Pornhub is giving America wood, literally rather than figuratively this time, by announcing that it will plant a new tree for every 100 videos viewed.

The initiative, presumably designed to alleviate porn watchers' guilt, was launched on Arbor Day, a US holiday that encourages people to plant and care for trees.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/pornhub-promises-to-plant-one-tree-for-every-100-videos-watched-9300748.html

I may have just about restored Sherwood Forest to its former glory by the time I peg out then.