Should I just kidnap this hot korean guy at the mall?

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    Aug 10, 2014 3:30 AM GMT
    There's this guy at the mall and he works in the food court. I rarely go to the mall but sometimes I have to to buy butterflies for my chameleon.

    Anyway I always get food from this guy and we make lots of eye contact. I don't know if he'll fit in my trunk or what he likes to eat. What should I do?
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    Aug 10, 2014 3:33 AM GMT
    DEKIRUMAN saidThere's this guy at the mall and he works in the food court. I rarely go to the mall but sometimes I have to to buy butterflies for my chameleon.

    Anyway I always get food from this guy and we make lots of eye contact. I don't know if he'll fit in my trunk or what he likes to eat. What should I do?


    1. What mall sells butterflies?
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    Aug 10, 2014 3:54 AM GMT
    Set a trap.
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    Aug 10, 2014 4:01 AM GMT
    Maybe try asking him if he want to hangout with you mmm it's a crazy solution I know. ;)
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    Aug 10, 2014 4:08 AM GMT
    Why mention he's Korean? Isn't saying he's a hot guy adequate?

    "...sometimes I have to to buy butterflies for my chameleon."

    I presume that's some kind of trendy slang phrase. What does that actually mean, in simpler terms an old guy can understand?
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    Aug 10, 2014 4:10 AM GMT
    Art_Deco saidWhy mention he's Korean? Isn't saying he's a hot guy adequate?

    "...sometimes I have to to buy butterflies for my chameleon."

    I presume that's some kind of slang phrase. What does that actually mean, in simpler terms an old guy can understand?


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    Aug 10, 2014 4:15 AM GMT
    kevex said
    Art_Deco saidWhy mention he's Korean? Isn't saying he's a hot guy adequate?

    "...sometimes I have to to buy butterflies for my chameleon."

    I presume that's some kind of modern slang phrase. What does that actually mean, in simpler terms an old guy can understand?

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    Ah, perhaps. "Lizard" is a euphemism we sometimes used in the Army for dick, as in "I've gotta drain the lizard" when you had to pee. But the butterflies still eludes me. A kind of skimpy underwear? I've never known a mall that sells actual live butterflies. And why would you feed such lovely creatures to a lizard, when any insect will do?
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    Aug 10, 2014 4:23 AM GMT
    No.