This is a SPIDER

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    Aug 28, 2014 7:00 PM GMT
    An orb weaver spider makes its web on my balcony every night. I may film it this evening. Do you have a spider currently in your presence that you know about?

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    Aug 28, 2014 9:42 PM GMT
    How much will you pay me to stick my finger up to it and film it biting me?
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    Aug 28, 2014 9:43 PM GMT
    ^^ Nothing! I'd rather pay for a ticket at a movie theater. Be sure you have your cell phone and 911 handy when you do.
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    Aug 28, 2014 9:46 PM GMT
    I won't disturb it. They are not venomous...to humans.
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    Aug 28, 2014 9:52 PM GMT
    One time a big spider fell on my neck. I freaked out, swept it off and stomped it. I don't like spiders. icon_eek.gif
  • SENCGuy1

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    Aug 28, 2014 9:56 PM GMT
    I have several garden spiders in the yard. I never disturb them and don't kill one if I find one indoors.
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    Aug 29, 2014 1:05 AM GMT
    Dinner! nom nom nom
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    Aug 29, 2014 1:06 AM GMT
    Yeah, so?
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    Aug 29, 2014 6:40 AM GMT
    I photographed this strikingly patterned spider in my backyard last year. Anybody know what it is?

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    Aug 29, 2014 9:31 AM GMT
    I have three medium size garden spiders the one a lot of people call writing.spiders.
    Spiders are natures insect control if left alone they'll help a lot.
  • buddycat

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    Aug 29, 2014 9:32 AM GMT
    I like spiders, they eat more pesky insects like flies or mosquitoes.
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    Aug 29, 2014 4:31 PM GMT
    I have a little spider living in my truck .
    She has been here for about to 2 years , she stays between the headliner and the roof of my truck .
    She sometimes comes visit , she trots down the A-pillar stays there for a little while then go back up to her house ..lol..
    She must have gotten in my truck , while i was camping in the bush , since she has been living with me , i have noticed less flying insect in my truck , she is welcome to stay as long as she wants !icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 29, 2014 4:40 PM GMT
    I have a REAL big problem when it comes to spiders. If I see one I kill it and I don't care how fascinating it is. I have dreams about the violin spider or the black widow or the wandering spider because that is the area of california I live in. I hate them all and don't find them at all beautiful. I can deal with a roach far more than I can deal with a spider. There is also this other spider I tried to catch about two years ago and I don't know what it was but it was HUGE and fast. I don't fuck around when it comes to them. MY TERRITORY.
  • Rhi_Bran

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    Aug 29, 2014 10:47 PM GMT
    _zed_ saidI photographed this strikingly patterned spider in my backyard last year. Anybody know what it is?

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    That's a golden orb weaver, colloquially known as a yellow garden spider. Almost completely harmless to humans (rare bites may result in mild to moderate but brief pain and swelling), super fun to watch them weave. However their primary prey is bees, which is why they hang around flower gardens so much. Remove them if you want more pollinators icon_smile.gif
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    Sep 23, 2014 7:51 PM GMT
    A wolf spider I noticed on my trail hike today. I think the silk is its egg nest.

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    Sep 23, 2014 7:56 PM GMT
    A big house spider ran along my bed up to me ages ago lol
  • Vivi_Carol

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    Sep 23, 2014 7:57 PM GMT
    QUIT FUCKING ABOUT SPIDERS, YA SCARY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PRAITEEYE) icon_twisted.gif
  • kuroshiro

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    Sep 25, 2014 1:37 AM GMT
    These pictures make me want to cry... and reaffirm that I need to purchase a flamethrower soon icon_eek.gif
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    Sep 25, 2014 2:39 AM GMT
    so neat. i need to take more pictures of...everything.
  • MikemikeMike

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    Sep 25, 2014 5:45 AM GMT
    I love spiders.
    There was always these exact ones outside my house where I grew up. I used to love picking up another bug and throwing them in the web.
    Fascinating!
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    Sep 25, 2014 5:46 AM GMT
    wrestlervic saidHow much will you pay me to stick my finger up to it and film it biting me?


    You need to get out more. icon_confused.gif
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    Sep 25, 2014 5:50 AM GMT
    I used to be cool with spiders....that is until this happened --->
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1506277
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    Sep 25, 2014 6:13 AM GMT
    Scruffypup saidI used to be cool with spiders....that is until this happened --->
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1506277


    What does your shoulder look like now?