Crowdfunded Electronic Blow Job Machine Is Now Available for Pre-Order

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    Jun 17, 2014 3:32 AM GMT
    "Forget your Fleshlight — the Autoblow 2 is here."
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:12 AM GMT
    JackBoneTX said"Forget your Fleshlight — the Autoblow 2 is here."

    Will there be a demonstration video? icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:12 AM GMT
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    MikeW said
    Will there be a demonstration video? icon_biggrin.gif


    Are you volunteering? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:18 AM GMT
    A thousand hours ain't nearly enough.
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:19 AM GMT
    No love for vacuum pumps?
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:31 AM GMT
    hmmm, stroke motor and the amount of pressure auto adjusts to different size sleeves?


    I dunno, as with anything that mechanical, something could break or malfunction, no size chart for sleeves? icon_lol.gif

    http://www.autoblow2.com/
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:31 AM GMT
    bon_pan saidNo love for vacuum pumps?

    have u tried doing that?
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:34 AM GMT
    Hell, yeah!
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:35 AM GMT
    kevex said

    Well, that was hysterically funny, but not at all what I had in mind. icon_cry.gif

    And, no, polfsky, I'm not volunteering. No boda wana see dat! icon_mad.gif

    As for the device, although apparently technically competent, it lacks subtlety and artistry. Even a good hand-job isn't just some mechanical up and down motion. An expert knows how to tease, how to take one right to the edge, then back off, over and over again--and with variety. icon_razz.gif

    I don't doubt that such technology is coming. Hell, I predict that within the lifetimes of the 20-something RJers, we will have neural interfaces that will allow us to experience tactile sensation from digital sources. Porn won't just be something you watch. "Camming" will be on a whole other level.
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:39 AM GMT
    Electrodes will probably be involved.
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:43 AM GMT
    Birthday Gift Idea!
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    MikeW said
    kevex said

    Well, that was hysterically funny, but not at all what I had in mind. icon_cry.gif

    And, no, polfsky, I'm not volunteering. No boda wana see dat! icon_mad.gif

    As for the device, although apparently technically competent, it lacks subtlety and artistry. Even a good hand-job isn't just some mechanical up and down motion. An expert knows how to tease, how to take one right to the edge, then back off, over and over again--and with variety. icon_razz.gif

    I don't doubt that such technology is coming. Hell, I predict that within the lifetimes of the 20-something RJers, we will have neural interfaces that will allow us to experience tactile sensation from digital sources. Porn won't just be something you watch. "Camming" will be on a whole other level.


    lol What did you expect? Little pumps with lube? icon_lol.gif
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    MikeW said
    kevex said

    Well, that was hysterically funny, but not at all what I had in mind. icon_cry.gif

    And, no, polfsky, I'm not volunteering. No boda wana see dat! icon_mad.gif

    As for the device, although apparently technically competent, it lacks subtlety and artistry. Even a good hand-job isn't just some mechanical up and down motion. An expert knows how to tease, how to take one right to the edge, then back off, over and over again--and with variety. icon_razz.gif

    I don't doubt that such technology is coming. Hell, I predict that within the lifetimes of the 20-something RJers, we will have neural interfaces that will allow us to experience tactile sensation from digital sources. Porn won't just be something you watch. "Camming" will be on a whole other level.



    I agree, and the fact that this device doesn't seem to get to the penis gland (head) where most stimulation to ejaculate is, maybe add a vibrating version? Under the mattress, you're still going to have to move your hips

    The jury is out on this one, will wait for an update icon_neutral.gif
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:47 AM GMT
    Maybe the next version will allow you to create and download handjob/blow job packs. Adjust speeds throughout it, do a few tricks.
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:49 AM GMT
    Gawd forbid there're mechanical malfunctions where yer dick gets chewed off.....icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:52 AM GMT
    ThatSwimmerGuy saidMaybe the next version will allow you to create and download handjob/blow job packs. Adjust speeds throughout it, do a few tricks.

    See, now here's a guy that understands what I'm talking about. Pretty soon we won't need BODIES at all. We sure as hell won't need one another!
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:52 AM GMT
    Should I put it on my wish list? icon_redface.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:53 AM GMT
    bon_pan saidGawd forbid there're mechanical malfunctions where yer dick gets chewed off.....icon_eek.gif



    As someone with a mechanical engineering background, I could see how that could happen, good concept, but needs refinement icon_lol.gif

    I know, he should pitch this on Shark Tank and see if anyone is willing to invest in its research and development icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 17, 2014 4:58 AM GMT
    Has anyone seen this Fundawear Project by Durex? You can send long-distance intimate touch via the Internet.

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    Jun 17, 2014 5:00 AM GMT
    They should make a robotic head instead. icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 17, 2014 5:09 AM GMT
    polfsky saidHas anyone seen this Fundawear Project by Durex? You can send long-distance intimate touch via the Internet.

    < iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/qb7DN3kpl2o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen>

    Which means it can be recorded for playback. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 17, 2014 6:17 AM GMT
    ThatSwimmerGuy saidMaybe the next version will allow you to create and download handjob/blow job packs. Adjust speeds throughout it, do a few tricks.


    yes umm, i'd like to order the Slow Stroker DLC..
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    Jun 17, 2014 6:30 AM GMT
    Apple should design the iSuck