caught my coworker peeing into the urinal from a yard away

  • craycraydoesd...

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    Jun 14, 2014 5:02 AM GMT
    He quickly returned to normal peeing distance within a split second, with barely a nod for a greeting. He's not my type, but I thought it was cute... some people do stuff in front of others to be funny, but here's a grown man and talented professional doing something childish when no one is looking.
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    Jun 14, 2014 5:04 AM GMT
    Well aren't you the little perv?
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    Jun 14, 2014 5:05 AM GMT
    crazycrazydoesdoes saidHe quickly returned to normal peeing distance within a split second, with barely a nod for a greeting. He's not my type, but I thought it was cute... some people do stuff in front of others to be funny, but here's a grown man and talented professional doing something childish when no one is looking.


    maybe he didn't want to stand in a pool of pee that was under it. in some bathrooms i've done that.
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    Jun 14, 2014 5:18 AM GMT
    ^^Nope, our office restroom is always spotless, with plenty of urinals to choose from icon_lol.gif
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jun 14, 2014 5:46 AM GMT
    So that's why there's always piss on the floor around the urinal icon_evil.gif
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    Jun 14, 2014 5:49 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidSo that's why there's always piss on the floor around the urinal icon_evil.gif


    shocking!
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    Jun 14, 2014 5:50 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidSo that's why there's always piss on the floor around the urinal icon_evil.gif


    One of my pet peeves. icon_mad.gif

    Along with those who pee into the toilet bowl with toilet seat down. icon_mad.gificon_mad.gif
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    Jun 14, 2014 6:08 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidSo that's why there's always piss on the floor around the urinal icon_evil.gif

    I often wonder about that. Do some guys deliberately piss on the floor? Or do uncut guys not skin back, and just spray like a Windex bottle?

    When I enter a men's room sometimes I think it's true, that men are pigs. And there are times when I won't go close to a urinal, because I don't want my shoe soles to get soaked with the piss from other guys. If it weren't illegal I'd rather go outside and piss on a tree than in some restrooms.
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    Jun 14, 2014 6:15 AM GMT
    My fav are the guys so proud of their humongous BMs they wish to preserve it for the next guy to come around...
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    Jun 14, 2014 8:05 AM GMT
    In Berlin I saw plenty of guys pissing behind a tree only a few feet from where people were walking through a park. It seemed a bit grim. I heard that people with piercings down below have a watering can effect so have to stand closer or use a cubicle. I once had a work colleague who accidentally smashed a toilet lid because he used to flick the lid up with his foot to avoid touching it only...it wasn't attached to the toilet this time.

    Just a few toilet related thoughts haha.
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    Jun 14, 2014 8:29 AM GMT
    Ever use a urinal when you're wearing shorts and feel a small amount of bounce back spray landing on your shins? Gross. Then I have to wash my legs as well as my hands.
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    Jun 14, 2014 2:53 PM GMT
    did he have a big dick?
    I wanna know this.
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    Jun 14, 2014 2:57 PM GMT
    crazycrazydoesdoes saidHe quickly returned to normal peeing distance within a split second, with barely a nod for a greeting. He's not my type, but I thought it was cute... some people do stuff in front of others to be funny, but here's a grown man and talented professional doing something childish when no one is looking.


    Something tells me you'll be drawing this scene.
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    Jun 14, 2014 3:08 PM GMT
    bon_pan saidMy fav are the guys so proud of their humongous BMs they wish to preserve it for the next guy to come around...


    I hate non-flushers. It should be grounds for termination.
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    Jun 19, 2014 2:36 AM GMT
    Scruffypup said
    crazycrazydoesdoes saidHe quickly returned to normal peeing distance within a split second, with barely a nod for a greeting. He's not my type, but I thought it was cute... some people do stuff in front of others to be funny, but here's a grown man and talented professional doing something childish when no one is looking.


    Something tells me you'll be drawing this scene.


    I was wondering what you meant by that... no I'm not theonewhoknocks. Just an admirer of his work ;)
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    Jun 19, 2014 3:13 AM GMT
    polfsky said
    AMoonHawk saidSo that's why there's always piss on the floor around the urinal icon_evil.gif


    One of my pet peeves. icon_mad.gif

    Along with those who pee into the toilet bowl with toilet seat down. icon_mad.gificon_mad.gif


    I'm one of those weird people who actually clean a restroom (a bit) before I leave it. Especially on an airplane. I'll even mash down the trash bin if it's about to overflow. I do wash my hands before I leave. I do use a paper towel to grab (and wipe) the door handle on the way out. I won't even use a paper towel to dry my hands if there is no exit door (such as in airports), or if I can "elbow push" on the way out.

    Yes. I am weird and I OWN it.
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    Jun 19, 2014 3:27 AM GMT
    Should do it 2 meters away instead. Show your skills.
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    Jun 19, 2014 3:40 AM GMT
    Ohno saidIn Berlin I saw plenty of guys pissing behind a tree only a few feet from where people were walking through a park. It seemed a bit grim. I heard that people with piercings down below have a watering can effect so have to stand closer or use a cubicle. I once had a work colleague who accidentally smashed a toilet lid because he used to flick the lid up with his foot to avoid touching it only...it wasn't attached to the toilet this time.

    Just a few toilet related thoughts haha.

    I lived in an apartment in Berlin, Germany on Agrentinishe Allee. Below my window was a row of hedges along the sidewalk. It was very common to see men walking down the sidewalk just stop & piss into the bushes, in full view of the street traffic and other sidewalk pedestrians, and certainly residents looking out our windows. Women didn't seem to mind.

    Another thing we had in Berlin, that you may have seen, were vans that were towed to the numerous lakes during the brief summer. To provide restroom and/or changing room facilities for the swimmers.

    They'd be right alongside the roads and walkways. And the doors to these mobile men's "locker rooms" would never be closed. Anyone walking along, including women, could see naked me inside changing clothes, and pissing into open troughs. Nobody thought anything of it. But then some of these lakes were nude, anyway, so...
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    Jun 19, 2014 4:36 PM GMT
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    AMoonHawk saidSo that's why there's always piss on the floor around the urinal icon_evil.gif

    I often wonder about that. Do some guys deliberately piss on the floor? Or do uncut guys not skin back, and just spray like a Windex bottle

    [i]When I enter a men's room sometimes I think it's true, that men are pigs.

    Uncut guys can pee cleanly without pulling back their foreskin !!!!

    Believe me , this is not true ! Women are dirtier than men when it comes to bathroom use . During fligts , i try to check the toilets for their cleanliness , standing in a galley , i have a good view of who is coming out of the toilets , we always are accusing men of not lifting the rim , but women DON'T sit on public toilets , they pee squatting !! ....aaarrrghhh...
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    Jun 19, 2014 9:49 PM GMT
    Why can't a growm man have a little fun.... by the urinal
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    Jun 19, 2014 10:05 PM GMT
    crazycrazydoesdoes saidHe quickly returned to normal peeing distance within a split second, with barely a nod for a greeting. He's not my type, but I thought it was cute... some people do stuff in front of others to be funny, but here's a grown man and talented professional doing something childish when no one is looking.

    Your co-worker was violating the top-right rule on this Urinal Etiquette chart. I recommended you acquire one of these, or print this one, and have it prominently posted in your company's mens room.

    Urinal_Etiquette_by_sumomus_zpse2bf4f69.