I'M NOT 30, AND I'M NOT A GOLD DIGGER!!!

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    Sep 12, 2014 7:59 PM GMT
    LISTEN UP FATTIES, THERE ARE MANY RUMORS SWIRLING AROUND HERE THAT I'M A GOLD DIGGER. AND FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, I CAN SOMEWHAT SEE WHY I COME OFF AS THAT.

    BUT I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT I AM NOT AFTER ANYONE'S MONEY. DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I GET TO SLEEP WITH HANDSOME WELL OFF BACHELORS FROM AROUND THE WORLD WHILE MOST OF YA'LL LOSERS COULDN'T GET SHREK TO FUCK YOU.

    IN NO WAY IS THEM SUPPORTING ME A REQUIREMENT IN A POTENTIAL PARTNER. I HAVE NEVER RECEIVED ANY SORT OF MONETARY GAINS FROM ANY MAN. I'M A STRONG BLACK WOMAN THAT DON'T NEED NO MAN!!!


    I'M A BOY TOY YES, AND I'M PERFECTLY CONTENT WITH THAT FOR THE MOMENT (WELL, KINDA)....BUT WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY CAKE AND EAT IT TOO!?!?!


    AND I'M NOT 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 0ne_Half

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    Sep 12, 2014 8:51 PM GMT
    You mad or naw?
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:05 PM GMT
    The question of whether the gym membership is $79 or $83 still hangs in the air...
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:07 PM GMT
    bon_pan saidThe question of whether the gym membership is $79 or $83 still hangs in the air...


    It's still $79!!!!!
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:15 PM GMT
    In 5 or 8 years when you turn 30...you'll find that it's not that bad. You'll still feel young.

    As for GOLD DIGGING, I don't judge.

    No hay ninguna razón para no aceptar oro cuando se ofrece.
    Eso no te convierte en un cazador de oro.

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    Sep 12, 2014 9:15 PM GMT
    You really are 30 aren't You???
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:34 PM GMT
    It's the old "Methinks thou dost protest too much" thang, Cash...good call!
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:37 PM GMT
    one desperate wh*re longing for attention
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:41 PM GMT
    atlanticshore saidone desperate wh*re longing for attention


    And I'm getting it!!! Thanks!!!!
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:43 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    atlanticshore saidone desperate wh*re longing for attention


    And I'm getting it!!! Thanks!!!!


    no problem cheap sl**
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:44 PM GMT
    gurl be trippun
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:45 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    atlanticshore saidone desperate wh*re longing for attention


    And I'm getting it!!! Thanks!!!!


    yyyyeeeeaaaaahhhh...That type of "attention"? The only people who like getting it don't respect themselves enough to realize how they look.
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    Sep 13, 2014 1:48 AM GMT
    I'M NOT FAT!
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    Sep 13, 2014 1:57 AM GMT

    Meh, there is no need to shout, so when do you 'officially' turn 30, so we can all be prepared for the meltdown icon_razz.gif
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    Sep 13, 2014 2:47 AM GMT
    Hahahahahaha omgomgomg
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    Sep 13, 2014 2:56 AM GMT
    Okay. So, I'm assuming this is typical behavior for you then. 'Grats on not being 30 or a gold digger.
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    Sep 13, 2014 3:00 AM GMT
    There's a new account of an old member: Dad0o
    You guys should acquaint. He's just as shallow as you, and not very smart (You are definitely smarter). You guys could have competitions to see who can whore himself out more, and 'gold dig' more money out of another stupid sap..Just you know, keep the STDs amongst yourselves.
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    Sep 13, 2014 3:03 AM GMT
    ^^
    SO MEAN :O

    I <3 Jmusc - he is so funny and his venom is so imaginative!

    Hahahaha hahahahaha awwwwww ahaha don't troll him away he causes so much laughter icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 13, 2014 3:04 AM GMT
    scruffLA said
    Meh, there is no need to shout, so when do you 'officially' turn 30, so we can all be prepared for the meltdown icon_razz.gif

    And the LOLs
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    Sep 13, 2014 3:05 AM GMT
    Snaz said^^
    SO MEAN :O

    I <3 Jmusc - he is so funny and his venom is so imaginative!

    Hahahaha hahahahaha awwwwww ahaha don't troll him away he causes so much laughter icon_biggrin.gif


    I'll keep myself in check just for you, sweetie ;)
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    Sep 13, 2014 3:07 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    I'M A BOY TOY YES, AND I'M PERFECTLY CONTENT WITH THAT FOR THE MOMENT (WELL, KINDA)....BUT WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY CAKE AND EAT IT TOO!?!?!

    Seems like it's your owner who's eating the cake (if he thinks it's that). When you are your own man, do get back to us.
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    Sep 13, 2014 3:16 AM GMT
    tldr: jmusmc85 is hot.
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    Sep 13, 2014 3:16 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    scruffLA said
    Meh, there is no need to shout, so when do you 'officially' turn 30, so we can all be prepared for the meltdown icon_razz.gif

    And the LOLs


    I remember my 30th well, my coworkers made me a huge Happy 30th b-day banner using the perforated holed dot matrix printer paper, it was some pre Windows 95 or Linux program LOL


    Computer-Paper-1-web-288x311.jpg
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    Sep 13, 2014 3:20 AM GMT

    So Jmusmc85 is still paranoid about turning 30. He will have to get used to it because time keeps on ticking like it or lump it.
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    Sep 13, 2014 3:23 AM GMT
    scruffLA said
    Art_Deco said
    scruffLA said
    Meh, there is no need to shout, so when do you 'officially' turn 30, so we can all be prepared for the meltdown icon_razz.gif

    And the LOLs


    I remember my 30th well, my coworkers made me a huge Happy 30th b-day banner using the perforated holed dot matrix printer paper LOL


    Computer-Paper-1-web-288x311.jpg


    ROFL, i remember that stuff. And the printer software you had to use to do it. We had it all hooked up to an Apple IIe iirc