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    Apr 06, 2014 2:43 PM GMT
    Anyone got any good (actually funny)jokes ???

    No insults at all and no other people on this site are not classed as jokes either !!!

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    Apr 06, 2014 2:45 PM GMT
    How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!

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    Apr 06, 2014 3:23 PM GMT
    A man walks into a bar with an alligator.
    The bartender says, "Get that dangerous animal out of here."
    The man says, "He's very tame. Watch this."
    The man unzips his pants and puts his penis in the alligator's mouth. After a few minutes he pulls it out and says, "See? Anyone else like to try?"
    A man at the end of the bar yells out, "Yes I would but can you get the alligator out of the way first?
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    Apr 06, 2014 3:34 PM GMT
    A man was stopped by a game warden recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish." "Pet fish?!" the warden replied. "Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works." "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied. The man poured the fish into the water and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well, when are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" the man asked. "The FISH." "What fish?"
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    Apr 06, 2014 3:41 PM GMT
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    Apr 06, 2014 4:01 PM GMT
    Good one, Scruffy.
    Here's a "joke."
    This ad keeps popping up and telling me to tap my age. There's obviously no programming for the different ages.
    As a programmer, this makes me laugh.
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    Apr 06, 2014 4:04 PM GMT
    JohnSpotter saidGood one, Scruffy.
    Here's a "joke."
    This ad keeps popping up and telling me to tap my age. There's obviously no programming for the different ages.
    As a programmer, this makes me laugh.
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    Scruffy aka Oldy joke was pathetic to say the least. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 06, 2014 4:33 PM GMT
    What do you call a gay dinosaur?

    Megasorearse!
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    Apr 08, 2014 12:27 AM GMT
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    Apr 08, 2014 12:29 AM GMT
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    Apr 08, 2014 12:38 AM GMT
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