In home massages

  • Lonz

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    Apr 23, 2014 11:26 PM GMT
    I was wondering if anyone has any stories about getting massaged at home or in someone elses. How was the experience? Do you prefer massages at a spa or no? How did you contact this person?
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    Apr 23, 2014 11:30 PM GMT
    I hired a Guy to come to My house and give Me a massage.

    When he walked in I shot him.

    He doesn't give very many massages any more...

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  • jo2hotbod

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    Apr 24, 2014 1:04 AM GMT

    I was hired buy a Guy to go to his house and give Him a massage.

    When I walked he shot me.

    I don't give him any massages any more...
  • Timbales

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    Apr 24, 2014 1:12 AM GMT
    Cash saidI hired a Guy to come to My house and give Me a massage.

    When he walked in I shot him.

    He doesn't give very many massages any more...

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    you shoot him after the massage, duh
  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    Apr 24, 2014 1:18 AM GMT
    I am sure if you want a happy ending Grinr or A4A is the way to go.
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    Apr 24, 2014 3:22 AM GMT
    I hired this one Guy to come over and give Me a massage.

    Then I realized I was out of bullets.

    So I cancelled.

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    Apr 24, 2014 11:40 AM GMT
    on a more serious note icon_rolleyes.gif



    I have had many massages for sciatic nerve pain, both in home and in a LMTs studio setting and in a hotel while on vacation.

    I find the one at home was not as relaxing, but mainly because a) I had to vacuum before he showed up and
    b) the cats and dogs were whining and or rubbing on the door wanting in!

    LOL


    Now, in the hotel in Key West: he was very professional with expert hands, but it left something needed for total relaxation..may have been that the room was too small, really, for him to set up the table, so we used the bed. Shoulda used the floor, but it was bamboo flooring, not the most comfortable to lay on.


    So, IMHO: Studio setting is the way to go!


    Matter of fact, I have on scheduled for my birthday and all I have to do is drive 5 blocks.
    Yes, I could walk, but who the hell wants to walk back AFTER a relaxing massage? LOL
  • jo2hotbod

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    Apr 24, 2014 11:52 AM GMT
    Cash saidI hired this one Guy to come over and give Me a massage.

    Then I realized I was out of bullets.

    So I cancelled.

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    Running out of bullets is not as bad as shooting blanks... That's a problem
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    Apr 24, 2014 9:34 PM GMT
    Last time I went for a massage the Guy had to go to the E.R. because someone shot Him.

    I don't really go there very much anymore.

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    Apr 25, 2014 12:37 PM GMT
    Can you two get a room and let the adults talk? Thanks! icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 25, 2014 12:46 PM GMT
    I'd rather go to a spa. The lighting, soft music and the scents they use really takes me to a relaxing dimension. And almost always, the massage ends up putting me to sleep.
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    Apr 25, 2014 4:20 PM GMT
    I signed up to take a massage therapy class.

    On the first day the instructor shot himself.

    Now I'm thinking about a basket weaving class...

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    Apr 25, 2014 5:15 PM GMT
    I'm going to Cash's place to give him a massage.

    I have my kevlar suit ready.

    I'll be doing something with his basket, but not weaving it!
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    Apr 25, 2014 5:40 PM GMT
    So this Guy said He was coming over to give Me a massage.

    He said His gun was cocked and ready to shoot.

    I thought I would serve bagels and light snacks...

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    Apr 26, 2014 2:33 PM GMT
    I'm happy with any snacks, as long as they aren't Vegan!
  • jo2hotbod

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    Apr 26, 2014 3:08 PM GMT
    Cash saidSo this Guy said He was coming over to give Me a massage.

    He said His gun was cocked and ready to shoot.

    I thought I would serve bagels and light snacks...

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    Good bagels will give us the carbs we'll need to keep our energy levels up and lite snacks will keep us from bloating