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metalxracr Posts: 740
Dec 29, 2008 8:23 AM GMT
are done!

Who else is excited?!
Cowboiway Posts: 520
Dec 29, 2008 2:33 PM GMT
Hey kid...Cowboys will never be DONE! We may not be in fashion, but never done. Those of us who are real cowboys also don't give a rats ass what people like you think. We live on our ranches, go to our rodeos, ride our horses and live a great simple life. So keep your fashion statements.
BodyWork4 Posts: 1976
Dec 29, 2008 2:37 PM GMT
GO PANTHERS!!!
Dec 29, 2008 2:41 PM GMT
ARE YOU KIDDING!!!!!!!! Cowboys are HOT AS HELL!!!!!!

ShawnTX Posts: 2470
Dec 29, 2008 3:37 PM GMT
God bless Texas!!!

yum
Dec 29, 2008 3:53 PM GMT
The reality is far less appealing than the image,

My partner has relatives who live on a ranch in rural Texas. Twice a year they have a cattle roundup and they invite everyone they know to come help or observe. The first time we went I was intrigued by the idea, until I saw what it was actually like. The cattle are herded into a chute where they are immobilized for their shots, etc. They vent their displeasure by producing huge amounts of shit. By the end of the day everything and everyone is covered with it. It's as far from erotic as you can get.
turtlesarecoo... Posts: 560
Dec 29, 2008 4:11 PM GMT
Ha! I can't tell if there's a ton of people being sarcastic or just completely missing the idea of the topic.
styrgan Posts: 1980
Dec 29, 2008 4:16 PM GMT
turtlesarecool saidHa! I can't tell if there's a ton of people being sarcastic or just completely missing the idea of the topic.


Yeah... I thought the OP was talking about the Dallas Cowboys being decimated by the Eagles...

Wait... Did I miss the point of the topic???

Help!!!!!
Dec 29, 2008 4:32 PM GMT
styrgan said
turtlesarecool saidHa! I can't tell if there's a ton of people being sarcastic or just completely missing the idea of the topic.


Yeah... I thought the OP was talking about the Dallas Cowboys being decimated by the Eagles...

Wait... Did I miss the point of the topic???

Help!!!!!


Oops! You're both right. The holidays don't do much for reading comprehension.
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 4901
Dec 29, 2008 4:38 PM GMT
For those of you who like Cowboy art, my younger brother, Lance, makes a living with his paintings. Here's a few...

http://lhartworld.com/index.html


cowboy 1

Cowboy 2

cowboy 3

cowboy 4

Cowboy 5


leatherhound Posts: 40
Dec 29, 2008 4:41 PM GMT
TexDef07 saidThe reality is far less appealing than the image,

My partner has relatives who live on a ranch in rural Texas. Twice a year they have a cattle roundup and they invite everyone they know to come help or observe. The first time we went I was intrigued by the idea, until I saw what it was actually like. The cattle are herded into a chute where they are immobilized for their shots, etc. They vent their displeasure by producing huge amounts of shit. By the end of the day everything and everyone is covered with it. It's as far from erotic as you can get.



tex - u are not into wrestling in cowshit??? really erotic! give it a try and put up the video of it here.
styrgan Posts: 1980
Dec 29, 2008 4:45 PM GMT
See now if this was my post, when I returned to check it out, I would be mad..

styrgan Posts: 1980
Dec 29, 2008 4:47 PM GMT
I just think it's a really fitting end for the team that everyone loves to hate to be defeated by the Eagles..

Kind of reminds me of the Sox-Yankees in 2004.

Not as grandiose though.
Cowboiway Posts: 520
Dec 29, 2008 4:52 PM GMT
You want erotic..watch a guy stuff the insides of a cow back into her after she gave birth...that's erotic..

Or how about sleeping out ina cold ass barn waiting for the birth.

I guess that is what really makes cowboys attractive..We are Real Manly Men...and don't like to put up with lame comments from bois in Hollywood
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 4901
Dec 29, 2008 5:17 PM GMT
Cowboiway saidYou want erotic..watch a guy stuff the insides of a cow back into her after she gave birth...that's erotic..




ewwwwwww....apparently I would never make it as a cowboy
turtlesarecoo... Posts: 560
Dec 29, 2008 5:30 PM GMT
styrgan saidI just think it's a really fitting end for the team that everyone loves to hate to be defeated by the Eagles..

Kind of reminds me of the Sox-Yankees in 2004.

Not as grandiose though.


Yes, but at least there the Yankees were a step away from the world series (and in game four just a few outs away). Cowboys didn't even make the playoffs. Proof that ego can destroy everything in a team sport.

How 'bout 'dem Cowboys?
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 4901
Dec 29, 2008 6:09 PM GMT
I'm more depressed about the Broncos dismal loss yesterday to the Chargers

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
SpartanSwimme... Posts: 40
Dec 29, 2008 6:17 PM GMT
Thank you Argentina and Brasil. Get some of them cowboys!
zakariahzol Posts: 2074
Dec 29, 2008 8:58 PM GMT
Cowboiway,

I am all with you. Guys , dont insult the cowboy. I may be a white collar worker. Working 9 to 5 infront of my laptop, doing paper work making money in the office. But being a cowboy and living in a farm is my dream. I will gladly trade my stressful rat race, kissing some bosses ass , sales target, maintaining some nasty customer account to a life of a cowboy. Who wont want to live in a simple uncomplicated life with plenty of fresh air , plenty of nature and greenery all around you. Just like our good men , Cowboiway mention, they live an exciting life of rodeo, horse riding , manly and masculine existence in wide open space not a crampy office dealing with office politic trying to get along with back stabbing fellow office workers,. They have no bosses to answer, sales target to achieve, urgent report to produce. I probably day dreaming for some exotic dream and I am sure Cowboy have their problem , but as tough as they are those problem must be an exciting challenge for them.

And yes, cowboy are rugged, masculine, get plenty of exercise naturally (not in some spot club ) . I got turn on, just shaking hand with some rough muscular farm worker.

I hope one day I be able to fulfill my lifelong ambition to be a cowboy, move to farm and say "Fuck you" to this desk job I am doing right now.
fastprof Posts: 1736
Dec 29, 2008 9:14 PM GMT
metalxracr saidare done!

Who else is excited?!


Hey guys....This is so funny. The OP meant the Dallas Cowboys, as several have pointed out. Didn't someone else post a Forum thread on how NOT in tune most gay guys are to conventional professional team sports?

Man....did most here really miss the point of the OP and think that the OP was dissing real cowboys?

Oh boy....

P.S. And, yes, it gives me great pleasure to see them thrashed.....
metalxracr Posts: 740
Dec 29, 2008 9:43 PM GMT
fastprof said
metalxracr saidare done!

Who else is excited?!


Hey guys....This is so funny. The OP meant the Dallas Cowboys, as several have pointed out. Didn't someone else post a Forum thread on how NOT in tune most gay guys are to conventional professional team sports?

Man....did most here really miss the point of the OP and think that the OP was dissing real cowboys?

Oh boy....

P.S. And, yes, it gives me great pleasure to see them thrashed.....


LMFAO! Thank you so much! I meant these bitches:



Hello, this is real jock I thought you guys watched the game yesterday! hahaha naw, but really I meant the Dallas Cowboys. That one team that has that shitty player named Tony Homo I mean Romo
Ducky46 Posts: 2971
Dec 29, 2008 9:46 PM GMT
I knew that is what you meant! Talking about missing the bus plane and train. Real Jock..huh where????? tooo funny! I'm still laughing at the posts!
Cowboiway Posts: 520
Dec 29, 2008 9:47 PM GMT
Not all of us have the time to spend watching a meanless sport or game such as football on TV. We have lives to live.Besides who would want to watch overpaid dipshits like them. Why dont you get out there and play the game yourself, you surely could do a better job

Not to mention you should always post CLEAR questions. Ones that do not leave an open end to the question.
HndsmKansan Posts: 6568
Dec 29, 2008 9:50 PM GMT
I've always been into the cowboy scene... to a point. Riding horses, the look, the buckle, boots. Enjoy them to the hilt.

Ducky46 Posts: 2971
Dec 29, 2008 9:51 PM GMT
I did not watch the game I knew what he was talking about. Sort of a no brainer. You can go live your life now ta da! I'm am not a bif fan of foot ball at all.
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