Jul 03, 2014 9:18 PM GMT
how do you feel about this shit?
I always read my horoscope first thing in the morning with my coffee. just before the obituaries.
how else are you supposed to know it's your very last day on this shitty planet?
ANYWAYS.
this is what my own personal experience has taught me about astrology.
Aries: very sexual beings. sex is good, fiery, extreme. but it doesn't last long. they tend to jerk off a lot.
Taurus: sensual and sexual. sex can be good and slow. most suffer from premature ejaculation & tend to jerk off too much.
Gemini: sexual and mischievous. fun & sometimes extreme. they tend to be very promiscuous.
Cancer: they expect you to do all the work while they just lay there. so, no good in bed, sorry. but they can be very interesting people and they make good friends.
Leo: huge drama queens, most of the time. they can be good kissers but not that good in bed. they get turned off really quick by anything & then they can stay years without having sex.
Virgo: The sex is OK. but out of bed they're just too much drama 4 me.
Libra: super sensual and sexual. they're prolly the best at flirting and edging. & prolly the best sex you'll ever get. tho most of them have self-esteem issues.
Scorpio: not sure if I had sex w/ a scorpio yet? one time a female friend asked me to suck her tit. they're supposed to be good tho?
Sagittarius: sex is good. not like terribly good. but OK. but they're very good partners and friends!
I don't think I've had sex with the other remaining signs. I kinda like Pisces.
add your lists!
I always read my horoscope first thing in the morning with my coffee. just before the obituaries.
how else are you supposed to know it's your very last day on this shitty planet?
ANYWAYS.
this is what my own personal experience has taught me about astrology.
Aries: very sexual beings. sex is good, fiery, extreme. but it doesn't last long. they tend to jerk off a lot.
Taurus: sensual and sexual. sex can be good and slow. most suffer from premature ejaculation & tend to jerk off too much.
Gemini: sexual and mischievous. fun & sometimes extreme. they tend to be very promiscuous.
Cancer: they expect you to do all the work while they just lay there. so, no good in bed, sorry. but they can be very interesting people and they make good friends.
Leo: huge drama queens, most of the time. they can be good kissers but not that good in bed. they get turned off really quick by anything & then they can stay years without having sex.
Virgo: The sex is OK. but out of bed they're just too much drama 4 me.
Libra: super sensual and sexual. they're prolly the best at flirting and edging. & prolly the best sex you'll ever get. tho most of them have self-esteem issues.
Scorpio: not sure if I had sex w/ a scorpio yet? one time a female friend asked me to suck her tit. they're supposed to be good tho?
Sagittarius: sex is good. not like terribly good. but OK. but they're very good partners and friends!
I don't think I've had sex with the other remaining signs. I kinda like Pisces.
add your lists!
