Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor in China

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    Jun 18, 2014 8:24 PM GMT
    Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.

    According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

    The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.






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    Jun 18, 2014 8:26 PM GMT
    Wouldn't a mouth be more natural?
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    Jun 18, 2014 8:28 PM GMT
    bon_pan saidWouldn't a mouth be more natural?



    Or a robotic hand?
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    Jun 18, 2014 8:35 PM GMT
    Well, maybe it's an improvement over the times when I had to give sperm samples, for lab work in US hospitals. I'd get shown into a small exam room by a female nurse, where there was a plastic specimen cup and some Playboy magazines on the counter. Which really did nothing for me, I had to close my eyes and think of swimming naked with other guys. My favorite erotic pastime and masturbation fantasy when we still had nude swimming in the US.

    But most embarrassing was having to give this clear cup back to the nurse, with my cum inside it. Urine specimens are one thing, but semen another, the result of my whacking off while she was waiting outside.
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    Jun 18, 2014 8:36 PM GMT
    I want one of those, but I'm pretty sure it would be more expensive than my pillow.
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    Jun 18, 2014 8:37 PM GMT
    How long until they have a coin-operated version in the back-room joints? icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 18, 2014 8:38 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidI want one of those, but I'm pretty sure it would be more expensive than my pillow.

    Pillow - LOL!

    I'm sure a Fleshlight would jerk you off as well, but not meet germ-free conditions for either lab studies or sperm donation.
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    Jun 18, 2014 10:16 PM GMT
    To bad it will break after a few uses....icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 18, 2014 10:24 PM GMT
    I like its thoughtful, ergonomic video monitor.
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    Jun 18, 2014 10:31 PM GMT
    Does anyone remember the "Orgasmatron" booth in Woody Allen's 1973 futuristic comedy movie Sleeper ?

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    Jun 18, 2014 11:45 PM GMT
    Wow, can't believe this is actually invented.

    Wonder what those buttons are for? To sleep up, slow down, change porn channels? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jun 18, 2014 11:46 PM GMT
    Art_Deco saidWell, maybe it's an improvement over the times when I had to give sperm samples, for lab work in US hospitals. I'd get shown into a small exam room by a female nurse, where there was a plastic specimen cup and some Playboy magazines on the counter. Which really did nothing for me, I had to close my eyes and think of swimming naked with other guys. My favorite erotic pastime and masturbation fantasy when we still had nude swimming in the US.

    But most embarrassing was having to give this clear cup back to the nurse, with my cum inside it. Urine specimens are one thing, but semen another, the result of my whacking off while she was waiting outside.


    I'd definitely feel awkward too. icon_redface.gif Maybe that's why this machine is created to avoid that awkward moment.
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    Jun 18, 2014 11:59 PM GMT
    Well, what won't they think of next. icon_neutral.gif

    These days though, Art, you can carry your own stash of porn around with you on your iPhone. icon_wink.gif And yes, I do remember the Orgazmatron. I'm certain it is in RnD.

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    Jun 19, 2014 12:02 AM GMT
    I just hope they clean that thing many times. Imagine getting your dick smeared in some other dude's old spunk. Yuck icon_confused.gif
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    Jun 19, 2014 12:13 AM GMT
    MikeW saidWell, what won't they think of next. icon_neutral.gif

    These days though, Art, you can carry your own stash of porn around with you on your iPhone. icon_wink.gif And yes, I do remember the Orgazmatron. I'm certain it is in RnD.

    Yeah, I mentioned that mobile device porn possibility a month or 2 ago, when this question of providing a semen sample was raised. And an iPad is even better than an iPhone, plus you can make live action videos more visible. Just make sure you have them preloaded - a lot of hospitals, especially Catholic ones, put Wi-Fi filter blocks on all gay sites. There's even one down here that returns an error message that www.nbcnews.com is adult pornographic.

    It can save some awkward moments. "Do you have any old Playgirl magazines, instead of Playboys?" "No, sir, we very rarely ask a female to masturbate for a semen sample." "Oh sorry, I forgot this is Florida and you haven't heard the word "gay" here yet."
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    Jun 19, 2014 12:45 AM GMT
    kevex saidI just hope they clean that thing many times. Imagine getting your dick smeared in some other dude's old spunk. Yuck icon_confused.gif


    I'm sure there are disposable parts that are for your one-time use only.
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    Jun 19, 2014 12:51 AM GMT
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    kevex saidI just hope they clean that thing many times. Imagine getting your dick smeared in some other dude's old spunk. Yuck icon_confused.gif


    I'm sure there are disposable parts that are for your one-time use only.



    I'm talking about the machine in general. What if there's baby gravy on the screen or on the buttons?
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    Jun 19, 2014 1:26 AM GMT
    kevex said
    I'm talking about the machine in general. What if there's baby gravy on the screen or on the buttons?

    One presumes these machines would be used in a professional clinical environment, not an adult bookstore or a video game arcade. Therefore cleaned & sanitized for each new user, like any piece of medical equipment (except in the VA, of course). Think of it like a cow milking machine. Only you're Elsie.
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    Jun 20, 2014 1:31 AM GMT
    kevex said
    polfsky said
    kevex saidI just hope they clean that thing many times. Imagine getting your dick smeared in some other dude's old spunk. Yuck icon_confused.gif


    I'm sure there are disposable parts that are for your one-time use only.



    I'm talking about the machine in general. What if there's baby gravy on the screen or on the buttons?


    they have a guy to lick that part clean.
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    Jun 20, 2014 1:56 AM GMT
    Apparition said
    kevex said
    polfsky said
    kevex saidI just hope they clean that thing many times. Imagine getting your dick smeared in some other dude's old spunk. Yuck icon_confused.gif


    I'm sure there are disposable parts that are for your one-time use only.



    I'm talking about the machine in general. What if there's baby gravy on the screen or on the buttons?


    they have a guy to lick that part clean.



    Ewww
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    Jun 26, 2014 9:13 PM GMT
    bump
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    Jun 26, 2014 9:24 PM GMT
    prototype unveiled today:

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