Unsolicited RJmail of the day

  • MikeW

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    Jun 17, 2014 1:51 PM GMT
    We all get them, out of the blue, from people we've never heard of, usually with no subject or 'hi' or whatever… I don't see any harm in sharing them so long as we anonymize the sender. Here's mine:

    ---- FROM zighaile247 Jun 17, 2014 at 12:50 AM
    hi there Im a Master Looking for bottom or slave who can totally serve Me...are You interested?


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    Jun 17, 2014 1:51 PM GMT
    Well... go on...
  • MikeW

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    Jun 17, 2014 1:54 PM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidWell... go on...

    I can PM his real member name if you're interested, Josh. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 17, 2014 1:54 PM GMT
    I know we're not supposed to call out other members, but LMAO @ that "zighaile" name.
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    Jun 17, 2014 3:01 PM GMT
    MikeW said
    ---- FROM zighaile247 Jun 17, 2014 at 12:50 AM
    hi there Im a Master Looking for bottom or slave who can totally serve Me...are You interested?



    Looks like he has you figured out...
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    Jun 17, 2014 8:18 PM GMT
    MikeW saidWe all get them, out of the blue, from people we've never heard of, usually with no subject or 'hi' or whatever… I don't see any harm in sharing them so long as we anonymize the sender. Here's mine:

    ---- FROM zighaile247 Jun 17, 2014 at 12:50 AM
    hi there Im a Master Looking for bottom or slave who can totally serve Me...are You interested?


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    And You told Him You wanted 50 Bucks and a diet coke, right???

    We have ALL been THERE...
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    Jun 17, 2014 8:31 PM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidWell... go on...
    ...and that slave must be really wealthy and support me and my family and be all sexy and shit and stay naked 24/7 while chained up in the basement.

    That's not too much to ask, right? icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 18, 2014 6:18 AM GMT
    Diet coke is gross :c
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    Jun 18, 2014 6:20 AM GMT
    Snaz saidDiet coke is gross :c


    I couldn't agree more. Diet anything is gross.
  • MikeW

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    Jun 18, 2014 7:48 AM GMT
    Ok, so, like, nobody else gets these solicitations but me?? icon_eek.gif

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  • buddycat

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    Jun 18, 2014 7:51 AM GMT
    Oh brother, I used to get them from Manhunt guys with pictures of muscular men wanting to dominate. I tell them to send a pic with my username written on a piece of paper and I don't here back. We also know who is going to dominate whom and that has nothing to do with sex positions.
  • buddycat

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    Jun 18, 2014 7:53 AM GMT
    Sensei said
    Snaz saidDiet coke is gross :c


    I couldn't agree more. Diet anything is gross.

    Hey it is better than nothing. Weight Watchers ice cream can be good along with their string cheese. Diet soda you get used to. A salad with fat free cheese an balsamic vinegar is good.
  • MikeW

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    Jun 18, 2014 8:02 AM GMT
    buddycat said
    Sensei said
    Snaz saidDiet coke is gross :c
    I couldn't agree more. Diet anything is gross.
    Hey it is better than nothing. Weight Watchers ice cream can be good along with their string cheese. Diet soda you get used to. A salad with fat free cheese an balsamic vinegar is good.
    Are we not all like speaking the same language or what?
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    Jun 18, 2014 8:38 AM GMT
    MikeW said
    buddycat said
    Sensei said
    Snaz saidDiet coke is gross :c
    I couldn't agree more. Diet anything is gross.
    Hey it is better than nothing. Weight Watchers ice cream can be good along with their string cheese. Diet soda you get used to. A salad with fat free cheese an balsamic vinegar is good.
    Are we not all like speaking the same language or what?


    Hahaha

    I get solicited a lot - prossies offer freebies or discounts :c

    How gross diet coke is far more interesting! Haha icon_biggrin.gif

    Why not just oil & vinegar if you're gonna spritz your life with acetane... I feel guilty drinking soda after reading more about it :c fiji water 4 lyfe :C

    without verifying these

    http://www.faboverfifty.com/health/archives/181


    EEEEk

    only time I was like ehhhhuuuuhhhhhhok was diet coke for diabetics :c

    oh and the sweetness thing
    :c maybe natural cranberry juice is just bad but, after drinking it w.o additives :c :c :c ;c :O
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    Jun 18, 2014 10:27 AM GMT
    Wanna skype? From someone without a pic! Yeah right!
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    Jun 18, 2014 12:40 PM GMT
    MikeW saidOk, so, like, nobody else gets these solicitations but me?? icon_eek.gif

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    That's about right. No one but you.
  • helloandgoodb...

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    Jun 18, 2014 1:11 PM GMT
    My favorite...
    "unlock?"

    Really? that's your first email? They are private pics beacuse I want them to be private until I chose to share them with someone. start with "hello", at least!
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    Jun 18, 2014 1:54 PM GMT
    MikeW saidWe all get them, out of the blue, from people we've never heard of, usually with no subject or 'hi' or whatever… I don't see any harm in sharing them so long as we anonymize the sender. Here's mine:

    ---- FROM zighaile247 Jun 17, 2014 at 12:50 AM
    hi there Im a Master Looking for bottom or slave who can totally serve Me...are You interested?


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    A true dom wouldn't stoop to trolling for partners. He'd fold his superior arms and tap his top-man feet waiting for the lowly submissives to crawl his way begging to be chosen.
  • MikeW

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    Jun 18, 2014 4:35 PM GMT
    okonomiyaki said
    MikeW saidWe all get them, out of the blue, from people we've never heard of, usually with no subject or 'hi' or whatever… I don't see any harm in sharing them so long as we anonymize the sender. Here's mine:
    ---- FROM zighaile247 Jun 17, 2014 at 12:50 AM
    hi there Im a Master Looking for bottom or slave who can totally serve Me...are You interested?
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    A true dom wouldn't stoop to trolling for partners. He'd fold his superior arms and tap his top-man feet waiting for the lowly submissives to crawl his way begging to be chosen.

    Yeah, I guess you're right about that. What a douche. icon_neutral.gif
  • MikeW

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    Jun 18, 2014 4:38 PM GMT
    Blondizgd saidThat's about right. No one but you.
    Uh-huh.
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    Jun 18, 2014 7:39 PM GMT
    Diet Colas have their place.

    They are satisfying without being filling.






    No Lie.

    Dude e-mails Me if We can get together for - - let's just say a VERY intimate act.

    He lives (according to his profile) in Australia.

    YEAH

    I'm on the next plane.

    I reply that the logistics are somewhat odd.

    I request that he no longer correspond.

    He asked if I was into tickle torture.

    SERIOUS????

    Of ALL the crap I am into - "tickle torture?????"
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    Jun 18, 2014 7:47 PM GMT
    Cash saidOf ALL the crap I am into - "tickle torture?????"

    Ah...you just remind him of a fun Tickle-Me-Elmo! icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 18, 2014 7:58 PM GMT
    I'm into tickle torture but no one ever asks me
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    Jun 19, 2014 5:39 AM GMT
    I just reply with..

    "I have no money."

    Never hear from them again after. icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 19, 2014 5:42 AM GMT
    Snaz saidDiet coke is gross :c


    Coke is gross and Mountain Dew should be banned.