LOL @ "Klandy"

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    Jul 18, 2014 5:13 PM GMT
    "Psst! Hey kid! Would you like some CANDY? C'mere! What? Why, of course I've got clothes on under this pointy-hood-and-gown!" icon_twisted.gif

    GawkerWhile still popular in states like Pennsylvania and Florida, the Ku Klux Klan is apparently having recruitment problems in South Carolina. So, last weekend, the group did what any past-their-prime terrorist organization would do: They handed out bags of candy stuffed with anti-immigration propaganda.


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    Don't worry, though! This is the kinder, gentler Klan, nothing at all like the KKK from your big brother's day and time. They know who The Real Racists are!

    GawkerFox Carolina spoke with Robert Jones, the Imperial Klaliff of the Loyal White Knights, who said the candy was distributed this past weekend during the group's "national night ride." Jones denied targeting any specific homes during the ride.

    "I mean, we can't tell who lives in a house, whether they're black, white, Mexican, gay, we can't tell that," he said. "And if you were to look at somebody's house like that, that means you'd be pretty much a racist."

    Jones added that people who receive the candy and literature have nothing to fear "unless they're doing something that the Klan considers morally wrong," as Fox Carolina put it.
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    Jul 18, 2014 5:22 PM GMT
    dayumm said
    Jones added that people who receive the candy and literature have nothing to fear "unless they're doing something that the Klan considers morally wrong," as Fox Carolina put it.

    "...unless you do something that the Klan considers morally wrong."

    And then they can do what? Lynch you? Burn your house down? Plant a burning cross on your front lawn at the very least, I'm sure.

    Who are these people to decide what is or is not "morally wrong"? And then to take action against others because of it?

    Are you sure you got this correct? Not an Onion-like piece? Where's a link?
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    Jul 18, 2014 5:51 PM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    "...unless you do something that the Klan considers morally wrong."

    And then they can do what? Lynch you? Burn your house down? Plant a burning cross on your front lawn at the very least, I'm sure.

    Who are these people to decided what is or is not "morally wrong"? And then to take action against others because of it?

    Are you sure you got this correct? Not an Onion-like piece? Where's a link?


    Oh, how I wish it were! lol

    Here's the link I forgot to paste in the OP:

    http://gawker.com/the-kkk-is-handing-out-candy-in-south-carolina-1605865231