Captain William Swenson (fake account)

  • MikeW

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    Jul 26, 2014 2:15 PM GMT
    LOL, got another one of those wonderful RJ emails…

    First one:

    ---- FROM swenson Jul 25, 2014 at 9:58 AM
    hello gorgeous i am new here just searching ,so when i got to your profile,its like wow because you have got a touching
    pictures there and my eyes and mind can,t let go so i decided to send you a short message of friendship interest
    do mind if we could share email so that we can share pictures and more details about each other to see what the nearest future hold for us .... kisses and lots of hugs ...waiting to read back from you peace .

    Figuring this is some sort of scam, I ask him if he read my profile. His reply:

    ---- FROM swenson Jul 25, 2014 at 4:23 PM
    yes i did but i like you for real that was why i sent you a message so that you know that a secret admire is here as well with good intention ?
    i also watched you video you added n your profile ?

    So, pointing out that I'm cautious with strangers, I asked him to tell me more about himself, to which he replied:

    ---- FROM swenson Jul 25, 2014 at 10:44 PM
    well i do understand you ,my name is William Swenson i am a captain in us army but at presently in Afghanistan on peace keeping mission (NATO), but i will be back from my mission here before the month run-up , can you Google my name on internet to read more about me .i await to read from you .

    So, I did… Here are a few pictures of the good caption found on google images:

    Capt-William-Swenson_zps4e2c6ca1.jpg

    2.jpg

    medal-of-honor-ftr.jpg

    barackobamapresidentobamaawardsarmycapta

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  • Posted by a hidden member.
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    Jul 26, 2014 6:36 PM GMT
    Your RJ verification cup is winning hearts all over the world! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 26, 2014 6:41 PM GMT
    He met Obama?
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    Jul 26, 2014 7:11 PM GMT
    kevex saidHe met Obama?

    Well, the real Swenson met Obama. This guy that sent a message to Mike is totally bogus. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 26, 2014 8:29 PM GMT
    You guys are so jaded. You never know, he could be the real deal. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 26, 2014 11:01 PM GMT
    Doubt he's real. His grammar is atrocious for a Captain. My guess is that the spammer is from an Eastern Bloc country.

    well i do understand you ,my name is William Swenson i am a captain in us army but at presently in Afghanistan on peace keeping mission (NATO), but i will be back from my mission here before the month run-up , can you Google my name on internet to read more about me .i await to read from you .
  • MikeW

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    Jul 26, 2014 11:58 PM GMT
    xrichx saidDoubt he's real. His grammar is atrocious for a Captain. My guess is that the spammer is from an Eastern Bloc country.

    well i do understand you ,my name is William Swenson i am a captain in us army but at presently in Afghanistan on peace keeping mission (NATO), but i will be back from my mission here before the month run-up , can you Google my name on internet to read more about me .i await to read from you .

    We need a little sarcasm smiley or sumpn, x, lumpy wuz most definitively not being serious like.
  • tj85016

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    Jul 27, 2014 12:15 AM GMT
    you're ok until he winds up on your front porch Mike
  • MikeW

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    Jul 27, 2014 1:19 AM GMT
    tj85016 saidyou're ok until he winds up on your front porch Mike
    Well, that wouldn't be all bad. icon_lol.gif
  • MikeW

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    Jul 27, 2014 5:42 PM GMT
    Update:

    I wrote:


    ---- FROM MikeW Jul 26, 2014 at 3:02 PM
    Um, yeah, you want me to believe that you're captain William Swenson, recipient of the medal of honor. Why the hell would he be contacting me? You must think I'm a total idiot.


    To which he replied

    ---- FROM swenson Jul 27, 2014 at 8:35 AM
    what you mean by that , i can see that you are not with good intention .


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  • customerservi...

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    Jul 28, 2014 10:00 AM GMT
    Hi Mike,

    I've deleted the account along with it's email messages. Please let me know (contact help@realjock.com) when you receive spam email. I delete them immediately.

    Cheers,

    Jeff
  • MikeW

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    Jul 29, 2014 10:16 PM GMT
    customerservice_rj saidHi Mike,

    I've deleted the account along with it's email messages. Please let me know (contact help@realjock.com) when you receive spam email. I delete them immediately.

    Cheers,

    Jeff

    Aw, DUDE, spoiling all my phun. icon_neutral.gif I wuz wondering why he hadn't read my last email yet. I asked him if he could get me a an invite to the White House since he and the prez are such good buds n all. icon_surprised.gif
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    Jul 29, 2014 10:44 PM GMT
    customerservice_rj saidHi Mike,

    I've deleted the account along with it's email messages. Please let me know (contact help@realjock.com) when you receive spam email. I delete them immediately.

    Cheers,

    Jeff


    is the spam button in the mail message just as good as writing an email?