How to Be A Gentleman on the Digital Meat Rack of RJ

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    Jul 23, 2014 2:12 AM GMT
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    1.Your photos
    Your photos are like writing a CV; you want to look good, but without straying into bragging territory. Firstly, try to avoid cliché. Also, all selfies? You look like you have no friends. All group shots? It's impossible to tell which one you are. It's RJ, not Guess Who.

    2.Your bio
    Witty one-liners such as "I'm just looking for my RJrella" get old fast, and tangential quotations from celebrities aren't helpful. Mr Mark Twain once observed, "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

    3.It's a jock site,
    not advertising space
    This should go without saying, but some are using it to promote their latest business venture. No, you're not an "RJrepeneur", you're an idiot.

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    4.Don't be a man whore
    Some guys like to play the numbers game and reply yes to everyone. Sadly, this will probably work, but will yield results of questionable quality. Maybe try first only replying to the ones you actually fancy and then resorting to the blunderbuss approach if you don't get any matches.

    5.You'll probably have to make the first move
    Due to the aforementioned numbers game, masculine men get far more matches than others, so you'll probably need to be the one following up on the initial contact. Just avoid the depressingly obvious opening gambit of "Hey, sexy!"

    6.Don't be weird
    Interact with guys as you would at a baseball game. Yes, try to be interesting, but don't employ stupid pick-up lines, and it's best not to share your bizarre sexual fantasies until several conversations in (or never, fantasy depending).

    7.Write good
    Apparently bad spellign and grammar are a big turn-off, as r poamess abrv8ions.

    8.Take note: RJ isn't for everyone
    If you generally rely on your charisma rather than your looks to get guys, maybe this "judge a book by its cover" site isn't for you. Get out into the real world, Casanova.

    reinterpreted: http://www.mrporter.com/journal/journal_issue175/3#1
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    Jul 23, 2014 2:20 AM GMT
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    that was funny ... it was intended to be funny right ? icon_cool.gif
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    Jul 23, 2014 2:20 AM GMT
    Hahahaha!

    slut
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    Jul 23, 2014 2:27 AM GMT
    I want Chad.
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    Jul 23, 2014 2:35 AM GMT
    If I follow all the rules, am I guaranteed to become a RJ celebrity?
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    Jul 23, 2014 2:36 AM GMT
    polfsky saidIf I follow all the rules, am I guaranteed to become a RJ celebrity?
    Only after you've reached 40K posts.
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    Jul 23, 2014 2:53 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    polfsky saidIf I follow all the rules, am I guaranteed to become a RJ celebrity?
    Only after you've reached 40K posts.


    That's like a full-time job. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 23, 2014 3:02 AM GMT
    polfsky said
    paulflexes said
    polfsky saidIf I follow all the rules, am I guaranteed to become a RJ celebrity?
    Only after you've reached 40K posts.


    That's like a full-time job. icon_rolleyes.gif
    Not if you type lots of quick one-liners. icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 23, 2014 3:04 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    polfsky said
    paulflexes said
    polfsky saidIf I follow all the rules, am I guaranteed to become a RJ celebrity?
    Only after you've reached 40K posts.


    That's like a full-time job. icon_rolleyes.gif
    Not if you type lots of quick one-liners. icon_wink.gif


    Still sounds like a part-time hobby
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    Jul 23, 2014 3:24 AM GMT
    Okajuurou said
    paulflexes said
    polfsky said
    paulflexes said
    polfsky saidIf I follow all the rules, am I guaranteed to become a RJ celebrity?
    Only after you've reached 40K posts.


    That's like a full-time job. icon_rolleyes.gif
    Not if you type lots of quick one-liners. icon_wink.gif


    Still sounds like a part-time hobby
    Not if you type 70+ WPM.
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    Jul 23, 2014 3:26 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidNot if you type 70+ WPM.
    I guess I don't have what it takes to be a celeb. icon_neutral.gif
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    Jul 23, 2014 3:27 AM GMT
    40K posts dont make you a celebrity, it makes you a loser with no life (no offense Paulflexes).
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    Jul 23, 2014 3:28 AM GMT
    polfsky said
    paulflexes saidNot if you type 70+ WPM.
    I guess I don't have what it takes to be a celeb. icon_neutral.gif


    I dream about hitting 1K posts at least lol