The Month of May Internal Masturbation Month

  • 7913p

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    Apr 29, 2014 10:24 PM GMT
    Did any on this forum ever here about that The month of May is International Masturbation Month. So has anyone now about this?
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    Apr 29, 2014 10:25 PM GMT
    Yes, I already knew.


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  • MikeW

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    Apr 29, 2014 10:25 PM GMT
    Your topic title says "internal" not "international". icon_eek.gif
  • Bunjamon

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    Apr 29, 2014 10:27 PM GMT
    MikeW saidYour topic title says "internal" not "international". icon_eek.gif


    I was wondering what "internal masturbation" was, myself. Is that what women doicon_question.gif
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    Apr 29, 2014 10:27 PM GMT
    MikeW saidYour topic title says "internal" not "international". icon_eek.gif

    Anal masturbation; use a dildo.
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    Apr 30, 2014 12:11 AM GMT
    I totally get this. Because without the public awareness created by designating a special month for it, no one would ever masturbate.
  • MikeW

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    Apr 30, 2014 1:00 AM GMT
    ElectroShark saidI totally get this. Because without the public awareness created by designating a special month for it, no one would ever masturbate.

    Are there going to be parades, floats, banners and speeches? I hope so. Maybe a prime-time TV special focus--something about it on 20/20 perhaps (is 20/20 still on, I have no idea). Commentary by Barbwawawa… or whoever her contemporary equivalent is. There really ought to be Halllmark cards, too, you know, that you can send your friends. "HI, thinking of you this month…" icon_razz.gif Special sales on lube and dildos? Now there's a novel idea. BOGO, etc. WIthout that, this special month, not so special. icon_neutral.gif
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    Apr 30, 2014 1:07 AM GMT


    'When you can't be,
    With the one you loooovvveee,

    ....love the one you're with', so to speak, lol!


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  • tj85016

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    Apr 30, 2014 2:28 AM GMT
    Is jerking off still a sin, or did the new Pope change that?
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    Apr 30, 2014 2:30 AM GMT
    tj85016 saidIs jerking off still a sin, or did the new Pope change that?


    You must eyaculate white powder now, right?
  • tj85016

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    Apr 30, 2014 2:32 AM GMT
    xavier92 said
    tj85016 saidIs jerking off still a sin, or did the new Pope change that?


    You must eyaculate white powder now, right?


    yes, that, or an altar boy
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    Apr 30, 2014 2:32 AM GMT
    I'm still trying to finger out this concept of internal masturbation.
  • MikeW

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    Apr 30, 2014 3:02 AM GMT
    Iceblink saidI'm still trying to finger out this concept of internal masturbation.
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    Hint:
    Dildo+Photobomb.+Not+today+captain+dildo

    Better than a finger n e day. icon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 30, 2014 3:33 AM GMT
    It's only in May? Seems like a year long celebration for me.

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    Apr 30, 2014 3:52 AM GMT
    Iceblink saidI'm still trying to finger out this concept of internal masturbation.

    I see what you did there.
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    Apr 30, 2014 5:04 AM GMT
    MikeW said
    Iceblink saidI'm still trying to finger out this concept of internal masturbation.
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    Hint:
    Dildo+Photobomb.+Not+today+captain+dildo

    Better than a finger n e day. icon_twisted.gif


    Oh come on, everyone knows those are Aztec art reproduction souvenirs, and they even made them in types of rubber so they wouldn't get damaged in shipping (This is an incredibly thoughtful gesture of corporate largess, and should be remembered).


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    Apr 30, 2014 5:06 AM GMT
    ElectroShark said
    Iceblink saidI'm still trying to finger out this concept of internal masturbation.

    I see what you did there.


    This is going to sound horrible, but when we were kids with filthy little hands, Dad used to accuse us of 'fingling' his sandwiches. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    omg

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  • Buddha

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    Apr 30, 2014 9:18 PM GMT
    hellass saidIt's only in May? Seems like a year long celebration for me.

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    +1
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    Jun 19, 2016 3:58 PM GMT
    I observed it repeatedly, and with a new friend.