Shark Controversy

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    Jun 06, 2014 8:50 PM GMT
    There is a spirited discussion going on in the shark community at the moment. When you devour weak swimmers, should you eat the bones too or spit them out later? I side with the bone-eaters. I like my men crunchy. But some sharks claim that the bones are prone to get stuck in your throat, and then you need to swallow an octupus or something to dislodge the bone.

    What are your thoughts on this?
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    Jun 06, 2014 8:54 PM GMT
    What a fucking pussy. REAL sharks go for strong swimmers, swallow the bones, and burp up the brains.
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 06, 2014 8:55 PM GMT
    Practice on a carrot.
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    Jun 06, 2014 8:55 PM GMT
    Real sharks eat bones. Period. icon_cool.gif
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    Jun 06, 2014 11:06 PM GMT
    Then there's the argument that, like dogs, the bones help keep our teeth pearly white. That's a consideration as well.
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    Jun 06, 2014 11:52 PM GMT
    that's just a "discussion" not a "controversy"....

    (i dont think it means what you think it means)
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    Jun 07, 2014 2:20 AM GMT
    leafgreen saidthat's just a "discussion" not a "controversy"....

    (i dont think it means what you think it means)

    Do you speak Sharkese?
    No?
    I didn't think so.
    Next.
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    Jun 07, 2014 2:21 AM GMT
    whats the historical signifigance behind your shark themed pictures and name?

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    Jun 07, 2014 2:22 AM GMT
    snapbacks saidwhats the historical signifigance behind your shark themed pictures and name?



    you go first, fat pussy.
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    Jun 07, 2014 2:34 AM GMT
    snapbacks saidwhats the historical signifigance behind your shark themed pictures and name?

    It's an ironic tribute to the Pelopenesian Wars.
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    Jun 07, 2014 2:37 AM GMT
    Sharkspeare said
    snapbacks saidwhats the historical signifigance behind your shark themed pictures and name?

    It's an ironic tribute to the Pelopenesian Wars.

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    Jun 07, 2014 2:46 AM GMT
    Sharkspeare saidThere is a spirited discussion going on in the shark community at the moment. When you devour weak swimmers, should you eat the bones too or spit them out later? I side with the bone-eaters. I like my men crunchy. But some sharks claim that the bones are prone to get stuck in your throat, and then you need to swallow an octupus or something to dislodge the bone.

    What are your thoughts on this?


    You devour until there is nothing left.
    You want to make damn sure they never existed. ;D
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    Jun 07, 2014 3:18 AM GMT

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    Jun 07, 2014 3:40 AM GMT
    snapbacks said
    Sharkspeare said
    snapbacks saidwhats the historical signifigance behind your shark themed pictures and name?

    It's an ironic tribute to the Pelopenesian Wars.

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    Oh, sure...you WOULD say that....icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 07, 2014 5:19 AM GMT
    Reading this thread brings back all the awful images I've seen on the internet of human body parts found inside of shark guts. icon_neutral.gif
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    Jun 07, 2014 6:49 AM GMT
    I thought that all fish were of the "swallow it whole and sort out later whatever doesn't digest."

    BTW, I saw a rather familiar-looking shark over on the bimmer forums last week...
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    Jun 07, 2014 6:52 AM GMT
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    Jun 07, 2014 6:54 AM GMT
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    Jun 07, 2014 8:23 AM GMT

    As much I love my fish in fillets

    My Chicken as in boneless to where can.

    So as for sharks, If only there were this machine where the sharks can take these swimmers to, it will segregate the bones out neatly just the skin flesh that would be great.

    Does the shark community knows that the human brain contains very high cholesterol that is isn't good for the sharks's heart.

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    Jun 07, 2014 8:44 AM GMT
    I hope you weren't involved in that Sharknado film. Letting Tara Reid live was unforgivable.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 07, 2014 2:06 PM GMT
    I like the idea of an RJ "Refugee Camp" to get away, "crunch those we want to crunch" in the spirit of pure "Sharkey".... can you do that for us Jeff?

    LOL

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    Jun 07, 2014 5:49 PM GMT
    So there I am driving Mother's El Dorado - the one She got in '86 - down Rodeo when Sharkie comes jogging up in those red satin shorts.

    YOU know the ones...

    Well, He has an attitude and WAY too much make-up BUT I tell Him to jump in.

    He had a gun He couldn't explain and 60 Grand in hard cold cash...

    I drove all night...
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    Jun 07, 2014 7:06 PM GMT
    Cash saidSo there I am driving Mother's El Dorado - the one She got in '86 - down Rodeo when Sharkie comes jogging up in those red satin shorts.

    YOU know the ones...

    Well, He has an attitude and WAY too much make-up BUT I tell Him to jump in.

    He had a gun He couldn't explain and 60 Grand in hard cold cash...

    I drove all night...

    With a little effort, you could write a haiku out of this.
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    Jun 08, 2014 12:09 AM GMT
    I was talking with some sharks from Europe and we decided to from a mutual-defense pact. We're going to call it SharkNATO. What do you think?
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    Jun 08, 2014 12:30 AM GMT
    Don't some of you sharks eat metal objects?