Dating mishaps!

  • Pheo

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    May 21, 2014 1:47 AM GMT
    So this isn't one of those threads that's all "I need advice!"... This is one of those threads that's just for sharing, just because they're funny. That and I have issues, it's why I called the Pentagon asking if I could have the NSA watch me more because I need that much more adult supervision.icon_rolleyes.gif

    Anyways. I'm responsible with myself, my money, I get my car serviced when the check engine light comes on, and I even put on my seat belt. But what if you get in your date's car and it doesn't work? This happened to me late last year. It played out similarly when I was getting work done on my vehicle and he insisted on giving me a ride home. Only he wasn't getting irritated or upset, he was just laughing his ass off because I was trying REALLY hard to make that thing work.



    The more videos I watch from this channel, the more I'm like "Why do I relate to a lot of this?" She sums it up nicely.


    I'm a loser on the internet.icon_rolleyes.gif

    But if you guys have similar stories, by all means! Share them. I have more. PLENTY more.
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    May 21, 2014 4:05 AM GMT
    Pheo saidSo this isn't one of those threads that's all "I need advice!"
    This is really confusing. Does this mean like you actually have like real life friends and do stuff away from the internet? If so, what's it like? I need advice!
  • Pheo

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    May 21, 2014 4:40 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    Pheo saidSo this isn't one of those threads that's all "I need advice!"
    This is really confusing. Does this mean like you actually have like real life friends and do stuff away from the internet? If so, what's it like? I need advice!


    Sometimes!


    Wait... Do you mean the ones that will LET me hang with them in public places or the ones that are all "DEAR GOD SHOOT IT."? I have both.icon_lol.gif
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    May 21, 2014 5:02 AM GMT
    Maybe I'm just a freak, but I think that working on a car makes a pretty good guy-date. Plus, you know, if he puts all the tools away in the proper place and sweeps the garage floor, it's a good sign.
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    May 21, 2014 5:07 AM GMT
    Pheo said
    paulflexes said
    Pheo saidSo this isn't one of those threads that's all "I need advice!"
    This is really confusing. Does this mean like you actually have like real life friends and do stuff away from the internet? If so, what's it like? I need advice!


    Sometimes!


    Wait... Do you mean the ones that will LET me hang with them in public places or the ones that are all "DEAR GOD SHOOT IT."? I have both.icon_lol.gif
    The ones that are all "DEAR GOD SHOOT IT."

    Then again, recent studies have shown that praying to a deity asking it to shoot people is statistically less effective than shooting them yourself. icon_twisted.gif
  • Pheo

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    May 21, 2014 5:33 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidMaybe I'm just a freak, but I think that working on a car makes a pretty good guy-date. Plus, you know, if he puts all the tools away in the proper place and sweeps the garage floor, it's a good sign.


    THIS. I usually put things away, I tend to sweep before and after. I'd have worked on my vehicle myself, but I didn't have the help I needed to swap transmissions. Other than that though, general maintenance. I'd modify it, but bleh. How the hell do you modify a van? Other than lights and glass pack mufflers?icon_lol.gif



    paulflexes said
    Pheo said
    paulflexes said
    Pheo saidSo this isn't one of those threads that's all "I need advice!"
    This is really confusing. Does this mean like you actually have like real life friends and do stuff away from the internet? If so, what's it like? I need advice!


    Sometimes!


    Wait... Do you mean the ones that will LET me hang with them in public places or the ones that are all "DEAR GOD SHOOT IT."? I have both.icon_lol.gif
    The ones that are all "DEAR GOD SHOOT IT."

    Then again, recent studies have shown that praying to a deity asking it to shoot people is statistically less effective than shooting them yourself. icon_twisted.gif


    I think most of the reason why they put up with me is because they wonder what trouble I've gotten into this time. There's a reason why I only take showers anymore.

    And for the shooting, that's what I tell them. I even told them to google how to blame a hunting accident on politicians, because that seems to happen. icon_lol.gif
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    May 21, 2014 6:35 AM GMT
    Pheo said
    mindgarden saidMaybe I'm just a freak, but I think that working on a car makes a pretty good guy-date. Plus, you know, if he puts all the tools away in the proper place and sweeps the garage floor, it's a good sign.


    THIS. I usually put things away, I tend to sweep before and after. I'd have worked on my vehicle myself, but I didn't have the help I needed to swap transmissions. Other than that though, general maintenance. I'd modify it, but bleh. How the hell do you modify a van? Other than lights and glass pack mufflers?icon_lol.gif



    paulflexes said
    Pheo said
    paulflexes said
    Pheo saidSo this isn't one of those threads that's all "I need advice!"
    This is really confusing. Does this mean like you actually have like real life friends and do stuff away from the internet? If so, what's it like? I need advice!


    Sometimes!


    Wait... Do you mean the ones that will LET me hang with them in public places or the ones that are all "DEAR GOD SHOOT IT."? I have both.icon_lol.gif
    The ones that are all "DEAR GOD SHOOT IT."

    Then again, recent studies have shown that praying to a deity asking it to shoot people is statistically less effective than shooting them yourself. icon_twisted.gif


    I think most of the reason why they put up with me is because they wonder what trouble I've gotten into this time. There's a reason why I only take showers anymore.

    And for the shooting, that's what I tell them. I even told them to google how to blame a hunting accident on politicians, because that seems to happen. icon_lol.gif
    I thought a hunting accident was when you need to shit in the woods and only your shirt to wipe with.
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    May 21, 2014 6:36 AM GMT
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    Pheo said
    mindgarden saidMaybe I'm just a freak, but I think that working on a car makes a pretty good guy-date. Plus, you know, if he puts all the tools away in the proper place and sweeps the garage floor, it's a good sign.


    THIS. I usually put things away, I tend to sweep before and after. I'd have worked on my vehicle myself, but I didn't have the help I needed to swap transmissions. Other than that though, general maintenance. I'd modify it, but bleh. How the hell do you modify a van? Other than lights and glass pack mufflers?icon_lol.gif



    paulflexes said
    Pheo said
    paulflexes said
    Pheo saidSo this isn't one of those threads that's all "I need advice!"
    This is really confusing. Does this mean like you actually have like real life friends and do stuff away from the internet? If so, what's it like? I need advice!


    Sometimes!


    Wait... Do you mean the ones that will LET me hang with them in public places or the ones that are all "DEAR GOD SHOOT IT."? I have both.icon_lol.gif
    The ones that are all "DEAR GOD SHOOT IT."

    Then again, recent studies have shown that praying to a deity asking it to shoot people is statistically less effective than shooting them yourself. icon_twisted.gif


    I think most of the reason why they put up with me is because they wonder what trouble I've gotten into this time. There's a reason why I only take showers anymore.

    And for the shooting, that's what I tell them. I even told them to google how to blame a hunting accident on politicians, because that seems to happen. icon_lol.gif
    I thought a hunting accident was when you need to shit in the woods and have only your shirt to wipe with.
  • Pheo

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    May 21, 2014 6:48 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    Pheo said
    mindgarden saidMaybe I'm just a freak, but I think that working on a car makes a pretty good guy-date. Plus, you know, if he puts all the tools away in the proper place and sweeps the garage floor, it's a good sign.


    THIS. I usually put things away, I tend to sweep before and after. I'd have worked on my vehicle myself, but I didn't have the help I needed to swap transmissions. Other than that though, general maintenance. I'd modify it, but bleh. How the hell do you modify a van? Other than lights and glass pack mufflers?icon_lol.gif



    paulflexes said
    Pheo said
    paulflexes said
    Pheo saidSo this isn't one of those threads that's all "I need advice!"
    This is really confusing. Does this mean like you actually have like real life friends and do stuff away from the internet? If so, what's it like? I need advice!


    Sometimes!


    Wait... Do you mean the ones that will LET me hang with them in public places or the ones that are all "DEAR GOD SHOOT IT."? I have both.icon_lol.gif
    The ones that are all "DEAR GOD SHOOT IT."

    Then again, recent studies have shown that praying to a deity asking it to shoot people is statistically less effective than shooting them yourself. icon_twisted.gif


    I think most of the reason why they put up with me is because they wonder what trouble I've gotten into this time. There's a reason why I only take showers anymore.

    And for the shooting, that's what I tell them. I even told them to google how to blame a hunting accident on politicians, because that seems to happen. icon_lol.gif
    I thought a hunting accident was when you need to shit in the woods and only your shirt to wipe with.


    That's only if you pop someone's muzzleloader cherry. That's why I love my 50cal.