Fantasizing about your fucking straight friends. WTF

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    Jun 12, 2014 9:31 PM GMT
    I keep having this happen to me and I really fucking hate it.

    now it's this boy I've known for years. he's been a friend since forever.

    & I'm really trying not to like him. but he's making it really fucking hard? he kept touching his bulge for like 5 minutes right in front of me while we were talking today.

    & i think he's just being all flirty cos he might be sensing that I'm like drooling all over him. but he's obv. just a tease.

    don't you hate when straight dudes do that?

    anyway, I need to hang out with gay people more.
    all my friends are straight.

    where do you meet gay people?

    gays of the intrawebs, show me the way to Oz.





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    Jun 12, 2014 11:03 PM GMT
    drama queen
  • Suetonius

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    Jun 13, 2014 1:50 AM GMT
    the gay beach at Ostia?

    gay saunas?

    There must be something gay in Torino.
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    Jun 13, 2014 1:52 AM GMT
    There's a difference between a straight guy flirting for fun, and a closeted gay guy flirting cause he wants you.

    Your "straight" friend wants you.
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    Jun 13, 2014 1:13 PM GMT
    Suetonius saidthe gay beach at Ostia?

    gay saunas?

    There must be something gay in Torino.


    well, actually not really looking for casual sex or hook ups.

    & also I really don't wanna die of syphilis.
    so no.

    I'm more interested in making new gay friends.

    I only have about 2. and one is like completely antisocial and never ever wants to leave his house.

    so yes, meeting new people. making new friends & if something else comes along then that would be nice too.

    there are gay clubs, I guess.
  • PR_GMR

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    Jun 13, 2014 1:37 PM GMT
    That's a shit-ton of WTFs.. and yeah, you need to start hanging out with gay people so you don't get in wasteful situations like this one.

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    Jun 13, 2014 1:50 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidThere's a difference between a straight guy flirting for fun, and a closeted gay guy flirting cause he wants you.

    Your "straight" friend wants you.


    I thought that might be an option.

    we've been seeing each other every other day now.

    & he does weird things like.

    sometimes he'd lick a spoon and give me a rather lascivious looks while doing it.

    & then the other day we were at his place. we were in his dining room. he put his foot over mine under the table. I tried moving my foot but he'd press down.

    stuff like that.

    I feel like a fckn girl talking about this shit guys.

    but anyway I'm not going there.

    cos he's straight. & has a GURLFRAN.

    & I'm blocking every possible lustful thought about my FRIEND.

    I'm not messing with this kid.

    also bc he's like 7 years younger than me.
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    Jun 13, 2014 1:51 PM GMT
    PR_GMR saidThat's a shit-ton of WTFs.. and yeah, you need to start hanging out with gay people so you don't get in wasteful situations like this one.



    I was drunk when I started this thread last night.

    and honestly I kinda regret making it.

    so pathetic!
  • MikeW

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    Jun 13, 2014 1:55 PM GMT
    patito saidalso bc he's like 7 years younger than me.

    Well, that right there. Horny rascal! Nothing worse that a dick-tease straight dude.

    Throughout my teens and 20s I was always getting crushes on straight guys. Very bad habit and a difficult one to break. Not healthy and can lead to all kinds of unnecessary drama or other nuttiness. Yeah, def don't go there.
  • MikeW

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    Jun 13, 2014 1:57 PM GMT
    patito said
    PR_GMR saidThat's a shit-ton of WTFs.. and yeah, you need to start hanging out with gay people so you don't get in wasteful situations like this one.



    I was drunk when I started this thread last night.

    and honestly I kinda regret making it.

    so pathetic!

    Nah, its fine. I've seen worse. You could edit out some of the WTFs, though, so it doesn't grab quite so much attention. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 13, 2014 2:10 PM GMT
    ok I had to leave one cos I'm still a little pissed about the situation.

    thanks for the advice btw.

    I'm being very appreciative.

    in other news

    hey is anyone watching the world cup?
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    Jun 13, 2014 2:20 PM GMT
    patito said
    I was drunk when I started this thread last night.

    and honestly I kinda regret making it.

    so pathetic!

    Not really pathetic, a real world issue for many gays. And you correctly identify the cause and the cure. When a young & healthy gay man doesn't have gay outlets, he may start lusting for all men.

    Showing how my nutty mind works, the first thing I was reminded of was a 70-year-old Bugs Bunny cartoon. In which 2 sailors are shipwrecked and starving, and start seeing each other as food. Well, maybe YOU are starving, and so are seeing your straight friends as "food". But of course they aren't, not for a gay man.

    Cure: find gay company, as you yourself already realize. Then your straight friends won't look so mouth-watering & appetizing. How you accomplish that in Turin is unfortunately outside my range of experience.



    Wonderful Looney Tunes insanity, and beautifully animated. Such violence back then! And don't miss the ending at 5:50.
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    Jun 13, 2014 2:50 PM GMT
    i'm not lusting for all men mister weird old man.

    & I don't feel like I'm hungry for sex. I've had sex about 2 months ago.

    this is not about seeing things that are not there or any of that shit.

    believe it or not straight people do flirt with gay people.

    I've had straight guys flirt with me in the past and it annoys me.

    also I've slept with guys who claimed to be straight so.

  • MikeW

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    Jun 13, 2014 3:01 PM GMT
    patito saidi'm not lusting for all men mister weird old man.

    & I don't feel like I'm hungry for sex. I've had sex about 2 months ago.

    this is not about seeing things that are not there or any of that shit.

    believe it or not straight people do flirt with gay people.

    I've had straight guys flirt with me in the past and it annoys me.

    also I've slept with guys who claimed to be straight so.


    Now, now, don't' be mean to Art_D, he's just trying to be helpful.

    But you're right. Some straight guys DO flirt with gay guys. Years ago this blond surfer dude I worked with (about 20 years younger than I) was constantly flirting with me. I played along with it because it was fun. At one point he said we needed to stop and I did but he didn't so I said, if you're not going to stop, neither am I! He was a total dick-tease but he was also a cool guy so it was all good.

    And yeah, def slept with straight men. Not really all that great, tbh.
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    Jun 13, 2014 3:16 PM GMT
    Tell him to put out or stop it lol

    I had one straight friend of mine do this to me and it was infuriating. He had really sexy deep voice but tease nonetheless.
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    Jun 13, 2014 4:13 PM GMT
    ur str8 fren probably have itchy balls on particular day,he probably doesn't mean it,stop overthinking,and op need a hobby,like masterbate.
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    Jun 13, 2014 5:26 PM GMT
    Skip the labels and just fuck.
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    Jun 13, 2014 5:48 PM GMT
    GAMRican saidSkip the labels and just fuck.
    +1mil
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    Jun 13, 2014 7:15 PM GMT
    GAMRican saidSkip the labels and just fuck.



    oh man. this is why the 60's need to come back.

    it was just all free love and shit.

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    Jun 13, 2014 7:20 PM GMT
    patito said
    GAMRican saidSkip the labels and just fuck.



    oh man. this is why the 60's need to come back.

    it was just all free love and shit.

    ...unless you were gay.
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    Jun 13, 2014 7:35 PM GMT
    I'm team Holland guys.

    even tho Spain is winning.

    fuck Spain they always have such good players.

    btw I was obviously J/K about the 60's.
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    Jun 13, 2014 9:05 PM GMT
    This is a non issue.

    I am staying in the house of a VERY Straight Friend.

    IMHO - Dudes who aren't into Dudes just don't care.

    And WHY would I want Guy who isn't into it???

    We had the BEST conversation the other night while I was in the tub.

    We laughed like jackels

    I am not saying yer dream is wrong.

    just not a big deal.

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    Jun 13, 2014 9:17 PM GMT
    I had a straight friend in college who was super flirtatious around me. I finally sat him down and said, hey, if you mean this, cool, let's figure out what we want to do about it, but if not, please stop because it's not fair to me. He stopped.
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    Jun 13, 2014 9:36 PM GMT
    Cash saidThis is a non issue.

    I am staying in the house of a VERY Straight Friend.

    IMHO - Dudes who aren't into Dudes just don't care.



    well yeah. I mean, in the end it all comes down to that which is the basic truth.

    I guess sometimes straight guys like to flirt but that doesn't mean shit.

    & I'm sure every thought you give to that is just basic mental masturbation combined with a complete waste of time and space.
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    Jun 14, 2014 11:30 PM GMT
    When this happens to me (not very often), I say "oh right" then ask them how their wife/girlfriend is and say how nice I think the wife/girlfriend is, or ask more about her if I have never met her. I don't say it in a sarcastic or pointed way (it just sounds that way written down), it just moves the conversation back to a better area for it to be in.