RealJock: The Satire

  • jaroslav123

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    Aug 16, 2014 2:13 PM GMT
    Just found the most perfect satire and pisstake of this bloody website: https://encyclopediadramatica.es/RealJock

    This is the perfect description of RJ:
    "Though the site obviously claims to be for gay men interested in fitness, they allow anyone and everyone on, so the site has become a giant clusterfuck of lisps, STDs, and collective stroking of each others' victim complexes. The forums are constantly full of five things: flame wars, twinks bitching that masculine gay guys don't like them, troll attacks, old queens whining about Palestine, and queenier queens talking about Britney Spears since that's the only thing they think about, well, other than how to collect STDs like Pokemon cards"

    It also just goes through each type of realjock poster, to which I must blushingly confess that I am Exhibit H:
    "The politico. Only on RJ to argue politics, this clusterfuck of ten or so people go back and forth nonstop in threads about Palestine posted all over the website - yes, even in the dating forum, these folks are arguing about whether or not Muslims should be allowed to take land from the mighty Jew."

    It's description of Southbeach and Art_Deco just made me howl with laughter, I'm literally in tears and convinced that whoever made this is some kind of genius.
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    Aug 16, 2014 2:29 PM GMT
    jaroslav123 saidJust found the most perfect satire and pisstake of this bloody website: https://encyclopediadramatica.es/RealJock

    ...

    I'm literally in tears and convinced that whoever made this is some kind of genius.
    FTF, aka #YCYL
  • Aleco_Graves

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    Aug 16, 2014 2:57 PM GMT
    This is fucking Hilarious! I am peeing myself. Love how kevex mad it onto every sad personality profile icon_lol.gif

    Wonder What I am...? E? L? K (not a sad virgin though) ?
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    Aug 16, 2014 4:15 PM GMT
    Aleco_Graves saidThis is fucking Hilarious! I am peeing myself. Love how kevex mad it onto every sad personality profile icon_lol.gif

    Wonder What I am...? E? L? K (not a sad virgin though) ?
    You just HAD to go and bump the 4 year old YCYL thread, didn't you. icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 16, 2014 4:23 PM GMT
    Was there any mention of some snarky little dickweed with foreskin issues?
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    Aug 16, 2014 4:23 PM GMT
    Oh honey, you're only now just discovering this?

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3611206

    If you really want to get my attention, how 'bout:

    RealJock: The Musical
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    Aug 16, 2014 4:26 PM GMT
    Only Eager could do justice to any interpretation of a musical...icon_wink.gif

    ala Springtime for Hitler-esque?



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    Aug 16, 2014 4:30 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidOh honey, you're only now just discovering this?

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3611206

    If you really want to get my attention, how 'bout:

    RealJock: The Musical


    LOL!!
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    Aug 16, 2014 4:54 PM GMT
    I find what is said about me to be amusing since i was quoted in Exhibit I even though it is old news and said that stuff years ago before maturing well sort of.

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    Aug 16, 2014 4:57 PM GMT
    This has been posted like a million times. icon_rolleyes.gif



    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3876947/



    It's getting old and stale. Not funny anymore.
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    Aug 16, 2014 4:59 PM GMT
    nice if the politico junk was confined to the the political section.

    the arguments and members inability to edit a "Quote" subtracts from usable information on the site.

    members having multiple fake accounts and the member hidden posts really subtracts from the trust ability. trolls tend to push their post to the top and keep it there. To put such effort into getting noticed on realJock is a turn off.


    kevex saidThis has been posted like a million times ...
    yessss
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    Aug 16, 2014 5:20 PM GMT
    Where is everything?
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    Aug 16, 2014 5:26 PM GMT
    Edward89 saidI find what is said about me to be amusing since i was quoted in Exhibit I even though it is old news and said that stuff years ago before maturing well sort of.

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    It was Isaiah that edited the page. But since he's mentioned like 10 times there, he deleted everything now.
  • Aleco_Graves

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    Aug 16, 2014 5:32 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    Aleco_Graves saidThis is fucking Hilarious! I am peeing myself. Love how kevex mad it onto every sad personality profile icon_lol.gif

    Wonder What I am...? E? L? K (not a sad virgin though) ?
    You just HAD to go and bump the 4 year old YCYL thread, didn't you. icon_lol.gif


    Hahahah, yes... Guilty.
    Im really very new to this. RealJock. Being Openly Bi. So YCYL is news to me and also very relevant at my gym *shudders*
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    Aug 16, 2014 5:34 PM GMT
    kevex said
    Edward89 saidI find what is said about me to be amusing since i was quoted in Exhibit I even though it is old news and said that stuff years ago before maturing well sort of.

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    It was Isaiah that edited the page. But since he's mentioned like 10 times there, he deleted everything now.


    Lol wow really smh

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  • jaroslav123

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    Aug 16, 2014 5:35 PM GMT
    kevex saidThis has been posted like a million times. icon_rolleyes.gif



    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3876947/



    It's getting old and stale. Not funny anymore.


    OH WELL I'M SORRY.
  • Inque

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    Aug 16, 2014 6:57 PM GMT
    kevex said
    Edward89 saidI find what is said about me to be amusing since i was quoted in Exhibit I even though it is old news and said that stuff years ago before maturing well sort of.

    icon_cool.gif



    It was Isaiah that edited the page. But since he's mentioned like 10 times there, he deleted everything now.


    1924381_10204555445585007_14455939793158p

    Care to explain?
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    Aug 16, 2014 7:05 PM GMT
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    Izzy with receipts though...icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 16, 2014 7:09 PM GMT
    Inque said
    kevex said
    Edward89 saidI find what is said about me to be amusing since i was quoted in Exhibit I even though it is old news and said that stuff years ago before maturing well sort of.

    icon_cool.gif



    It was Isaiah that edited the page. But since he's mentioned like 10 times there, he deleted everything now.


    1924381_10204555445585007_14455939793158p

    Care to explain?




    You have access to that if you make an account, which means you edited. Care to explain?
  • Inque

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    Aug 16, 2014 7:17 PM GMT
    kevex said
    Inque said
    kevex said
    Edward89 saidI find what is said about me to be amusing since i was quoted in Exhibit I even though it is old news and said that stuff years ago before maturing well sort of.

    icon_cool.gif



    It was Isaiah that edited the page. But since he's mentioned like 10 times there, he deleted everything now.


    1924381_10204555445585007_14455939793158p

    Care to explain?




    You have access to that if you make an account, which means you edited. Care to explain?


    You mean I've been editing it since late July when I only have had Internet access for like two weeks?
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    Aug 16, 2014 7:19 PM GMT
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    Aug 16, 2014 7:20 PM GMT
    Inque said
    kevex said
    Inque said
    kevex said
    Edward89 saidI find what is said about me to be amusing since i was quoted in Exhibit I even though it is old news and said that stuff years ago before maturing well sort of.

    icon_cool.gif



    It was Isaiah that edited the page. But since he's mentioned like 10 times there, he deleted everything now.


    1924381_10204555445585007_14455939793158p

    Care to explain?




    You have access to that if you make an account, which means you edited. Care to explain?


    You mean I've been editing it since late July when I only have had Internet access for like two weeks?



    I've been deleting the shit people keep posting. You're obviously DarkLOrd.
  • Inque

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    Aug 16, 2014 7:22 PM GMT
    kevex said
    Inque said
    kevex said
    Inque said
    kevex said
    Edward89 saidI find what is said about me to be amusing since i was quoted in Exhibit I even though it is old news and said that stuff years ago before maturing well sort of.

    icon_cool.gif



    It was Isaiah that edited the page. But since he's mentioned like 10 times there, he deleted everything now.


    1924381_10204555445585007_14455939793158p

    Care to explain?




    You have access to that if you make an account, which means you edited. Care to explain?


    You mean I've been editing it since late July when I only have had Internet access for like two weeks?



    I've been deleting the shit people keep posting. You're obviously DarkLOrd.


    You don't even begin to make sense. You've been saying shit on that site and all of the new stuff was attributed to you. If you go on there and click links they keep record of what changes you originally made. Care to go down that road?
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    Aug 16, 2014 7:24 PM GMT
    Inque said
    kevex said
    Inque said
    kevex said
    Inque said
    kevex said
    Edward89 saidI find what is said about me to be amusing since i was quoted in Exhibit I even though it is old news and said that stuff years ago before maturing well sort of.

    icon_cool.gif



    It was Isaiah that edited the page. But since he's mentioned like 10 times there, he deleted everything now.


    1924381_10204555445585007_14455939793158p

    Care to explain?




    You have access to that if you make an account, which means you edited. Care to explain?


    You mean I've been editing it since late July when I only have had Internet access for like two weeks?



    I've been deleting the shit people keep posting. You're obviously DarkLOrd.


    You don't even begin to make sense. You've been saying shit on that site and all of the new stuff was attributed to you. If you go on there and click links they keep record of what changes you originally made. Care to go down that road?



    Oh really, who posted the Spanish bitches, Acro_Slim and Aodhan being sexy and the virgin list? You. I deleted it a few times.
  • Inque

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    Aug 16, 2014 7:27 PM GMT
    kevex said
    Inque said
    kevex said
    Inque said
    kevex said
    Inque said
    kevex said
    Edward89 saidI find what is said about me to be amusing since i was quoted in Exhibit I even though it is old news and said that stuff years ago before maturing well sort of.

    icon_cool.gif



    It was Isaiah that edited the page. But since he's mentioned like 10 times there, he deleted everything now.


    1924381_10204555445585007_14455939793158p

    Care to explain?




    You have access to that if you make an account, which means you edited. Care to explain?


    You mean I've been editing it since late July when I only have had Internet access for like two weeks?



    I've been deleting the shit people keep posting. You're obviously DarkLOrd.


    You don't even begin to make sense. You've been saying shit on that site and all of the new stuff was attributed to you. If you go on there and click links they keep record of what changes you originally made. Care to go down that road?



    Oh really, who posted the Spanish bitches, Acro_Slim and Aodhan being sexy and the virgin list? You. I deleted it a few times.


    Oh that had nothing to do with since unlike you I don't edit shit. I received this as courtesy from another member who wishes to go unnamed. But explain to me why when I look at the archives of the changes you made it says all that negative shit. Hm? Answer me that you knock off Carlos Mencia