God is soo gay.

  • theob

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    Apr 30, 2014 5:13 PM GMT
    Something I've been thinking about since coming out:

    God can’t be against the gays if He is infinite. If God is infinite, there is more than a little gay in God. God would necessarily contain an entire galaxy of dudes having sex with each other nonstop for eternity. He would be all conceivable configurations of guys giving each other a blowjob. Imagine a gay sex act. God has done it. There are gay sex acts that you haven’t thought of yet that God has done. He was giving rim jobs before anyone ever knew what a rim job was because he is the infinite set of all possible rim jobs.

    If your God exists, he is bigger than the biggest homo you can think of.
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    Apr 30, 2014 5:24 PM GMT
    Jesus was bisexual.
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    May 01, 2014 2:56 PM GMT
    theob saidSomething I've been thinking about since coming out:

    God can’t be against the gays if He is infinite. If God is infinite, there is more than a little gay in God. God would necessarily contain an entire galaxy of dudes having sex with each other nonstop for eternity.

    I'm not a religious guy, but you have a great point that the fundamentalist christians ignore, even though it is a part of their philosophy (if they would think)- God is perfect - God made man in his image - God cannot do imperfect things. Gay people exist. Gay people are also God's creations - Gay people are also made in God's image. Gay people had to be intended by God, or they would not exist. Not an original concept, but if that is part of the Christian religion, it applies equally to gays.
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    May 28, 2014 6:21 AM GMT
    I read this an imagine algebra happening.

    Hahaha yay!
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    May 28, 2014 8:39 AM GMT
    I love the original post on this thread. Pure poetry a la Alan Ginsburg.