What is the most inappropriate place or time you've ever gotten a boner?


  • Aug 02, 2014 11:27 PM GMT
    I have two. One was at a college wrestling match. Which I made the mistake of freeballing in basketball shorts! I had to watch leaning forward, and the more I watched the harder I got. My second one was my neighbors kid always wants to sit on my lap. One time, we were all playing video games, and the squirming and bouncing he was doing triggered an erection. I was literally freaking out inside. I was scared he would feel it, and too scared to push him off cause the others would see it. So I bit my lip really hard. Eventually the pain made it go down. But that was pretty scary.

  • Aug 03, 2014 5:46 PM GMT
    I cannot believe no one has responded. icon_sad.gif I guess its not interesting enough
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    Aug 03, 2014 6:32 PM GMT
    At the beach when ur a sleep and wake up and there it is haha not the worst place though.
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    Aug 07, 2014 7:45 AM GMT
    Standing in front of the hunky tailor in the dressing room of a menswear shop, being measured for slacks. (They put you up about a foot off the ground on a box, and then they measure your waist, inseam, length, etc.) It was just one of those things. I got excited and boom, there it was.

  • Aug 30, 2014 10:09 PM GMT
    In a health club showering and 6 other men were showering and I had difficulty hiding because they were naked too.
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    Aug 31, 2014 3:18 PM GMT
    YesIWantOne saidIn a health club showering and 6 other men were showering and I had difficulty hiding because they were naked too.

    Yeah, that used to be my problem, too - using group gang showers.

    After a lot of "reparative therapy" at gay bathhouses, that's I've written about elsewhere, I finally got over it. Except that nowadays, ironically, other guys tell me they see unashamed shower stiffies on guys all the time! Of course *I* never get to see this, that would be too fortunate. So it seems my sense of timing, in both life and locker rooms, really sucks. icon_sad.gif
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    Aug 31, 2014 7:49 PM GMT
    Mostly in my classroom, but since I was sitting it was quite easy to hide. Thank God my teacher didn't call me to go to the board, that would've been soooo embarassing!