Choose Your Own Adventure: online messaging someone correctly

  • theonewhoknoc...

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    Sep 08, 2014 11:44 PM GMT
    Actually it's sort of the reverse of choose your own adventure, since I have a prescribed response to each scenario lol. These are my rules of engagement below:

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    I think it's pretty common sense, and 70% of my conversations have gone this route. If you disagree, make your own here: https://bubbl.us/mindmap
  • highforthis

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    Sep 09, 2014 12:49 AM GMT
    HAHA perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
  • theonewhoknoc...

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    Sep 09, 2014 2:19 AM GMT
    I'm surprised so few have commented on this yet icon_sad.gif
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    Sep 09, 2014 4:52 AM GMT
    Wow. Someone had a lot of free time creating that graph.
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    Sep 09, 2014 4:55 AM GMT
    This makes my head hurt.
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    Sep 09, 2014 4:57 AM GMT
    I am bored after 10 seconds
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    Sep 09, 2014 4:57 AM GMT
    kevex saidThis makes my head hurt.
    Intelligence tends to do that to stupid people.
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    Sep 09, 2014 5:00 AM GMT
    xrichx saidWow. Someone had a lot of free time creating that graph.



    That person was really bored.
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    Sep 09, 2014 5:41 AM GMT
    I'm confused. When are you supposed to send a picture of your penis?
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    Sep 09, 2014 5:45 AM GMT
    Ohno saidI'm confused. When are you supposed to send a picture of your penis?

    Usually after the second or third reply.

    A: How's it going?
    B: Not much. You?
    A: Same.
    A: *unlocks sphincter and cock pics*
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    Sep 09, 2014 9:17 AM GMT
    xrichx said
    Ohno saidI'm confused. When are you supposed to send a picture of your penis?

    Usually after the second or third reply.

    A: How's it going?
    B: Not much. You?
    A: Same.
    A: *unlocks sphincter and cock pics*

    Not always. A penis picture is a subsitute for Hello.
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    Sep 09, 2014 6:14 PM GMT
    morphic said
    xrichx said
    Ohno saidI'm confused. When are you supposed to send a picture of your penis?

    Usually after the second or third reply.

    A: How's it going?
    B: Not much. You?
    A: Same.
    A: *unlocks sphincter and cock pics*

    Not always. A penis picture is a subsitute for Hello.


    I tried this at work today and it was a DISASTER. Thanks a lot!
  • theonewhoknoc...

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    Sep 09, 2014 10:05 PM GMT
    xrichx said
    Ohno saidI'm confused. When are you supposed to send a picture of your penis?

    Usually after the second or third reply.

    A: How's it going?
    B: Not much. You?
    A: Same.
    A: *unlocks sphincter and cock pics*


    Well those conversations are much simpler and don't need a chart lol
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    Sep 10, 2014 1:50 PM GMT
    This is proof that people are too paranoid. Nowadays, you should be grateful if you even get a hello from someone lol. But it's the internet, where ignorance is bliss...
  • MikemikeMike

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    Sep 10, 2014 1:54 PM GMT
    So much easier to give a long stare in public, when they look back they're yours.
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    Sep 10, 2014 3:06 PM GMT
    MikemikeMike saidSo much easier to give a long stare in public, when they look back they're yours.

    I am yet to master this art. Sometimes it works, sometimes it donesn't. I start to feel like a stalker if I stare at someone for a bit long.
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    Sep 10, 2014 6:47 PM GMT
    morphic said
    MikemikeMike saidSo much easier to give a long stare in public, when they look back they're yours.

    I am yet to master this art. Sometimes it works, sometimes it donesn't. I start to feel like a stalker if I stare at someone for a bit long.


    Did you remember to lick your lips in an exaggerated fashion? That helps get the message across.
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    Sep 10, 2014 7:31 PM GMT
    Ohno said
    morphic said
    MikemikeMike saidSo much easier to give a long stare in public, when they look back they're yours.

    I am yet to master this art. Sometimes it works, sometimes it donesn't. I start to feel like a stalker if I stare at someone for a bit long.


    Did you remember to lick your lips in an exaggerated fashion? That helps get the message across.

    huh! all this time, I thought I am hideous. I'll give it a try. Thanks!
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    Sep 10, 2014 7:48 PM GMT
    More often than not this is the actual RL scenario:

    HE MESSAGES WITH ONE WORD OR UNINTERESTING COMMENT BUT HE IS SMOKING HOT SO ALL IS FORGIVEN AND A RESPONSE IS SENT BACK OFFERING SEXUAL FAVORS AND A COCK PIC THEN HE RESPONDS WITH A PICK OF HIS COCK AND THINGS ABRUPTLY END THERE.

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    Sep 10, 2014 7:56 PM GMT
    UndercoverMan saidMore often than not this is the actual RL scenario:

    HE MESSAGES WITH ONE WORD OR UNINTERESTING COMMENT BUT HE IS SMOKING HOT SO ALL IS FORGIVEN AND A RESPONSE IS SENT BACK OFFERING SEXUAL FAVORS AND A COCK PIC THEN HE RESPONDS WITH A PICK OF HIS COCK AND THINGS ABRUPTLY END THERE.


    Only if the cock isn't big enough for you.