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the F&*##*$n hiccups
mindgarden Posts: 1326
Mar 26, 2007 4:24 AM GMT
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If the truth could ever really be known, I'd bet money that one of the leading causes of suicide is the fricken persistant hiccups.

The only cure that I've ever found that really works is to go out and run two or three miles. (I had teenage arthritis, my knees make rice crispy noises when I run) I can hardly walk for days after a serious bout of the hiccups.

Tonight, I tried just a mile with a hundred bench presses of a hundred pounds thrown in. It seemed to work.

How do you guys deal with them?

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Mar 26, 2007 10:00 PM GMT
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For a time I was plagued with them - they turned out to be a lesser-known side effect from a medication. Of course I don't know if you're taking anything at all - but if you are, review the enclosures and manufacturer websites for information.

Good luck!
Joey
allstarrccl20... Posts: 45
Mar 27, 2007 12:57 PM GMT
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Yoga relaxation....does it for me every time because you are forced to relax specific parts of your body. While you are concentrating on each body part, somehow you just forget about them and it stops.
chungo44 Posts: 481
Mar 27, 2007 9:50 PM GMT
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drink a glass of water upside down
Dave135 Posts: 2
Mar 28, 2007 2:02 AM GMT
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Blow all the air out of your lungs. Close off your nose and don't inhale through your mouth. Let your diaphragm relax and drop down. Wait a few seconds. This will stop ordinary hiccups in their tracks.
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Mar 28, 2007 2:03 AM GMT
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The way to do it (has helped from many a drunken nights):

Take one deep breath and hold it for 3 seconds
- don't exhale

Take another deep breath on top of that one and hold for 3 seconds
- don't exhals

Take one more deep breath on top of those two and hold for 3 seconds

...ok, now you can exhale.

Do that twice more, and if that has not worked, take two of these, and call me in the morning.
mindgarden Posts: 1326
Mar 28, 2007 3:46 AM GMT
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LOL. I've tried all that stuff. You guys must have pussy hiccups. Fortunately, it only happens to me about once or twice a year.
Alistair_Lond... Posts: 26
Mar 28, 2007 2:10 PM GMT
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This may sounds absoluely stupid but I was told a remedy that worked for me straight away. It only works once though (as after the first time you'll have the answer to the qeustion).

The solution is to think and name three completely bald men.

The rules are simple, they have to be completed, naturally bald, not shaved or balding.

Once you have named your third man, your hiccups will stop.

Apparently, this method works by relaxing and contracting your diaphragm which is something that you body instinctivly does when in deep thought and then finds a winning solution. There is science in the madness afterall.
hotversguy Posts: 145
Apr 07, 2007 4:07 AM GMT
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have someone ask you a series of increasingly harder math questions. i have no idea why this works but it does. you forget to hiccup.

also, light a whole pack of matches, drop it in a pint of water and chug. something about the sulfur.
MikemikeMike Posts: 909
Apr 14, 2007 8:07 AM GMT
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If I have hiccups drinking a glass of water upsidedown always worked. Hiccups are the bodies response to a dry upper pallet. I asked my eye ear and nose Dr. If they persist biofeedback has been proven to work over 90% of the time. Google it- tired of typing.
fordnag Posts: 2
Apr 14, 2007 11:02 AM GMT
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One or two teaspoons of sugar eaten dry. California Institute of Technology study showed this work ed nearly every time.
jim_e Posts: 230
Apr 29, 2007 7:20 AM GMT
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when a hiccup is about to come up, i try to "swallow" it (gulp the air lol) or i try to burp when im about to. it seems to work for me.
adam30_43206 Posts: 67
May 18, 2007 8:15 PM GMT
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talk to your doctor...although the suggestions above are fun to read.

I once had surgery under full-anesthesia, side-effect non-stop hiccups for 48h

The doctor gave me some kind of gastric relaxer
boundog Posts: 2
Jun 12, 2007 12:26 AM GMT
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There are two sorts of hiccups - the one that encounter most of us last for about 30 minutes and are due to a full or upset stomach or intestines. This is normal and should be treated with the remedies mentioned above.
The other sort of hiccups is not natural and should be checked with a doctor. Sometimes there are muscles that spasm in the solarplexus that can cause such pathogenic hiccups and - like mentioned before - some medications actually stimulate these muscles. What usually helps is a muscle relaxant - short acting, only available by prescription though.
You should talk to your doctor about it and see if he can prescrive you a short-acting muscle relaxant like a benzodiazepine.
Good luck!
atxclimber Posts: 474
Jun 12, 2007 12:50 AM GMT
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For the past four days I have begun to hiccup any time I drink any kind of carbonated or effervescent beverage. Mojitos, beer, soda, anything. As soon as I take a sip and begin to swallow it, I hiccup. It's driving me crazy.
Lincsbear Posts: 192
Jul 06, 2007 1:23 AM GMT
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Try drinking water from the opposite side of a glass,mindgarden!
ebl333 Posts: 673
Nov 04, 2007 2:03 AM GMT
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ya, swallow raw sugar. or if no sugar around, hold your breath as long as possible.
alekzndr Posts: 23
Nov 22, 2007 4:28 AM GMT
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what the %*&#

A very full stomach can cause bouts of hiccups that go away on their own. A full stomach can be caused by:

Eating too much food too quickly.
Drinking too much alcohol.
Swallowing too much air.
Smoking.
A sudden change in stomach temperature, such as drinking a hot beverage and then a cold beverage.
Emotional stress or excitement.

....all you need is to return the carbon dioxide by placing a paper bag on your nose and mouth...Breathing repeatedly into a paper bag for a limited period of time.
SAHEM62896 Posts: 960
Nov 22, 2007 4:31 AM GMT
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Slow breaths (paper bag optional) seem to work for me.
nysexy Posts: 758
Nov 22, 2007 3:07 PM GMT
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Strange as it may sound, i get the hiccups after i've been laughing really hard so my hiccups lead to more laughing which leads to more hiccups.

Best way to deal for me is to calm down and just begin breathing slower and deeper

Yes..I'm wierd, I know, AND I LOVE IT!!!!!!(my wierdness, not the hiccups)
xxFratJockxx Posts: 11
Nov 22, 2007 4:19 PM GMT
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You need to increase the CO2 levels in your blood by either holding your breathe or by breathing in and out of a paper bag. Hopefully that'll work.
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Apr 21, 2008 8:19 PM GMT
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I rarelly get hiccups, but when I do they often last for hours. My last bout clocked in just shy of three hours. I have found the upside down drinking to work on occasion. I will have to try the other remedies.
muchmorethanm... Posts: 2553
Aug 10, 2008 1:12 PM GMT
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I noticed that when I was developing cancer that I had the most unusual persistent annoying hiccups. They would come about by simply yawning and or coughing to clear my throat. I'm not sure if there was some relation but as far as timing was concerned they came around the time I developed my cancer.
tommysguns200... Posts: 850
Aug 10, 2008 1:54 PM GMT
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a quick stiff jab to the solar plexus will stop them...or start them..its like a toggle switch.

It may also kill you, so prolly only use it as a last resort.
GuyNextDoorOh... Posts: 166
Aug 10, 2008 2:13 PM GMT
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This has always worked for me...and worked for others I've "coached" through it. Fill a glass with water (no ice) then take a deep breath and hold it. With breath held, slowly drink the glass of water without stopping and without breathing. Most of the time they are gone before you finish the water. If you hiccup and can keep going without breathing in, do so - otherwise, just take a breath and start over. Unless someone has the "drunk hiccups", it's pretty much worked for everyone. And it's easier than trying to drink water upside down.
atari84 Posts: 16
Aug 10, 2008 2:34 PM GMT
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It sounds disgusting (because it is disgusting):

drink 1-2 tablespoons of vinegar

My dentist originally suggested this method to me years ago. I thought he was sadomasochistic (or just had a really warped sense of humour), but it actually works really well.
VinBaltimore Posts: 180
Aug 11, 2008 3:37 PM GMT
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I don't get them very often, knock on wood, but I had a friend help someone else out over dinner by having them eat peanut butter.
RBY71 Posts: 2050
Aug 11, 2008 3:52 PM GMT
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ebl333 saidya, swallow raw sugar. or if no sugar around, hold your breath as long as possible.


This one actually works for me. I've even used a pack of equal with the same results.
dumdedum Posts: 56
Aug 11, 2008 3:54 PM GMT
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THIS WORKS EVERY TIME.

Although some of the other remedies are "interesting" but odd - this is simple. My sixth grade history teacher taught me this and I have been doing it ever since and showing with others. Even recently I showed a couple of naysayers in crowded rooms and it worked instantly. It's easier to do if you have an accomplice - but you can do it alone too if you have the right sized glass.

Basically it's simply drinking a glass of water while pinching your nose and plugging your ears - and not taking breaths in between sips. All it takes is about 3 or 4 sips. And voila - no more hiccups.

You can do it alone if you have a small enough glass to hold with your pinky and second to last finger while pinching your nose with your index fingers and plugging your ears with your thumbs.

chicago_barry Posts: 163
Aug 11, 2008 3:56 PM GMT
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This always works and was handed down to me by my grandmother:

Go find a guy with a nice long cock, at least 7" when hard.
Deep throat him, go really "balls deep" as granny used to say.
Voila, no hiccups.
Swallowing is optional.
joeindallas Posts: 428
Aug 12, 2008 9:40 PM GMT
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What is suicide a bad thing?
getfitrick Posts: 98
Aug 12, 2008 9:42 PM GMT
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Peanut butter
CSPYNY Posts: 105
Aug 14, 2008 1:15 AM GMT
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Holding my breath always works.
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Aug 21, 2008 12:19 PM GMT
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It usually happens when I overeat fatty/ high protein foods. I tried everything holding my breath, water, but I seem to find yogurt helps quiker

Hiccups are kinda loud and annoying. .
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