The really awkward part was the female nurse standing in front of me holding glass slides, me also standing except naked from the waist down, bent over slightly, hands on knees with a stiffie. As my bobbing hardon began to ooze fluid she held it still with a gloved hand, while dabbing the slides from the tip. I tried not to make eye contact with her, nor laugh for that matter at the obscene absurdity of what we were doing.
That sounds so awkward.
Yeah, you had to be there... LOL!
Another time I was getting my bladder examined with an endoscope. Today I'm sure those devices are miniaturized to a much smaller size, but 20 years ago that was a pretty big thing to be sticking up your dick, nearly as big as a pencil. I'd had it done before and knew how much it hurt.
So I told the urologist, with 2 female nurses in attendance, that I didn't tolerate these procedures well, and might get a bit vocal. He said: "Well, with the extra distance I've gotta go, given the size of the thing YOU'VE got, it doesn't surprise me."
The "thing" I've got? Is that a medical term?
The 2 females nurses giggled, one covering her mouth. I could only lie there on the table naked and turn beet red.