Sleeping on the couch.

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    May 18, 2014 12:49 AM GMT
    I cut the sleeves off his 18 y/o, gold, beat to hell, Old Navy. long sleeve-T to use to work out in.

    Turns out it had sentimental value and I'm a dumb ass for not wondering why he's kept it so long without ever wearing it.

    Name something he could MISTAKENLY destroy that would put you in the dog house???


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    May 18, 2014 1:01 AM GMT


    LOL! Bill's a phenomenal gardener.

    One Spring I decided to help him. He was planting and I was weeding.

    Very carefully and efficiently I was about 20 feet down the beds from him pulling masses of weeds. Proudly I showed him how much I'd gotten.

    He said,

    "That's everything I planted yesterday. Stop. Now."

    Oops. icon_redface.gif
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    May 18, 2014 1:01 AM GMT
    This reminds Me of the time I shot My second Husband's sister in the face during Thanksgiving dinner.

    He was SO miffed...

    Like, it was ME who had to wash the blood out of the tablecloth...what was HE all in a tizzy about?!?!??!!
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    May 18, 2014 1:03 AM GMT
    Sleeping in the couch? Isn't that a bit outdated? Do couples still do that?
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    May 18, 2014 1:04 AM GMT
    bottom time..
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    May 18, 2014 1:19 AM GMT
    David3K saidbottom time..

    I wish
    saving myself for someone special...How's that circumcision working?

    KXD7 saidSleeping in the couch? Isn't that a bit outdated? Do couples still do that?

    Yes...the bedroom is good for aggressive and passive-aggressive behavior--lord knows he's the king of the Passive.

    If I'd taken it to the goodwill with the rest of the stuff he'd never known, but know I had to go and wax the furniture with the cut off sleeves.
    His expression was nearly worth it.
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    May 18, 2014 1:34 AM GMT
    dustin_K_tx said
    David3K saidbottom time..

    I wish
    saving myself for someone special...How's that circumcision working?

    Not happening any time soon, mutilation of my favorite part is not on my plans ;)
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    May 18, 2014 1:35 AM GMT
    David3K said
    dustin_K_tx said
    David3K saidbottom time..

    I wish
    saving myself for someone special...How's that circumcision working?

    Not happening any time soon, Mutilation of my favorite part is not on my plans ;)


    It'll make your dick look smaller.
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    May 18, 2014 1:36 AM GMT
    David3K said
    Not happening any time soon, mutilation of my favorite part is not on my plans ;)


    So there's a chance then?


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    May 18, 2014 1:38 AM GMT
    I've got a little stuffed bear with "I Love You" embroidered on it, {someone} won for me two lifetimes ago.

    -need to make a trip to the Safe Deposit box...
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    May 18, 2014 1:42 AM GMT
    dustin_K_tx said
    David3K said
    Not happening any time soon, mutilation of my favorite part is not on my plans ;)

    So there's a chance then?

    Well you never know, I might get dementia someday and willingly want to mutilate my penis.
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    May 18, 2014 1:42 AM GMT
    dustin_K_tx saidI've got a little stuffed bear with "I Love You" embroidered on it, {someone} won for me two lifetimes ago.

    -need to make a trip to the Safe Deposit box...

    You are so gay.