Profiles that read like this.

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    May 18, 2014 8:27 PM GMT
    Came across this profile recently and simply wonder if he's for real.

    Member's ProfileI am a very good looking esoteric, egocentric, and supercilious jock looking for men that can meet my stringent criteria. Do not contact me if you are out of shape or overweight. Do not contact me if you have hiv or aids. Do not contact me if you are any race other than white. WASP to the front of the line. Blond hair Blue eyes to the front of the line. Country Club, boarding school, ivy league, international travel to the front of the line. Think The Hamptons, Worth Ave, Rodeo Drive, Upper East Side, Georgetown, Newbury Street.

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    May 18, 2014 8:31 PM GMT
    With the best performance art, you just can't tell.
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    May 18, 2014 8:34 PM GMT
    haha if thats for real so up their own arse there coming out there own mouth
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    May 18, 2014 8:35 PM GMT
    DO NOT CONTACT ME UNLESS YOUR ROYAL/NOBLE TITLE IS EQUIVALENT TO OR OUTRANKS MINE !!
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    May 18, 2014 8:50 PM GMT
    owl_bundy said
    Dennis89 saidDO NOT CONTACT ME UNLESS YOUR ROYAL/NOBLE TITLE IS EQUIVALENT TO OR OUTRANKS MINE !!


    it's funny when guys tell people on dating sites or somewhere like this to "not contact them" BUT yet they are not willing to approach whoever they like. they just sit there waiting for someone to approach them or say something because they think they're THAT special. they're looking for someone to stroke their ego built off of delusions. those guys obviously aren't being serious or realistic.

    so true haha but i dont understand how in the end they do get someone haha bemuses totally
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    May 18, 2014 8:57 PM GMT
    You guys don't recognize when you're being trolled?
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    May 18, 2014 9:01 PM GMT
    Does WASA count? (White Anglo-Saxon Agnostic)
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    May 18, 2014 9:19 PM GMT
    There is nothing WORSE or more horrible than a sarcastic profile...
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    May 18, 2014 9:22 PM GMT
    LOL ^^
  • Webster666

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    May 18, 2014 9:25 PM GMT
    He rather clearly stated what he's looking for.
    And, if there's one of anything, there's almost always more, out there.
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    May 18, 2014 9:35 PM GMT
    Not me. I want a fat wheezing smoker with clogged arteries and diabetes.



    As long as he's rich, willing to adopt me, and elderly.
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    May 18, 2014 9:40 PM GMT
    Sharkspeare said


    As long as he's rich, willing to adopt me, and elderly.


    Get it all in your name before he croaks, inheritance tax is a bitch.
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    May 18, 2014 9:45 PM GMT
    I must applaud his profile, it's hilarious
  • AMoonHawk

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    May 18, 2014 10:09 PM GMT
    Fivealive saidCame across this profile recently and simply wonder if he's for real.

    Member's ProfileI am a very good looking esoteric, egocentric, and supercilious jock looking for men that can meet my stringent criteria. Do not contact me if you are out of shape or overweight. Do not contact me if you have hiv or aids. Do not contact me if you are any race other than white. WASP to the front of the line. Blond hair Blue eyes to the front of the line. Country Club, boarding school, ivy league, international travel to the front of the line. Think The Hamptons, Worth Ave, Rodeo Drive, Upper East Side, Georgetown, Newbury Street.


    HEY! I'm pretty sure I read that exact same one before. If they had, had a 'wft whatever' button I would have clicked on it.
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    May 18, 2014 10:21 PM GMT
    Fivealive saidCame across this profile recently and simply wonder if he's for real.

    Member's ProfileI am a very good looking esoteric, egocentric, and supercilious jock looking for men that can meet my stringent criteria. Do not contact me if you are out of shape or overweight. Do not contact me if you have hiv or aids. Do not contact me if you are any race other than white. WASP to the front of the line. Blond hair Blue eyes to the front of the line. Country Club, boarding school, ivy league, international travel to the front of the line. Think The Hamptons, Worth Ave, Rodeo Drive, Upper East Side, Georgetown, Newbury Street.



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  • venue35

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    May 18, 2014 10:46 PM GMT
    I've been to newbury street !!!!icon_biggrin.gif
    I even walked on Harvard campusicon_biggrin.gif
    The guy who wrote all that crap is an asshole.
    (I hope he reads this).
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    May 18, 2014 11:21 PM GMT
    LULZ.
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    May 19, 2014 12:02 AM GMT
    owl_bundy saidyou guys aren't going to link the profile of the person that wrote that shit??? smh.


    No because then he'll be bullied and then we'll have thread wars for the nth time.


    Its like a genetic similarity to the men who say muscle masculine looking for the same
  • Timbales

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    May 19, 2014 12:08 AM GMT
    My profile just says "Don't contact me"
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    May 19, 2014 12:28 AM GMT
    Fivealive saidCame across this profile recently and simply wonder if he's for real.

    Member's ProfileI am a very good looking esoteric, egocentric, and supercilious jock looking for men that can meet my stringent criteria. Do not contact me if you are out of shape or overweight. Do not contact me if you have hiv or aids. Do not contact me if you are any race other than white. WASP to the front of the line. Blond hair Blue eyes to the front of the line. Country Club, boarding school, ivy league, international travel to the front of the line. Think The Hamptons, Worth Ave, Rodeo Drive, Upper East Side, Georgetown, Newbury Street.



    sounds like prick
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    May 19, 2014 12:54 AM GMT
    Sounds like a very delusional person.
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    May 19, 2014 12:59 AM GMT
    Is this a profile here? In the profile search there is a profile text search option and I did not see it.
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    May 19, 2014 1:05 AM GMT
    Dennis89 saidDO NOT CONTACT ME UNLESS YOUR ROYAL/NOBLE TITLE IS EQUIVALENT TO OR OUTRANKS MINE !!

    lol, this is pretty much all this guy needs in his profile instead of boring us with his laundry list of shit.
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    May 19, 2014 1:06 AM GMT
    DTOBIN2013 said
    Fivealive saidCame across this profile recently and simply wonder if he's for real.

    Member's ProfileI am a very good looking esoteric, egocentric, and supercilious jock looking for men that can meet my stringent criteria. Do not contact me if you are out of shape or overweight. Do not contact me if you have hiv or aids. Do not contact me if you are any race other than white. WASP to the front of the line. Blond hair Blue eyes to the front of the line. Country Club, boarding school, ivy league, international travel to the front of the line. Think The Hamptons, Worth Ave, Rodeo Drive, Upper East Side, Georgetown, Newbury Street.



    sounds like prick

    get outta my head!!
  • Posted by a hidden member.
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    May 19, 2014 1:44 AM GMT
    Come on guys, that is clearly sarcasm.
    There are people like that out there. They just know better than to admit it. Or they lack the insight to call themselves egocentric.
    The ones you have to watch out for are the ones that read:
    "I'm not a racist but..."
    That is inevitably followed by the list of ethnicities they don't want to be contacted by. Usually referenced by a food.