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    Sep 27, 2007 5:03 PM GMT
    I could have sworn there was a, "worst," pick up lines thread, but I can't find it...found these on msn earlier...

    “What’s your sign?”
    The epitome of cheese, this line, which has been around since the Beatles came to America, ranks as the very worst line in dating history. The fact that it’s still in use says a lot about the decay of our society’s standards and the glaring desperation of some singles.

    2. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
    Maybe this was funny around 1910 or 1915—back when the telephone was a novel appliance. It does not inspire smiles now, only scared and doomed looks.

    3. “You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”
    Maybe your dad used this one on your mom and for nostalgia’s sake, you’re bringing it out again. Nostalgia does not get you dates, only pity. “I actually had a guy say this to me during happy hour,” says Kim, a vivacious flight attendant who gets her share of pick-up lines. “I didn’t hold it against him because I don’t know how much he’d had to drink and he was cute. But if he hadn’t been cute, I would have dodged him.”

    4. “Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”
    Caution! Watching too many stupid teen movies impairs your judgment. This probably sounded clever to the person who swiped it from an Annette and Frankie beach party flick.

    5. “I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade.”
    Generally, comparing potential dates to food or drinks is not a winning move. “I had a guy use this one on me and I rolled my eyes and walked way,” says Susan, a marketing representative who doesn’t usually go for lines. “But a couple of weeks later, I saw this hot guy at the gym and I used that same line and it worked! I guess there are gender preferences when it comes to lines. He was really flattered, where I was insulted when it was used on me.”

    6. “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”
    Maybe angels like this one, but real women don’t.

    7. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
    Prayer is something that anyone who uses this tacky line desperately needs.

    8. “Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”
    This line is popular with both men and women who think references to Santa are cute and charming, which are qualities that they never possess personally.

    9. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
    “A stunning woman I had been staring at used this on me,” says Mark, a tawny-haired, gregarious copywriter. “I know it’s an old one but it took guts to say it. I’m afraid I happily fell for it.”

    10. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
    A personal favorite, this one takes a certain amount of arrogance, as well as delusion, to pull off
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Sep 27, 2007 9:31 PM GMT
    "Is that a carrot in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me"



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    Sep 27, 2007 9:53 PM GMT
    OMG! I didn't know Bugs Bunny tried hitting on you... icon_razz.gif
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    Sep 27, 2007 9:59 PM GMT
    Roger Rabbit
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    Sep 27, 2007 10:00 PM GMT
    "Wanna cam?"
  • Nudista

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    Sep 27, 2007 10:03 PM GMT
    Lol...Agree 100% Rugger.
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Sep 27, 2007 10:05 PM GMT
    Got this one last night.

    "have you a cam....................just to chat..........just to chat"
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    Sep 27, 2007 10:19 PM GMT
    agree w/ rugger.
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Sep 27, 2007 10:28 PM GMT
    But they just want to chaticon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 27, 2007 10:33 PM GMT
    in my experience, nobody ever, "just wants to chat." icon_smile.gif not that I alllwways mind hehehe
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    Sep 27, 2007 10:42 PM GMT
    Sitting at the bar on my 21st

    "I'll have a shot of you"
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    Sep 27, 2007 10:45 PM GMT
    Did you laugh or were you repulsed. I mean sometimes these things are so outrageous you just gotta crack a smile.
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Sep 27, 2007 11:02 PM GMT
    Nick,

    So that is why he stoped chatting when I said I had no cam :-)
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    Sep 27, 2007 11:24 PM GMT
    ah, traversing the treacherous waters of your fan base ;)
  • GeorgeNJ

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    Sep 28, 2007 1:06 AM GMT
    Uumm, didn't I hear Homer Simpson use those lines??

    LOL
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    Sep 28, 2007 6:56 PM GMT
    Whispered in a low voice into my left ear at a bar.....

    "I wanna make your butt sweat."
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    Sep 28, 2007 8:52 PM GMT
    ew
  • MikemikeMike

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    Sep 28, 2007 10:06 PM GMT
    Worst- you look like my ex. Thank-god I'm taken!!icon_exclaim.gif
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    Sep 28, 2007 10:09 PM GMT
    "Let's cam!" or "Wanna cam?"

    Apparently, these morons are illiterate and can't read what my profile states.
  • Just_Corey

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    Sep 30, 2007 12:31 PM GMT
    Two of the most stupid pick-up lines I've received:

    "Hey, can I puncture another a-hole for you?"icon_confused.gif

    and

    "I would love to make you bleed down there in your nalgas (Spanish for butt)." icon_eek.gif

    Umm...yeah. Bartender, I think I'm going to need a few more shots so I will forget what this guy just said to me.

    LOL, I almost forgot:
    "Corey, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."
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    Sep 30, 2007 1:14 PM GMT





    These lines are awful guys. I can't believe anyone would attempt to use any of them considering they've been around since dirt.

    ..and the web cam thing never gets old. No. Really. It doesn't. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Oct 01, 2007 6:36 AM GMT
    Well, this is one I had last night.

    "Give me a call
    Walk in find my ass in the air fuck my mouth bang my tite smooth hole"

    I particularly like the spelling of "tite".

    And they say romance is dead.
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    Oct 01, 2007 6:45 AM GMT
    My favorite was, "Does this smell like chloroform?"
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    Oct 01, 2007 7:56 AM GMT





    WOW Tempo94. WOW.
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    Oct 01, 2007 10:07 AM GMT
    1. "how about breakfast and a fuck" , noticing i'm not interested and trying to ignore him , "what? dont like breakfast?" .. that made me smile icon_smile.gif

    2. the bartender serving me a drink i didnt order "Here, it's a 'slow comfortable screw', if you want another, just let me know *wink*"

    3. "i have an ass with your name on it" , that actually worked on me :-)