Grindr code

  • theonewhoknoc...

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    Jun 08, 2014 2:03 AM GMT
    A conversation with a friend inspired me to recall some of the read-between-the-lines descriptions on many a grindr profile I've come across... feel free to add to the list ;)

    "Looking for tall guys" - bottom
    "Non-judgmental" - whore/likes scat/etc
    "Non ageist" - daddy fetish
    "visiting" - (if he actually lives here) Skip the chit chat, need the sex right now
    "Looking for friends" - Looking for relationship
    "No hookups" - have, and will again
    "I don't subscribe to gender stereoty..." - Screaming diva
  • highforthis

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    Jun 08, 2014 5:35 PM GMT
    lol so true!

    Also

    "Want a man who takes care of himself" - gym body plz


    And the cliché "how can you love someone if you don't love yourself" - disclaimer: I'm a selfish bitch

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    Jun 08, 2014 8:37 PM GMT
    This is hilarious
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    Jun 08, 2014 8:40 PM GMT
    "does anyone date anymore" - i had the wrong expectation for this app

    "deleting this app soon" - someone message me now!

    "be fit" - i only fuck guys w/ 6 packs

    "no racial hangups" - all sperm is the same color anyway
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    Jun 09, 2014 2:08 AM GMT
    ^^ "open to all races" has alternate meaning:
    if old and white - looking for younger

    And "easy-going" means easy, period
    "chill", "friendly", "drama-free", etc = down to fuck
    "vers" = bottom
    "no agenda"/"no expectations" = will take whatever I can get
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    Jun 09, 2014 2:24 AM GMT
    "looking for LTR" = looking to fuck
    "not into the gay scene" = looking to fuck
    "monogamy-minded" = looking to fuck
    "nice guy here" = looking to fuck
    "recently single" = looking to fuck
    "into sports" = looking to fuck
    "chill masc bro" = looking to fuck
    "not like other guys on here" = looking to fuck
    "looking to fuck" = never gets laid
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    Jun 09, 2014 2:33 AM GMT
    "discreet" = married
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    Jun 09, 2014 4:01 AM GMT
    "looking for masculine guys" = looking for power tops
    "prefer smooth" = I love Asians
    "beers, 4x4, nu metal" = I love straight white frat bros
    "100% total top" = 90% bottom, 10% fleshlight
    "I've been told I'm good looking" = I'm using someone else's pics
    "love guys with an edge" = I enjoy drama but in small doses
    "not into femmes" = I'm fabulously femme and don't want competition to steal my spotlight
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    Jun 11, 2014 1:33 AM GMT
    I also find that minorities with a very wide age range tend to prefer white. You wonder which preference came first rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 11, 2014 2:08 AM GMT
    paulflexes said"looking for LTR" = looking to fuck
    "not into the gay scene" = looking to fuck
    "monogamy-minded" = looking to fuck
    "nice guy here" = looking to fuck
    "recently single" = looking to fuck
    "into sports" = looking to fuck
    "chill masc bro" = looking to fuck
    "not like other guys on here" = looking to fuck
    "looking to fuck" = never gets laid



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    Jun 11, 2014 10:35 PM GMT
    Rather than codes, here's what the person on the receiving end is probably thinking when they read another guy's profile:

    1. 5'7, 190, average (body style). "Man, you're fat!"
    2. "Not interested in a hookup" = "Whew…thank god!"
    3. "Not receiving most messages" = "Stuck up, bitch!"
    4. "Prefer hairy!" = "Racist bitch!"
    5. "Only interested in younger." = "Good luck there, buddy!"
  • theonewhoknoc...

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    Jul 05, 2014 7:40 PM GMT
    I just remembered a couple more:

    "hang-ups" seems to be code for "conscience"; it's always used in the context of a "traveler" looking for NSA with guys who don't have such a thing icon_lol.gif

    When the profile name says "blue eyes" or "blond", it almost always turn out to be the only "sexy" feature left on some out-of-shape old guy lol
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    Jul 05, 2014 7:48 PM GMT
    gooddaytoday saidI also find that minorities with a very wide age range tend to prefer white. You wonder which preference came first rolleyes.gif


    can i blame media for this???

    and lemme guess... turtles
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    Jul 05, 2014 7:52 PM GMT
    This is for Scruff but:

    "Thanks for all the woofs" - either wants everyone to think he gets loads of woofs, or does get lots of woofs but wants to make sure everyone knows it. Either way, he is a detestable human being.
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    Jul 13, 2014 11:21 PM GMT
    I don't know about grindr, but on the other websites it goes like this.

    msg recd:

    hi

    hi

    how are you

    fine. how are you.

    fine.

    the end.
  • craycraydoesd...

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    Jul 14, 2014 1:44 AM GMT
    theonewhoknocks saidI just remembered a couple more:

    "hang-ups" seems to be code for "conscience"; it's always used in the context of a "traveler" looking for NSA with guys who don't have such a thing icon_lol.gif

    When the profile name says "blue eyes" or "blond", it almost always turn out to be the only "sexy" feature left on some out-of-shape old guy lol


    lol YES

    Also... "LTR oriented" - Just like everyone else, I'll be hooking up every night until husband material comes along
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    Jul 14, 2014 1:56 AM GMT
    xrichx said"looking for masculine guys" = looking for power tops
    "prefer smooth" = I love Asians
    "beers, 4x4, nu metal" = I love straight white frat bros
    "100% total top" = 90% bottom, 10% fleshlight
    "I've been told I'm good looking" = I'm using someone else's pics
    "love guys with an edge" = I enjoy drama but in small doses
    "not into femmes" = I'm fabulously femme and don't want competition to steal my spotlight


    LMAO !!! I see you've been on there quite often.
  • MikeW

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    Jul 14, 2014 2:56 AM GMT
    Don't use it.
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    Jul 20, 2014 8:12 PM GMT
    leafgreen said
    gooddaytoday saidI also find that minorities with a very wide age range tend to prefer white. You wonder which preference came first rolleyes.gif


    can i blame media for this???

    and lemme guess... turtles


    They often call themselves "mixed", and might write part of their profiles in Spanish or French just to complete the picture lol.
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    Jul 20, 2014 8:20 PM GMT
    Generally, anyone who says they're looking for a specific type of person are the biggest sluts around.
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    Jul 20, 2014 8:55 PM GMT
    Ohno saidThis is for Scruff but:

    "Thanks for all the woofs" - either wants everyone to think he gets loads of woofs, or does get lots of woofs but wants to make sure everyone knows it. Either way, he is a detestable human being.

    On a similar note:

    "Thanks for all the messages. Sorry if I can't reply to everyone" = I only reply to hot guys.
  • highforthis

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    Sep 19, 2014 8:22 PM GMT
    Lol

    "Neg as of dd/mm/yy" - likely poz and I bareback w strangers

    "Toronto sep 19-27, Chicago oct 2-13, etc.." - I collect stds like Pokemon cards

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    Sep 20, 2014 2:07 AM GMT
    "Negative and on Prep" = I love bareback sex and I don't know what my HIV status is. Been buying Truvada from the bar tender at this one club.
  • craycraydoesd...

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    Sep 26, 2014 4:43 AM GMT
    "No time for negative energy..." - I'm the most vapid queen evaaa

    "not really into hookups" - 'really' in the loosest definition of the word plz

    "I love life and..." - antidepressants

    "looking for friendly guys..." - if you refuse to sex me you are not friendly
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    Sep 26, 2014 4:46 AM GMT
    theonewhoknocks saidA conversation with a friend inspired me to recall some of the read-between-the-lines descriptions on many a grindr profile I've come across... feel free to add to the list ;)

    "Looking for tall guys" - bottom
    "Non-judgmental" - whore/likes scat/etc
    "Non ageist" - daddy fetish
    "visiting" - (if he actually lives here) Skip the chit chat, need the sex right now
    "Looking for friends" - Looking for relationship
    "No hookups" - have, and will again
    "I don't subscribe to gender stereoty..." - Screaming diva
    Hahaha, I did not know this. I don't actually use this app anymore where I live, too much racism, but when I was on it before I did see all of these descriptions and I never knew the unspoken communication going on there. Lol. This is funny.