Department of Complaints Department

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    Jun 05, 2014 12:05 PM GMT
    Judgy Wudgy was a bear
    He hates the way you do your hair
    He thinks that you should fix your nose
    And girl, what is it with those clothes?
    He notes your lack of education
    Winces at your mastication
    Finds your manner to be mocking
    And your morals---simply shocking.
    Your sexual habits far too loose
    (Too many men in the caboose)
    But when it comes to an assortment
    Of claims about his own deportment
    Judgy Wudgy wasn't judgy,
    Wudgy?
  • MikeW

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    Jun 05, 2014 2:16 PM GMT
    It's right next door to the department of redundancy department.

    Once there was a critter who crittered
    Using his twitter he twittered
    "No cause for alarm"
    His alarm was for cause
    In response to a ditherer
    Who dithered:

    To be or not
    To be or not
    That is the question I question.

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    Jun 05, 2014 2:38 PM GMT
    Meh, Tallulah had it right all along...

    "I've had a man and I've had a woman,
    there's got to be something better"
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    Jun 05, 2014 2:57 PM GMT
    Department of Corrections Department

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    Jun 06, 2014 3:01 AM GMT
    judgingyou saidIs that a poem about scruffypup?


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    Jun 06, 2014 5:00 AM GMT



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