"A sandwich, strawberries and a battery!"

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    Apr 05, 2014 12:39 AM GMT
    An hour ago when the supermarket cashier rang up my three item order he announced each. I mused "that sounds kinky."

    What's YOUR most embarrassing store-announced purchase?

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    Apr 05, 2014 1:45 AM GMT
    That's why I use self checkout. I don't want the cashier to see all the junk food that I buy. icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 05, 2014 2:13 AM GMT
    xrichx saidThat's why I use self checkout. I don't want the cashier to see all the junk food that I buy. icon_lol.gif


    oh because the cashier is burning down the world with their own personal success? puh-lease.

    u can't be serious.
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    Apr 05, 2014 2:29 AM GMT
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    xrichx saidThat's why I use self checkout. I don't want the cashier to see all the junk food that I buy. icon_lol.gif


    oh because the cashier is burning down the world with their own personal success? puh-lease.

    u can't be serious.

    I dunno. Cashiers seem to have perfected that "judging you" glare in their eyes. It's creepy. icon_confused.gif
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    Apr 05, 2014 2:46 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidWhat's YOUR most embarrassing store-announced purchase?

    Extra small condoms; "Wow, I didn't know they made them this small! That's cool!" he added. icon_redface.gif
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    Apr 05, 2014 2:49 AM GMT
    When I was really into video games, I bought a Kirby game for DS when I was 18.
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    Apr 05, 2014 3:17 AM GMT
    Mine's not really what was said but rather, what was done. I went to buy lube for the first time...so I was nervous and embarrassed enough as it was. When the cashier went to scan the lube, the idiot dropped it from his hands and it fell right on the floor (on MY side, in FRONT of the counter), rolled a few good feet. Then when I picked it up and brought it back to the counter, the cashier asked me if I wanted him to go get another one from the shelf. I was like "just hurry up and charge me and stuff it in the bag, already!" Idiots.
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    Apr 05, 2014 3:59 AM GMT
    My grandparents used to send me out to buy Mad Dog and Cigs for them. icon_redface.gificon_redface.gif
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    Apr 05, 2014 4:01 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidMy grandparents used to send me out to buy Mad Dog and Cigs for them. icon_redface.gificon_redface.gif

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    Apr 05, 2014 4:41 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidMy grandparents used to send me out to buy Mad Dog and Cigs for them. icon_redface.gificon_redface.gif

    I had to look that one up; Mogen David?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_wine
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    Apr 05, 2014 4:51 AM GMT
    ^^ Such a sheltered upbringing. Must be nice.

    Even more embarrassing, this would usually be the occasion of a poker game or pinochle tournament with friends. They would clean me out, then Grandma would pass me my money back under the table icon_redface.gif
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    Apr 05, 2014 4:57 AM GMT
    Not really. We had Boone's Farm (apple if I remember correctly) and Ripple. I had smoked pot for several years before I ever got drunk. We tended to look at getting drunk as something that our square parents did; we cool hip kids smoked pot, dropped acid, etc.
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    Apr 05, 2014 4:58 AM GMT
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    Apr 05, 2014 5:02 AM GMT
    Yeah, I seem to recall that Boones Farm Apple was the drink of choice for the pot-heads in high skool. Like they sort of went together somehow.
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    Apr 05, 2014 5:14 AM GMT
    ahhhh .... memories icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 05, 2014 6:00 AM GMT
    xrichx saidicon_eek.gif

    Hehe. At least we weren't doing heroin.
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    Apr 05, 2014 7:11 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidMy grandparents used to send me out to buy Mad Dog and Cigs for them. icon_redface.gificon_redface.gif

    Oh please I've had to go by pads and tampons for my sister when I was a teenager. You can't get more embarrassing then that!!

    They asked me what I was buying them for.. I told them my sister.. They asked why I was buying them for my sister. You try answering that one without being an arsehole about it.
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    Apr 05, 2014 5:16 PM GMT
    My best mate an I were neighbours , as a matter of fact we still now-days are , even if we live at a different location than where we grew up His gf's mother was working as a manager at our neighbourly grocery store , when buying condoms , he would deliberatly choose a box where the price label was missing ( no scanning tool at the time, the store had a "price check employee ) , so the cashier would have to call for a price check and announce the product in the intercom . His gf's mother was at the customer service desk which was facing the cashier lanes . Bloody oath , she for sure was embarrassed , as everybody know that her daughter and my best mate was dating ..icon_smile.gif