sex with this dude and its such bullshit since he won't give me head or kiss me. He just wants me to blow him and fuck him.


    Dude wtf keep fucking him! Don't let that sex pass you up!
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    Dec 27, 2008 6:11 AM GMT
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    LOL ...LA is full of everyone from the midwest and that's why it sucks.

    But yes I do like fat people, tell me more.


    LA is just full of the Midwesterners with unreasonable dreams and no means to achieve them -- so they get lost is drugs and porn and become hollow husks of human waste.

    But fat people... Have you ever seen a Chicago Dog? Or eaten a Chicago-style pizza? Fuckers love their bacon and bread products. And I mean look at everyone famous from Chicago. John Belushi, fat. John Goodman, fat. Dan Ackroyd, fat now. Oprah, fat. Roger Ebert, fat. Vince Vaughn, fat now. Chris Farley, fat. Norm from Cheers, fat. I could go on...

    You know that "Da Bears" sketch from SNL in the 90s? That is Chicago, right there.
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    Dec 27, 2008 6:13 AM GMT
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    JakebensonAll of the above. And I don't like hooking up from the net. Not many people look like their pictures and that makes jake's pee-pee cry.


    Speaking of which, this guy I've been hooking up with lately looked different from his pic. In person he turned out to be sooo much hotter. I need to find a new guy though because I'm starting to get used to having sex with this dude and its such bullshit since he won't give me head or kiss me. He just wants me to blow him and fuck him.


    Dude wtf keep fucking him! Don't let that sex pass you up!


    You haven't heard the worst of it. Hes 23 without a car. I gotta go to him. And we MUST fuck somewhere out in the open and not because I'm an exhibitionist. I'm far from it. (I'm scared he might be reading this. After the FagVSNegro wars here, I've gained a certain level of offline notoriety (good and bad) much to my chagrin) So now I'm wondering who else is tracking my every virtual word.

    Either way, I think I'm going to work towards getting to Chicago for now on. I can't even imagine myself in L.A. I just don't see it.
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    Dec 27, 2008 6:19 AM GMT
    CitizenSol saidAnd we MUST fuck somewhere out in the open and not because I'm an exhibitionist.


    Oooh. Hot!

    Like, are we talking bed of a truck in the woods? (SOOOO hot)

    Or are we talking on the dancefloor of a club? (Not hot)
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    Dec 27, 2008 6:32 AM GMT
    CitizenSol said(I'm scared he might be reading this. After the FagVSNegro wars here, I've gained a certain level of offline notoriety (good and bad) much to my chagrin) So now I'm wondering who else is tracking my every virtual word.


    WAIT...WTF?!?!?!

    Do you have any idea how many times I said something arrogant about fags, blacks, muslims, old people, young people, christians, lesbians, mexicans, whites, asians and the mentally handicapped? If think if anything "they" are coming after me. icon_lol.gif

    Don't censor yourself just because you have a 'black' perspective on 'gay' culture.

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    Dec 27, 2008 6:35 AM GMT
    jakebenson said
    CitizenSol said(I'm scared he might be reading this. After the FagVSNegro wars here, I've gained a certain level of offline notoriety (good and bad) much to my chagrin) So now I'm wondering who else is tracking my every virtual word.


    WAIT...WTF?!?!?!

    Do you have any idea how many times I said something arrogant about fags, blacks, muslims, old people, young people, christians, lesbians, mexicans, whites, asians and the mentally handicapped? If think if anything "they" are coming after me. icon_lol.gif

    Don't censor yourself just because you have a 'black' perspective on 'gay' culture.



    For real....so many times new people will hang out with with my crew will say "I can't tell if you like or hate gays, fat people, blacks, jews, etc, etc... You people are confusing."

    No one is safe from me, even though I do like most people overall (prob since I don't live in LA).


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    CitizenSol saidAnd we MUST fuck somewhere out in the open and not because I'm an exhibitionist.


    Oooh. Hot!

    Like, are we talking bed of a truck in the woods? (SOOOO hot)

    Or are we talking on the dancefloor of a club? (Not hot)


    More like in the backyard alley way in suburbia where anyone in a high enough one story window could probably see. lol. Doesn't look like hes biting tonight though. Oh well. I'm too tired anyway.

    JakeBensonDon't censor yourself just because you have a 'black' perspective on 'gay' culture.


    On that subject, I'm only afraid of becoming a one trick pony. Its exhausting. I meant people "studying" my every sentence including misc crap I've posted.

    You're probably at the club right now, in a corner, bobbing your head, alone, with a rum&coke in hand mouthing "Womanizer".
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    Dec 27, 2008 11:16 AM GMT
    Wow.

    So I went out.

    I had no idea how it would roll but it was great even before I got into the club.

    It started in the parking lot when I saw these two gaysians go CRAZY! One was kicking the car then the other came out, and they took off their shirts and beat each other like crazy! Being a shameless bitch I recorded it on my cam in my car as they wrestled to the ground. One of them was bleeding a bit...but then they drove and i was like "ok don't have to call the cops then."

    But man, that was prime time gaysians fighting. I was like "tonight will be fun." And it was!

    I got drunky shitty cock faced off one drink (red bull + vodka) and talked to lots of people. Everyone seemed really festive. I rejected a lot of people and got rejected by a lot of people. But you know what? It's all good because when I got home I watched Family Guy and ate McDonalds and together that's better than butt sex. (lol butt sex)

    Also, there were hardly any white people out. Makes sense cuz the transplants are white, but they went back to their families or assmass. So it was just minorities out. And I LOOOOOOOVE minorities (because they are hotter...sorry I'm just sayin, ....not being racist...ok maybe a lil).

    Anyway, I'm glad I went out.

    /tipsy