That Guy

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    Dec 29, 2008 8:12 AM GMT
    This thread is to bitch about "that guy" that you want to smack for trying so hard to be: A) cool, B) macho, C) anything that I forgot.

    First example: I was at the gym today, and this guy was doing step exercises to tighten his glutes, and kept groaning like he had to take a shit. The groaning could be heard from upstairs. And to top it off, he was wearing spandex striped red and gray leggings.

    Second example: I went to a bar with some friends to get a drink last Tuesday. This white guy came in wearing a Santa hat and blue sunglasses that rested right on the edge of his nose, sagging pants, and a long white t-shirt.

    I wanted to throw wet towels at the both of them.
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    Dec 29, 2008 8:17 AM GMT
    The Guy I wanna be is someone who cares a little less about what other people think... Sometimes I get tired of trying to look my best, act my best and be my best and for what - so that people like me. Whatever...
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    Dec 29, 2008 2:18 PM GMT
    diamonds, daisies, snowflakes, that guy!
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    Dec 29, 2008 2:23 PM GMT
    For me, That Guy is the one who sits with friends (or boyfriend) or leaves them alone in a public place while he goes off to have a conversation with someone on his cell phone.
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    Dec 29, 2008 2:25 PM GMT
    Sorry, but I am fascinated by your photograph. I don't think I have ever quite seen anything like that ever before. I am just curious about what you mean for people who look at that photograph to understand?

    silverspringbottom saidFor me, That Guy is the one who sits with friends (or boyfriend) or leaves them alone in a public place while he goes off to have a conversation with someone on his cell phone.
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    Dec 29, 2008 2:37 PM GMT
    To all those guys who have a devoted boyfrieng/girlfirend that end up in the gym's steam room getting off.
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    Dec 29, 2008 5:05 PM GMT
    That guy in the movie theater who wont SHUT THE FUCK UP!


    Ahh, I feel better now
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    Dec 29, 2008 6:09 PM GMT
    That Guy is also the asshole that texts throughout the movie. It is dark as shit, and he or she has the whole theater lit up from their cell phone.
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    Dec 30, 2008 1:25 AM GMT
    A big bucket of freezing water splashed into The Guy who wears sunglasses in the club.
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    Dec 30, 2008 6:45 AM GMT
    kRakaJak said
    TheIStrat saidThat guy in the movie theater who wont SHUT THE FUCK UP!


    Ahh, I feel better now


    that guy in the theater who SAYS 'shut the fuck up'. damn that's annoying especially when i'm trying to txt. shees, can't a guy get a break?


    NO! haha
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    Dec 30, 2008 7:37 AM GMT
    the guy that gets on the treadmill next to you and tries to run faster than you after you've been on the damn thing for over 40min! ugh, i hate when they do that because they can't keep up and they make me that much more tired in the end.
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    Dec 30, 2008 8:45 AM GMT
    That guy at the gym who walks around with both arms bowed out to show off his huge arms...which by the way...aren't.
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    Dec 30, 2008 8:57 AM GMT
    Arcangel7769 saidThat guy at the gym who walks around with both arms bowed out to show off his huge arms...which by the way...aren't.


    You mean "Mr. Arms".

    Oh, and that guy that wallows in self pity.
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    Dec 30, 2008 11:07 AM GMT
    'that guy' who flashes his high beams at me... and i'm already in the granny lane.
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    Dec 30, 2008 11:48 AM GMT
    that guy at my gym that shits on all the weights....he thinks he's so cool
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    Dec 30, 2008 11:54 AM GMT
    That "Guy" who works out without a towel, yet plenty of product and sweat to leave a trail of soaked benches at the gym.
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    Jan 25, 2009 12:21 PM GMT

    "That guy" who just read something from the internet and suddenly becomes all-knowing authority on the subject over dinner.

    "That guy" in the club who borrows my toys and accessories to get himself photographed in them.

    "That guy" who won't leave you alone until he gets introduced to your girl friends.

    "That guy" who gets invited to a party and is in a corner feeling everyone else in the room is beneath him.

    "That guy" who stands in the middle of the dancefloor and watches people.

    "That guy" who can't read "No Smoking" signs.

    "That guy" who drinks your cocktail when you're not looking.


    DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Jan 25, 2009 12:33 PM GMT
    ZiMsTeR said
    "That guy" who just read something from the internet and suddenly becomes all-knowing authority on the subject over dinner.

    "That guy" in the club who borrows my toys and accessories to get himself photographed in them.

    "That guy" who won't leave you alone until he gets introduced to your girl friends.

    "That guy" who gets invited to a party and is in a corner feeling everyone else in the room is beneath him.

    "That guy" who stands in the middle of the dancefloor and watches people.

    "That guy" who can't read "No Smoking" signs.

    "That guy" who drinks your cocktail when you're not looking.


    DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    That guy who goes to circuit parties.


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    Jan 25, 2009 4:22 PM GMT
    That guy who's so attractive yet so much of an asshole I weep at the waste of it all.
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    Jan 25, 2009 6:04 PM GMT
    A couple of these.

    Zimster"That guy" who gets invited to a party and is in a corner feeling everyone else in the room is beneath him.

    "That guy" who stands in the middle of the dancefloor and watches people.


    Maybe "that guy" is just shy, and doesn't feel comfortable in the situation. I know I know "don't go to the party if you don't feel comfortable." But to some people it beats isolating themselves. Next time someone seems standoffish, maybe go introduce yourself. He may be a prick he may not be. If he is, you only wasted a few seconds, and it's not anything personal against you. If he's just shy or anxious you may have just put his mind at ease.

    jrunner25the guy that gets on the treadmill next to you and tries to run faster than you after you've been on the damn thing for over 40min! ugh, i hate when they do that because they can't keep up and they make me that much more tired in the end.


    Ugh. I hate people try to race me when I'm running on the trails. It's one thing if someone's running a faster pace because that's where they're at...it's completely different when some jerk is trying to turn it into a competition. I'll usually just wait to get to one of the quarter mile markers and I'll throw in a half mile surge.

    Mine are:

    That guy who screams on the squat machine when I'm in a yoga class.

    That guy who won't wipe his nasty sweat off of the equipment.

    That guy who doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.

    That guy who substitutes a truckload of deodorant and cologne for a shower before he comes to the gym.

    That guy who gets on the cardio equipment next to me after he's just smoked a cigarrette and is wreaking *gag*

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    Jan 25, 2009 6:30 PM GMT
    Runninchlt saidA couple of these.
    Zimster"That guy" who gets invited to a party and is in a corner feeling everyone else in the room is beneath him.
    "That guy" who stands in the middle of the dancefloor and watches people.

    Maybe "that guy" is just shy, and doesn't feel comfortable in the situation. I know I know "don't go to the party if you don't feel comfortable." But to some people it beats isolating themselves. Next time someone seems standoffish, maybe go introduce yourself. He may be a prick he may not be. If he is, you only wasted a few seconds, and it's not anything personal against you. If he's just shy or anxious you may have just put his mind at ease.


    I wish that were the case. Believe me, I know what I'm talking about. Especially if you happen to be the common thread that links everyone else in the room. I guess, you get to know a person more when thrown in a crowded situasheen.icon_neutral.gif
    And Dancerjack would agree with me about the second. If you're not gonna cut some shapes on the dancefloor, then get the feck outta there!!! Bloody poser.


    DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Jan 25, 2009 7:31 PM GMT
    Sedative saidThat guy who's so attractive yet so much of an asshole I weep at the waste of it all.


    well said...I could not agree more. thank you.
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    Jan 25, 2009 9:40 PM GMT
    fluxu8 said
    Sedative saidThat guy who's so attractive yet so much of an asshole I weep at the waste of it all.


    well said...I could not agree more. thank you.


    and there are Soooo many of them icon_confused.gif
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    Jan 25, 2009 10:07 PM GMT
    Oh I would soooooooooo get in on this thread..... but I am that guy.....
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    Jan 25, 2009 10:15 PM GMT
    Don't forget "that guy" who's so attractive and creates a thread about being single and lonely and intends to make friends on this site yet never replies to a friendly e-mail at all? icon_rolleyes.gif

    DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!