P&%$y whipped straight friends

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    May 06, 2014 1:46 AM GMT
    Hey guys, I've got a friend who has his head so far up this chicks ass he can't breathe. How do you handle your straight friends who only know you exist when their snatch is not around??
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    May 06, 2014 1:50 AM GMT
    All my friends are girls >.> w. The exception of internet peeps an ex boyfriend and previous co-workers far away.

    Maybe befriend more people... Is best way.
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    May 06, 2014 1:56 AM GMT
    flguy57 saidHey guys, I've got a friend who has his head so far up this chicks ass he can't breathe. How do you handle your straight friends who only know you exist when their snatch is not around??
    OMG gay men would never do the equivalent! LOL. Too bad we can't live our friend's lives for them. I'm sure we'd do a far better job than they do themselves. icon_wink.gif
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    May 06, 2014 2:03 AM GMT
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    flguy57 saidHey guys, I've got a friend who has his head so far up this chicks ass he can't breathe. How do you handle your straight friends who only know you exist when their snatch is not around??
    OMG gay men would never do the equivalent! LOL. Too bad we can't live our friend's lives for them. I'm sure we'd do a far better job than they do themselves. icon_wink.gif


    I'm very happy for him. What I have a problem with is this, he invites me over to have a few brews and hang out. Cool right? Well this chick has this thing about showing up with no warning and he just freaks out. He has to spend every nanosecond with her while she is there and gets down right rude to anyone who is causing him to not spend every nanosecond with her. Hell I would have gladly left if I had known she was going to show up.

    I think I just need to tell him to fuck off. I ain't got time for his stupid high school bullshit.
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    May 06, 2014 2:09 AM GMT
    flguy57 saidI think I just need to tell him to fuck off. I ain't got time for his stupid high school bullshit.
    Or give him time to get over the infatuation. Might take awhile but it usually mellows out once she starts putting out regularly.
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    May 06, 2014 2:14 AM GMT
    Usually just wait until the honeymoon is over. That could be next week or years though... Good friends won't actually do that, thankfully. At least, not to the extreme of being that rude about it.
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    May 06, 2014 2:15 AM GMT
    This has been going since Dec. He is a very good friend and I really like the girl too. It just gets soooooo old listening to him. I could tell him that I cut up my family and buried them in the back yard and he would say, Oh did I tell you that (insert name here) farts smell like roses. It's beyond sickening.
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    May 06, 2014 2:16 AM GMT
    I bet it is safe to put the u, s, and s between the the p and the y.
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    May 06, 2014 2:19 AM GMT
    Iceblink saidI bet it is safe to put the u, s, and s between the the p and the y.


    Didn't want to piss off the nuns.
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    May 06, 2014 2:24 AM GMT
    flguy57 said
    MikeW666 said
    flguy57 saidHey guys, I've got a friend who has his head so far up this chicks ass he can't breathe. How do you handle your straight friends who only know you exist when their snatch is not around??
    OMG gay men would never do the equivalent! LOL. Too bad we can't live our friend's lives for them. I'm sure we'd do a far better job than they do themselves. icon_wink.gif


    I'm very happy for him. What I have a problem with is this, he invites me over to have a few brews and hang out. Cool right? Well this chick has this thing about showing up with no warning and he just freaks out. He has to spend every nanosecond with her while she is there and gets down right rude to anyone who is causing him to not spend every nanosecond with her. Hell I would have gladly left if I had known she was going to show up.

    I think I just need to tell him to fuck off. I ain't got time for his stupid high school bullshit.


    He may be rude because some have said what you said here to him, or have sneered at the intensity of his feelings towards her. If you're very happy for him, then simply be that, and a good friend.
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    May 06, 2014 2:35 AM GMT
    I haven't said anything to him and I've been the only one to support him. I was just wondering how anyone else would handle something like this. I am going to tell him that I won't put up with him snapping my head off. I ain't no doormat for him to wipe his feet on.
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    May 06, 2014 3:18 AM GMT
    MikeW666 said
    flguy57 saidI think I just need to tell him to fuck off. I ain't got time for his stupid high school bullshit.
    Or give him time to get over the infatuation. Might take awhile but it usually mellows out once she starts putting out regularly.

    Or stops.
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    May 06, 2014 3:33 AM GMT
    Iceblink saidI bet it is safe to put the u, s, and s between the the p and the y.

    Ohhh. I thought this thread was about party whips. Those are the best kind of whips!
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    May 06, 2014 3:39 AM GMT
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    Iceblink saidI bet it is safe to put the u, s, and s between the the p and the y.

    Ohhh. I thought this thread was about party whips. Those are the best kind of whips!

    You gotta whip it, whip it good.
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    May 06, 2014 3:41 AM GMT
    flguy57 saidHey guys, I've got a friend who has his head so far up this chicks ass he can't breathe. How do you handle your straight friends who only know you exist when their snatch is not around??


    I got this one beat…..

    kt8320 says: Hey guys, I've got a bi friend who has his head so far up this chicks ass he can't breathe. How do you handle your bisexual friends who only know you exist when their snatch is not around??

    The guy don't even want to go out to the gay bars anymore…. icon_evil.gif
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    May 06, 2014 3:41 AM GMT
    Iceblink said
    xrichx said
    Iceblink saidI bet it is safe to put the u, s, and s between the the p and the y.

    Ohhh. I thought this thread was about party whips. Those are the best kind of whips!

    You gotta whip it, whip it good.

    Yeah! And don't forget to whip it baby. Whip it right. Whip it all night!
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    May 06, 2014 3:53 AM GMT
    xrichx said
    Iceblink said
    xrichx said
    Iceblink saidI bet it is safe to put the u, s, and s between the the p and the y.

    Ohhh. I thought this thread was about party whips. Those are the best kind of whips!

    You gotta whip it, whip it good.

    Yeah! And don't forget to whip it baby. Whip it right. Whip it all night!


    I have no idea what you are talking about. I've never heard of such a thing.

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    May 06, 2014 4:27 AM GMT
    I lure them back over to me with food, alcohol or drugs.
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    May 06, 2014 4:52 AM GMT
    flguy57 saidI haven't said anything to him and I've been the only one to support him. I was just wondering how anyone else would handle something like this. I am going to tell him that I won't put up with him snapping my head off. I ain't no doormat for him to wipe his feet on.


    Then tell him so, that you support him and all that it means in the way of understanding she's as vital as air to him. Remind him of this if he gets snappy. icon_wink.gif
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    May 07, 2014 12:53 AM GMT
    Thanks for the replies. I guess it really doesn't matter, if you are whipped you're whipped. Straight or gay. I've never been lucky or unlucky enough to know. I've had lengthy FB relationships but nothing ever real. So I understand his need to spend all his time with her, but it sure sucks that he invites people over and as soon as she shows up it time for you to go.