Going on a trip to Uganda!!!!! Need Advice...

  • RaggedyMan

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    Apr 13, 2014 2:28 AM GMT
    Going on a trip to Uganda for a summer vacation and I have a very serious question...

    I'm a virgin and I really like black guys.

    I'm honestly not considering taking anything less than 9 inches. Like seriously...

    How can I properly prepare myself for the sex with a black guy if it's my first time?

    Please be gentle.

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    Apr 13, 2014 2:28 AM GMT
    sanjose408 said
    Please be gentle.


    That's what he said.
  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    Apr 13, 2014 2:29 AM GMT
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    Comes in many flavours.
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    Apr 13, 2014 2:30 AM GMT
    practice with this
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  • MikeW

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    Apr 13, 2014 2:30 AM GMT
    A bit late for April fools, don't cha think?
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    Apr 13, 2014 2:30 AM GMT
    LOL.
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    Apr 13, 2014 2:32 AM GMT
    D3K_ saidpractice with this
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    I dont think one bottle is enough
  • MikeW

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    Apr 13, 2014 2:33 AM GMT
    The Colossus 5 Pounder might do the trick. It's black, too! icon_surprised.gif

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    Apr 13, 2014 2:33 AM GMT
    Funny.....I never took the OP as a troll. icon_neutral.gif
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    Apr 13, 2014 2:33 AM GMT
    The biggest cocks in Africa are in Congo.
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    Apr 13, 2014 2:33 AM GMT
    This might help.

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    Apr 13, 2014 2:34 AM GMT
    Scruffypup saidFunny.....I never took the OP as a troll. icon_neutral.gif


    It's not trolling, it's sense of humour. Look for it, idiot.
  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    Apr 13, 2014 2:34 AM GMT
    MikeW saidThe Colossus 5 Pounder might do the trick. It's black, too! icon_surprised.gif

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    Doesn't look proportionally thick.
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    Apr 13, 2014 2:35 AM GMT
    Guys guys guys. Stop it. I'm getting horny. Geeez
  • MikeW

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    Apr 13, 2014 2:35 AM GMT
    ThatSwimmerGuy said
    MikeW saidThe Colossus 5 Pounder might do the trick. It's black, too! icon_surprised.gif

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    Doesn't look proportionally thick.
    Wadaya mean? I cast it myself.
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    Apr 13, 2014 2:36 AM GMT
    MikeW said
    ThatSwimmerGuy said
    MikeW saidThe Colossus 5 Pounder might do the trick. It's black, too! icon_surprised.gif

    319mOVRKN0L.jpg
    Doesn't look proportionally thick.
    Wadaya mean? I cast it myself.
    This might be better for thicknesscoca-cola-can.jpg
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    Apr 13, 2014 2:37 AM GMT
    MikeW said
    ThatSwimmerGuy said
    MikeW saidThe Colossus 5 Pounder might do the trick. It's black, too! icon_surprised.gif

    319mOVRKN0L.jpg
    Doesn't look proportionally thick.
    Wadaya mean? I cast it myself.



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  • MikeW

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    Apr 13, 2014 2:39 AM GMT
    ThatSwimmerGuy said
    MikeW said
    ThatSwimmerGuy said
    MikeW saidThe Colossus 5 Pounder might do the trick. It's black, too! icon_surprised.gif

    319mOVRKN0L.jpg
    Doesn't look proportionally thick.
    Wadaya mean? I cast it myself.
    This might be better for thicknesscoca-cola-can.jpg
    Do you not understand spacial relationships. It IS about as thick as that coke can, just three times as long. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 13, 2014 2:39 AM GMT
    MikeW said
    ThatSwimmerGuy said
    MikeW saidThe Colossus 5 Pounder might do the trick. It's black, too! icon_surprised.gif

    319mOVRKN0L.jpg
    Doesn't look proportionally thick.
    Wadaya mean? I cast it myself.

    Why did you have to say that? There are mental images we can't unseen.
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    Apr 13, 2014 2:40 AM GMT
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    Apr 13, 2014 2:41 AM GMT
    MikeW said
    ThatSwimmerGuy said
    MikeW said
    ThatSwimmerGuy said
    MikeW saidThe Colossus 5 Pounder might do the trick. It's black, too! icon_surprised.gif

    319mOVRKN0L.jpg
    Doesn't look proportionally thick.
    Wadaya mean? I cast it myself.
    This might be better for thicknesscoca-cola-can.jpg
    Do you not understand spacial relationships. It IS about as thick as that coke can, just three times as long. icon_rolleyes.gif

    Even better!
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    Apr 13, 2014 2:53 AM GMT
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    Apr 13, 2014 3:08 AM GMT
    RedEssence saidFried-Chicken-Leg.jpg


    Like he would not eat that before it went anywhere.
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    Apr 13, 2014 3:11 AM GMT
    FishandGrits said
    RedEssence saidFried-Chicken-Leg.jpg


    Like he would not eat that before it went anywhere.

    Who, the OP or his boy toy?