Post the all-time lamest most gnarelest jokes you have ever heard - either in a bar or anywhere else:

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    Apr 08, 2014 10:35 PM GMT
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  • MikeW

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    Apr 08, 2014 10:38 PM GMT
    Q: What do gays call hemorrhoids?

    A: Speed bumps.

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    Apr 08, 2014 10:39 PM GMT
    MikeW saidQ: What do gays call hemorrhoids?

    A: Speed bumps.

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    Apr 09, 2014 12:47 AM GMT
    What's the world's most musical fish?
    The piano tuna.
    (Are you sure you want lame, handsome?)
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    Apr 09, 2014 1:06 AM GMT
    owl_bundy saidwhat the fuck does gnarliest mean???

    You can search for gnarly and find lots of definitions but, it seems to me, they're all pretty much mutually exclusive to lame.
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    Apr 09, 2014 1:07 AM GMT
    owl_bundy saidwhat the fuck does gnarliest mean???


    ^ So, depending on the particular context that it's being used in - of course - it more often than not denotes that a specific something is really bad or really weak etc... . Hope that helps, even if its only a little... .
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    Apr 09, 2014 1:12 AM GMT
    What happens when 3 gays meet a lone woman in the park?

    2 will hold her down and the last one fixes her hair.



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    Apr 09, 2014 2:05 AM GMT
    What do you call a guy with no nose and no body?

    Answer : Nobody nose icon_exclaim.gificon_idea.gificon_exclaim.gif
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    Apr 09, 2014 2:14 AM GMT
    What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
    A can't opener.

    Does anyone need an ark?
    I Noah guy.

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Little old lady.
    Little old lady who?
    I didn't know you could yodel!

  • jo2hotbod

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    Apr 09, 2014 2:17 AM GMT
    Most of these are good
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    Apr 09, 2014 2:41 AM GMT
    jo2hotbod saidMost of these are good


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    Apr 09, 2014 2:58 AM GMT
    bhp91126 saidWhat happens when 3 gays meet a lone woman in the park?

    2 will hold her down and the last one fixes her hair.


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  • MikeW

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    Apr 09, 2014 3:27 AM GMT
    Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: One... But it takes an ER staff to get it out!

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    Apr 09, 2014 8:57 PM GMT
    ^Fantastic!

    This one took me a minute.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    I'm a pile up.
    I'm a pile up who? ...

    (lame as requested)
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    Apr 09, 2014 9:00 PM GMT
    th3ro said
    bhp91126 saidWhat happens when 3 gays meet a lone woman in the park?
    2 will hold her down and the last one fixes her hair.

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    Don't roll your eyes at us Americans just because you're a sexy Australian.
    That was funny!
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    Apr 09, 2014 9:54 PM GMT
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  • buddycat

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    Apr 09, 2014 11:07 PM GMT
    Why did the little girl fall of the swing?

    Because she had no arms.

    Ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar and asks:

    Do you serve food here?