Department of Complaints Department

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  Jun 05, 2014 12:05 PM GMT

  Judgy Wudgy was a bear
  He hates the way you do your hair
  He thinks that you should fix your nose
  And girl, what is it with those clothes?
  He notes your lack of education
  Winces at your mastication
  Finds your manner to be mocking
  And your morals---simply shocking.
  Your sexual habits far too loose
  (Too many men in the caboose)
  But when it comes to an assortment
  Of claims about his own deportment
  Judgy Wudgy wasn't judgy,
  Wudgy?

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  Jun 05, 2014 2:16 PM GMT

  It's right next door to the department of redundancy department.
  
  

  Once there was a critter who crittered
  Using his twitter he twittered
  "No cause for alarm"
  His alarm was for cause
  In response to a ditherer
  Who dithered:
  
  To be or not
  To be or not
  That is the question I question.

  
  

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  Jun 05, 2014 2:38 PM GMT

  Meh, Tallulah had it right all along...
  
  "I've had a man and I've had a woman,
  there's got to be something better"

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  Jun 05, 2014 2:57 PM GMT

  Department of Corrections Department
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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  Jun 06, 2014 3:01 AM GMT

  judgingyou saidIs that a poem about scruffypup?

  
  
  What do you think?

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  Jun 06, 2014 5:00 AM GMT

  
  
  
  

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