dick is always dipping into toilet water.

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    Jun 19, 2014 2:31 PM GMT
    I have this annoying problem and this is gonna gert personal here, so bare with me.

    Whenever I sit on the John my dick is always dipping into the water of the toilet. It's really annoying and unsanitary. Is there a booster seat type thing so that I can put on the toilet seat so I can sit higher up?

    My dick kinda dangles down far cuz its not like the water level is too high, it's just that maybe I need a bigger toilet? . . .
    Any1 else have this problem and how did u handle it?
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    Jun 19, 2014 2:39 PM GMT
    proof?
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    Jun 19, 2014 2:47 PM GMT
    Disclosure saidcut it off

    lol no way. My dick is one of my favorite organs on my body.
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    Jun 19, 2014 2:51 PM GMT
    This is total BS. In order for that to happen, either the water in your toilet would need to be close to the overflowing stage or your dick would need to be exceptionally long. I don't believe either. Looking at your picture, you should just be using the tree out front anyway.
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    Jun 19, 2014 3:09 PM GMT
    eb925guy saidThis is total BS. In order for that to happen, either the water in your toilet would need to be close to the overflowing stage or your dick would need to be exceptionally long. I don't believe either. Looking at your picture, you should just be using the tree out front anyway.

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    im not here to impress a bunch of middle-aged men about my dick size gorl.
    Its a legitimate problem I am having. Sorry u cant understand that.
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    Jun 19, 2014 3:10 PM GMT
    Buy a toilet seat riser ...

    I don't know if you mates have noticed , but each time a member is bragging about the size of his genitals on the forums , he never has any photos in his profile to justify his bragging rights .icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 19, 2014 3:12 PM GMT
    neffa saidBuy a toilet seat riser ...

    and where does one acquire one of those?
    I feel like it's for old people who cant get off the toilet? Maybe like a medical supply shop?
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    Jun 19, 2014 3:17 PM GMT
    snapbacks said
    neffa saidBuy a toilet seat riser ...

    and where does one acquire one of those?
    I feel like it's for old people who cant get off the toilet? Maybe like a medical supply shop?


    You damn right , it is for old people , but it might be the solution for your problem , CWI medical sells them for 20.95 US dollars ..
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    Jun 19, 2014 3:20 PM GMT
    How old are you? You're just now trying to figure out a solution to this problem?
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    Jun 19, 2014 3:23 PM GMT
    unfounded7 saidHow old are you? You're just now trying to figure out a solution to this problem?

    gonna be 20 in August.
    and yeah, whats wrong with now?
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    Jun 19, 2014 3:27 PM GMT
    snapbacks said
    and yeah, whats wrong with now?

    Did you penis have a recent growth spurt? You say it's annoying and unsanitary but you're just now trying to figure out a solution?
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    Jun 19, 2014 3:32 PM GMT
    unfounded7 said
    snapbacks said
    and yeah, whats wrong with now?

    Did you penis have a recent growth spurt? You say it's annoying and unsanitary but you're just now trying to figure out a solution?

    I dont understand what you're confused about homie? icon_lol.gif
    u just asked me the same question twice.
    yes, im tryin to figure it out now. After all these years I've finally decided to do a bit of research on it. the problem was particularly bad this morning when I was takin a shit. so I decided to make a thread about it cuz it was especially annoying this morning. Any solutions bro?
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    Jun 19, 2014 3:33 PM GMT
    this should be combined with the 'low hangers' thread.
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    Jun 19, 2014 3:45 PM GMT
    Best RJ humblebrag yet!
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    Jun 19, 2014 3:49 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidBest RJ humblebrag yet!

    hardly a humblebrag lol.
    my dick dips into toilet water. Why would anyone brag about that?
    does this make u feel insecure about your dick? Im not sure I get why u think this is a humblebrag. Is it impossible for this to happen to somebody? do u look at ur own dick and think how it's not possible for it to happen to u? so because it happens to me makes u think im bragging i have a big dick? Is that ur thought process?
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    Jun 19, 2014 4:41 PM GMT
    Stop sitting down to piss.
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    Jun 19, 2014 5:03 PM GMT
    If you kill yourself, you won't have this problem anymore.
  • tj85016

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    Jun 19, 2014 5:14 PM GMT
    let your sister hold it above water
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    Jun 19, 2014 5:16 PM GMT
    Bigger Litter box???
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    Jun 19, 2014 5:19 PM GMT
    Sweetooth saidIf you kill yourself, you won't have this problem anymore.


    OP: Don't do this. Don't even consider this.

    Sweetooth: Troll post or not. Suggesting suicide to a 20 year old? Suicide is already a huge problem among our young people. Please don't even joke about it (if you were even joking).

    For anybody thinking of suicide, please visit The Trevor Project before you choose a permanent solution over what are more than likely temporary problems.
  • MikeW

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    Jun 19, 2014 5:26 PM GMT
    #hungdudeproblems

    Perennial source of humor. Most common solution:

    "I usually just throw mine over my shoulder."

    From reddit:

    [–]soylentblueissmurfs 31 points 5 months ago
    Toilets aren't that dirty compared to doorhandles and cell phones and I have no problems touching either of those with my penis.
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    [–]psquare704 7 points 5 months ago
    I routinely open doors this way.
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    [–]cptnrandy♂ 25 points 5 months ago
    Reminds me of an old joke:
    Two guys are walking across a bridge about 10 feet over a stream when they both decide that they need to pee. They go to either side, unzip, and let it fly.
    The first guy says, "The water sure is cold."
    The other guy says, "Deep, too."

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    [–]CoolTom▽ 7 points 5 months ago
    ... Help me out here... I don't get it...
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    [–]mwolfgang94 13 points 5 months ago
    The first guy's dick reaches to the surface of the stream; the second guy's dick reaches all the way to the bottom.
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    [–]theBrineySeaMan 20 points 5 months ago
    Wrong. They are both fucking liars is the joke, one guy tries to say his dick is big by mentioning the temperature of the water, so the other retorts with its depth.
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    Jun 19, 2014 5:51 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidStop sitting down to piss.

    I was pooping icon_redface.gif
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    Jun 19, 2014 5:53 PM GMT
    dustin_K_tx saidBigger Litter box???

    lmao, funny man. icon_lol.gif
  • MikeW

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    Jun 19, 2014 6:01 PM GMT
    Thread needs pix

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    Jun 19, 2014 6:04 PM GMT
    Perhaps, OP u could piss first before u drop a deuce... so pee first and empty that bladder, flush the toilet...then after the water has been replenished you cup your junk in your hand and sit down..... all the while holding your junk. And release the poo. . icon_confused.gif

    i cant believe i just thought about this. icon_cry.gif