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    Jul 03, 2014 9:18 PM GMT
    how do you feel about this shit?

    I always read my horoscope first thing in the morning with my coffee. just before the obituaries.

    how else are you supposed to know it's your very last day on this shitty planet?

    ANYWAYS.

    this is what my own personal experience has taught me about astrology.

    Aries: very sexual beings. sex is good, fiery, extreme. but it doesn't last long. they tend to jerk off a lot.

    Taurus: sensual and sexual. sex can be good and slow. most suffer from premature ejaculation & tend to jerk off too much.

    Gemini: sexual and mischievous. fun & sometimes extreme. they tend to be very promiscuous.

    Cancer: they expect you to do all the work while they just lay there. so, no good in bed, sorry. but they can be very interesting people and they make good friends.

    Leo: huge drama queens, most of the time. they can be good kissers but not that good in bed. they get turned off really quick by anything & then they can stay years without having sex.

    Virgo: The sex is OK. but out of bed they're just too much drama 4 me.

    Libra: super sensual and sexual. they're prolly the best at flirting and edging. & prolly the best sex you'll ever get. tho most of them have self-esteem issues.

    Scorpio: not sure if I had sex w/ a scorpio yet? one time a female friend asked me to suck her tit. they're supposed to be good tho?

    Sagittarius: sex is good. not like terribly good. but OK. but they're very good partners and friends!

    I don't think I've had sex with the other remaining signs. I kinda like Pisces.

    add your lists!

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    Jul 03, 2014 9:22 PM GMT
    I believe it's complete bullshit and a waste of time.
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    Jul 03, 2014 9:43 PM GMT
    patito saidhow do you feel about this shit?
    ^that
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    Jul 03, 2014 9:56 PM GMT
    "...Scorpio: not sure if I had sex w/ a scorpio yet? one time a female friend asked me to suck her tit. they're supposed to be good tho?"

    -Scorpio: Manipulating passive aggressive, yet aggressive aggressive, power bottom.
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    Jul 04, 2014 7:45 PM GMT
    dustin_K_tx said"...Scorpio: not sure if I had sex w/ a scorpio yet? one time a female friend asked me to suck her tit. they're supposed to be good tho?"

    -Scorpio: Manipulating passive? aggressive, yet aggressive aggressive, power bottom.



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    Honestly we live deep underneath in the dark and We Scorpions are the best and at its best when night falls with an accent like no other when it comes bed pleasures. and probably you don't even need vacations. icon_cool.gif

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    Jul 04, 2014 7:48 PM GMT
    I have NEVER gotten along with Virgos...Sagittarians are the best!
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    Jul 05, 2014 4:06 AM GMT
    I think in a light-hearted sense, some of the astrology stuff is fun. I'm a scorpio, and pretty much any sort of description you read about scorpios is true for me. now that doesn't mean i'm going to live my life by it, but it's interesting how some of those general characteristics are very true for me.

    same goes for the husband. he's a cancer. We pair very well for each other.
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    Jul 05, 2014 4:15 AM GMT
    Aries: very sexual beings. sex is good, fiery, extreme. but it doesn't last long. they tend to jerk off a lot.


    ahahahaha. is this only about sex? because the Aries stereotype about going 2359875984357 miles per hours in life idk if that applies to me too. and the one about reckless. I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I AM RECKLESS RAM.
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    Jul 05, 2014 12:49 PM GMT
    Taurus is disturbingly accurate. Don't tell anyone though!
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    Jul 05, 2014 7:23 PM GMT
    yes sags are pretty gregarious and are always surrounded by thousand friends. they're pretty cool people to hang out with.

    & yes this was supposed to about signs and S E X

    you're taking the fun out of it.

    one time I read an article. it was on one of those weird lady magazines -think it was COSMO- about signs and their favorite sex position.

    It was like ok 4 Taurus it's teh 69. which is ttly true.

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    Jul 06, 2014 3:35 AM GMT
    patito said
    Taurus: sensual and sexual. sex can be good and slow. most suffer from premature ejaculation & tend to jerk off too much.


    premature ejaculation doesn't apply to me...
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    Jul 06, 2014 3:39 AM GMT
    Don't be a negative Nancy....your list was written by a prison inmate! A little off I might add.....icon_rolleyes.gif
  • KepaArg

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    Jul 06, 2014 7:16 AM GMT
    I'm a Libra and boyfriend is a Taurus, premature ejaculation isn't an issue icon_cool.gif
  • TDSmoove

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    Jul 22, 2014 5:16 PM GMT
    I'm a Libra on the Scorpio cusp. So not only am I a freak but a hyper sexual passionate freak with a self-esteem issue. It's all so confusing. But we get along great with most Gemini's. I think cause we can balance you all of their bi-polar personalities. ;)