Purchasing spouses

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    May 11, 2014 9:02 AM GMT
    Why do people buy their spouses? What is the motivation for this? I was eating and watched a guy literally hush his spouse and then proceed to pay for their combined products. She sounded like she never speaks.

    There is an anti- right to work campaign here in Missouri, it is so depressing.

    I understand why good people pronounce it "misery"
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    May 11, 2014 5:17 PM GMT
    Lol omg
  • tiger123

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    May 11, 2014 5:57 PM GMT
    Finding guys to date is hard
    So buying is quicker
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    May 11, 2014 6:23 PM GMT
    Snaz saidWhy do people buy their spouses? What is the motivation for this? I was eating and watched a guy literally hush his spouse and then proceed to pay for their combined products. She sounded like she never speaks.

    There is an anti- right to work campaign here in Missouri, it is so depressing.

    I understand why good people pronounce it "misery"


    Purchasing a spouse is NOT a matter to be taken lightly. There are many factors to consider before laying down your hard earned money for a spouse.

    1. Check the teeth and gums. Either they need to be healthy pearly white and pink, or you need to consider the cost of having a complete extraction of any and all of that dick shredding crockery removed. A young hot guy who can take his teeth out is worth the price of admission to the show.

    2. Submissive. The spouse should already be broken in and taught to be completely submissive to the whims and orders (spoken and unspoken) of their master/husband. Sassy, rebelious boys are going to require quite a bit of investment in "training" as well as the minimum necessary number of sturdy, back-hand bitch slaps to keep in line.

    3. "Trash" or "Treasure"? You've got to know what your potential purchase considers itself. The old rule "Treat the trash like tresasures, and the treasures like trash" is timeless in wisdom. You've not only got to see what you've got in front of you, but you've got to get inside the head and turn the paradigm around. "Pretty boys" need to be treated like shit and made to believe they are worthless. "Fugly boys" need to be made to believe that they are rare, prized works of art. Why? Because the whole world is telling them something they already know, and YOU will be telling them something different that probably aligns with what they are really aching to hear.

    4. Gratitude. Only pick a spouse from the litter who knows gratitude. They should be grateful to you for the very air that they breathe. They should be grateful for the Goodwill issue clothes that you give to them. They should be thank you every time you beat them because they know they deserve it and are better because of it.

    Purchasing a spouse can be one of the most important decisions of your life. Make sure you do it well the first time so that as you purchase additional spouses your stable will grow upon well founded principles of obedience and service.

    P.S. Don't forget to cut your losses quickly. Make an example of your mistaken purchases by quickly putting to death any disobedient, lazy spouses. Do this in front of the others for maximum effect.
  • lgg5819

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    May 12, 2014 9:35 PM GMT
    Snaz saidThere is an anti- right to work campaign here in Missouri, it is so depressing.


    Do you know what right-to-work laws are? They have nothing to do with guaranteeing anyone's right to work. Just FYI.
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    May 12, 2014 9:57 PM GMT
    GAMRican said

    Purchasing a spouse is NOT a matter to be taken lightly. There are many factors to consider before laying down your hard earned money for a spouse.

    1. Check the teeth and gums. Either they need to be healthy pearly white and pink, or you need to consider the cost of having a complete extraction of any and all of that dick shredding crockery removed. A young hot guy who can take his teeth out is worth the price of admission to the show.

    2. Submissive. The spouse should already be broken in and taught to be completely submissive to the whims and orders (spoken and unspoken) of their master/husband. Sassy, rebelious boys are going to require quite a bit of investment in "training" as well as the minimum necessary number of sturdy, back-hand bitch slaps to keep in line.

    3. "Trash" or "Treasure"? You've got to know what your potential purchase considers itself. The old rule "Treat the trash like tresasures, and the treasures like trash" is timeless in wisdom. You've not only got to see what you've got in front of you, but you've got to get inside the head and turn the paradigm around. "Pretty boys" need to be treated like shit and made to believe they are worthless. "Fugly boys" need to be made to believe that they are rare, prized works of art. Why? Because the whole world is telling them something they already know, and YOU will be telling them something different that probably aligns with what they are really aching to hear.

    4. Gratitude. Only pick a spouse from the litter who knows gratitude. They should be grateful to you for the very air that they breathe. They should be grateful for the Goodwill issue clothes that you give to them. They should be thank you every time you beat them because they know they deserve it and are better because of it.

    Purchasing a spouse can be one of the most important decisions of your life. Make sure you do it well the first time so that as you purchase additional spouses your stable will grow upon well founded principles of obedience and service.

    P.S. Don't forget to cut your losses quickly. Make an example of your mistaken purchases by quickly putting to death any disobedient, lazy spouses. Do this in front of the others for maximum effect.


    You sound experienced. Are you available for purchase?
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    May 13, 2014 1:37 AM GMT
    uberick said
    GAMRican said

    Purchasing a spouse is NOT a matter to be taken lightly. There are many factors to consider before laying down your hard earned money for a spouse.

    1. Check the teeth and gums. Either they need to be healthy pearly white and pink, or you need to consider the cost of having a complete extraction of any and all of that dick shredding crockery removed. A young hot guy who can take his teeth out is worth the price of admission to the show.

    2. Submissive. The spouse should already be broken in and taught to be completely submissive to the whims and orders (spoken and unspoken) of their master/husband. Sassy, rebelious boys are going to require quite a bit of investment in "training" as well as the minimum necessary number of sturdy, back-hand bitch slaps to keep in line.

    3. "Trash" or "Treasure"? You've got to know what your potential purchase considers itself. The old rule "Treat the trash like tresasures, and the treasures like trash" is timeless in wisdom. You've not only got to see what you've got in front of you, but you've got to get inside the head and turn the paradigm around. "Pretty boys" need to be treated like shit and made to believe they are worthless. "Fugly boys" need to be made to believe that they are rare, prized works of art. Why? Because the whole world is telling them something they already know, and YOU will be telling them something different that probably aligns with what they are really aching to hear.

    4. Gratitude. Only pick a spouse from the litter who knows gratitude. They should be grateful to you for the very air that they breathe. They should be grateful for the Goodwill issue clothes that you give to them. They should be thank you every time you beat them because they know they deserve it and are better because of it.

    Purchasing a spouse can be one of the most important decisions of your life. Make sure you do it well the first time so that as you purchase additional spouses your stable will grow upon well founded principles of obedience and service.

    P.S. Don't forget to cut your losses quickly. Make an example of your mistaken purchases by quickly putting to death any disobedient, lazy spouses. Do this in front of the others for maximum effect.


    You sound experienced. Are you available for purchase?


    I am available on a "consulting" basis. My professional rate starts at $325 per hour (plus prepaid travel, lump-sum lodging, ground transporation, per-diem food and beverage, any visa or entry fees, incidental expenses, etc.). Additional expenses are on a prepaid basis.

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    May 13, 2014 1:43 AM GMT
    Can I drive him around the block first before I buy him? Maybe keep him overnight?