What makes you physically imperfect?

  • silverfox

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    Dec 28, 2008 3:51 AM GMT
    So hard to choose because there are so many.....

    The gray temple that I have had since the age of 22. Not as noticeable now that the neighboring "silver" moved in.

    My big crooked nose.
    It's funny but I never even considered plastic surgery though I am sure others have thought that might be a good idea for me. icon_smile.gif

    My left pec is larger than the right.
    The product of years of tennis ....I am a lefty and hit with a two handed back hand as well.


    I am looking forward to hearing from you hot guys because I am curious what you deem to be your physical imperfections.....
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    Dec 28, 2008 4:05 AM GMT
    Back fat. Back fat back fat back fat.

    Also, I'm 5'7". Not many people's idea of perfect, though I feel just fine about it.

    Then there's the fact that I hate my nose (it's too small and impishly upturned, IMO), but it's the only one I got and is a pretty definitive feature that identifies me as me.
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    Dec 28, 2008 4:08 AM GMT
    I got a wide nose, ears that stick out and my right eye lid sits lower then my left (its far more pronounced when I'm tired)

    I'll never change my nose, I may not like it because its me, I like my eyes, I think there sorta cute, but, I'd get my eye fixed.. its the only cosmetic surgery I'd consider getting done, but I'm hesitant about doing it..
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    At the end of the day, this is my face, I may not be hot, I have my flaws, but there me, they make up who I am... I don't think I could look in the mirror and ever see my self without a funky eye a wide nose and ears that stick out..
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    Dec 28, 2008 4:11 AM GMT
    rezdylan saidBack fat. Back fat back fat back fat.

    Also, I'm 5'7. Not many people's idea of perfect, though I feel just fine about it.

    Lets look at the shiny side of 5'7
    You could give me a blow job with both us standing up... that on its own is just damned fine icon_razz.gif

    and you don't slam you head into every god damned decoration/advertisement that stores decide to put up which you swear is actually put up by someone 5'7 I've lose countless brain cells to them things!
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    Dec 28, 2008 4:17 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    rezdylan saidBack fat. Back fat back fat back fat.

    Also, I'm 5'7. Not many people's idea of perfect, though I feel just fine about it.

    Lets look at the shiny side of 5'7
    You could give me a blow job with both us standing up... that on its own is just damned fine icon_razz.gif



    *checks liltanker's height*

    6'2", eh? Why, you might just be on to something there... icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 28, 2008 4:25 AM GMT
    rezdylan said*checks liltanker's height*

    6'2", eh? Why, you might just be on to something there... icon_twisted.gif

    I'd be more then happy to show you how it could all work... icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 28, 2008 4:33 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    rezdylan said*checks liltanker's height*

    6'2", eh? Why, you might just be on to something there... icon_twisted.gif

    I'd be more then happy to show you how it could all work... icon_twisted.gif


    Oh, I think I might have an idea... icon_cool.gif
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    Dec 28, 2008 4:37 AM GMT
    rezdylan said
    lilTanker said
    rezdylan said*checks liltanker's height*

    6'2", eh? Why, you might just be on to something there... icon_twisted.gif

    I'd be more then happy to show you how it could all work... icon_twisted.gif


    Oh, I think I might have an idea... icon_cool.gif


    Ok this is good. We are talking imperfections and you guys are making lemonade from lemons....

    HOWEVER....let's get this thread back on track! icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 28, 2008 4:37 AM GMT
    rezdylan saidOh, I think I might have an idea... icon_cool.gif

    Oh I'm sure your more then intelligent enough to work it out.. but.. I do like demonstrating ideas and it would be so much fun icon_wink.gif

    silverfox1 saidOk this is good. We are talking imperfections and you guys are making lemonade from lemons....

    HOWEVER....let's get this thread back on track! icon_lol.gif

    One must always look upon the brighter side of life...
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    Dec 28, 2008 5:06 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    Oh I'm sure your more then intelligent enough to work it out.. but.. I do like demonstrating ideas and it would be so much fun icon_wink.gif


    I don't think you're prepared for just quite how much fun I could make that for you. icon_twisted.gif

    silverfox1 saidOk this is good. We are talking imperfections and you guys are making lemonade from lemons....

    HOWEVER....let's get this thread back on track! icon_lol.gif



    Aye aye, cap'n! I'll be a good boy. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 28, 2008 5:12 AM GMT


    Take a look at our profile - then you have our permission to run screaming...
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    Dec 28, 2008 5:14 AM GMT
    I'm flat footed so flip flops are the only sandals I can wear.
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    Dec 28, 2008 5:22 AM GMT
    26mileman saidI'm flat footed so flip flops are the only sandals I can wear.

    They be called thongs dear, you wear thongs ;)
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    Dec 28, 2008 5:28 AM GMT
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    26mileman saidI'm flat footed so flip flops are the only sandals I can wear.

    They be called thongs dear, you wear thongs ;)


    icon_lol.gif But my junk doesn't hang down to my feet, so in the great white north we call them flips.
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    Dec 28, 2008 5:33 AM GMT
    loosing my hair like 25 years early & being 50% colourblind
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    Dec 28, 2008 5:54 AM GMT
    26mileman said
    lilTanker said
    26mileman saidI'm flat footed so flip flops are the only sandals I can wear.

    They be called thongs dear, you wear thongs ;)


    icon_lol.gif But my junk doesn't hang down to my feet, so in the great white north we call them flips.

    Well damn, if that just isn't an image and a half you put into my head hahaha
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    Dec 28, 2008 6:02 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    26mileman said
    lilTanker said
    26mileman saidI'm flat footed so flip flops are the only sandals I can wear.

    They be called thongs dear, you wear thongs ;)


    icon_lol.gif But my junk doesn't hang down to my feet, so in the great white north we call them flips.

    Well damn, if that just isn't an image and a half you put into my head hahaha


    I was hoping you'd like it, not as quick on the draw as you though.icon_smile.gif I'm trying.
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    Dec 28, 2008 6:04 AM GMT
    26mileman said
    lilTanker said
    26mileman said
    lilTanker said
    26mileman saidI'm flat footed so flip flops are the only sandals I can wear.

    They be called thongs dear, you wear thongs ;)


    icon_lol.gif But my junk doesn't hang down to my feet, so in the great white north we call them flips.

    Well damn, if that just isn't an image and a half you put into my head hahaha


    I was hoping you'd like it, not as quick on the draw as you though.icon_smile.gif I'm trying.

    Its not the speed but the quality that counts..
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    Dec 28, 2008 10:04 AM GMT
    A. My nose is crooked from being broken twice, only some people seem to notice...
    And B. My brother today asked me how my stay at aushwitz was... I'M TOO SKINNY!!!

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    Dec 28, 2008 10:12 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    26mileman saidI'm flat footed so flip flops are the only sandals I can wear.

    They be called thongs dear, you wear thongs ;)

    In Hawaii we call them slippers. Flip flops are what people from the mainland call them. Thong is something that goes between your booty cheeks lol.
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    Dec 28, 2008 10:16 AM GMT
    youngaugust saidA. My nose is crooked from being broken twice, only some people seem to notice...
    And B. My brother today asked me how my stay at aushwitz was... I'M TOO SKINNY!!!


    LMFAO! Oh snap Aushwitz that's fuckn harsh. I've been there and Birkenau while on vacation in Poland. You're young dude. Enjoy the fast metabolism. It's a blessing.
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    Dec 28, 2008 10:23 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidI got a wide nose, ears that stick out and my right eye lid sits lower then my left (its far more pronounced when I'm tired)

    I'll never change my nose, I may not like it because its me, I like my eyes, I think there sorta cute, but, I'd get my eye fixed.. its the only cosmetic surgery I'd consider getting done, but I'm hesitant about doing it..
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    At the end of the day, this is my face, I may not be hot, I have my flaws, but there me, they make up who I am... I don't think I could look in the mirror and ever see my self without a funky eye a wide nose and ears that stick out..


    i think ur nose makes u hot. it really suits ur face.

    nose jobs are not fun, i never chose it for vanity, i loved my nose but i broke it one too many times and had to for health reasons. its not fun and i advise everyone to reconsider unless its obstructing ur breathing.
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    Dec 28, 2008 10:23 AM GMT
    I don't have a 6 pack so I think by gay standards I'm a fat ass...
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    Dec 28, 2008 10:26 AM GMT
    1. Manboobs that'll never go away unless I have surgery.

    2. Too big of an ass.

    Everything else is fine.
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    Dec 28, 2008 10:29 AM GMT
    I am a Homo sapien icon_cool.gif