Jun 05, 2014 12:05 PM GMT
Judgy Wudgy was a bear
He hates the way you do your hair
He thinks that you should fix your nose
And girl, what is it with those clothes?
He notes your lack of education
Winces at your mastication
Finds your manner to be mocking
And your morals---simply shocking.
Your sexual habits far too loose
(Too many men in the caboose)
But when it comes to an assortment
Of claims about his own deportment
Judgy Wudgy wasn't judgy,
Wudgy?
He hates the way you do your hair
He thinks that you should fix your nose
And girl, what is it with those clothes?
He notes your lack of education
Winces at your mastication
Finds your manner to be mocking
And your morals---simply shocking.
Your sexual habits far too loose
(Too many men in the caboose)
But when it comes to an assortment
Of claims about his own deportment
Judgy Wudgy wasn't judgy,
Wudgy?