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    Sep 12, 2014 8:14 PM GMT
    As RJ's resident favorite Hot Pocket, I'm available for a few hours to answer any questions you have about the pocket gay community. So go ahead, fire away!!!!!!!!
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    Sep 12, 2014 8:19 PM GMT
    What do you do with any lint you find?
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    Sep 12, 2014 8:20 PM GMT
    Well, Mr. Pocket, I'm a bit shy about asking but I figured if anyone knew it would be you.
    Have you ever had someone wishing to make a deposit that was much too large for your facility to accommodate?
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    Sep 12, 2014 8:24 PM GMT
    What do you prefer?

    - getting fucked by a sweaty 300lb guy who is a millionarie and will give you expensive presents.
    - getting fucked by a 76 years old guy who looks like shit, but if you stick around long enough he might die and you will inherit his fortune.
    - Fuck with a 5/10 effeminate guy, and you have to be the top.
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    Sep 12, 2014 8:25 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidWhat do you do with any lint you find?


    From my belly button? Eat it.

    From the laundry? Throw it away.
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    bon_pan saidWell, Mr. Pocket, I'm a bit shy about asking but I figured if anyone knew it would be you.
    Have you ever had someone wishing to make a deposit that was much too large for your facility to accommodate?


    Nope. I take it like a champ. A little lube, poppers, and some TLC beforehand go a long way.
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    David3K saidWhat do you prefer?

    - getting fucked by a sweaty 300lb guy who is a millionarie and will give you expensive presents.
    - getting fucked by a 76 years old guy who looks like shit, but if you stick around long enough he might die and you will inherit his fortune.
    - Fuck with a 5/10 effeminate guy, and you have to be the top.



    The first one. THOUGH IM NOT A GOLDDIGGER!!!!!!!!
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    Sep 12, 2014 8:26 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidAs RJ's resident favorite Hot Pocket, I'm available for a few hours ot naswer any questions you have about the pocket gay community. So go ahead, fire away!!!!!!!!




    What does ot naswer mean?
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    Sep 12, 2014 8:27 PM GMT
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    jmusmc85 saidAs RJ's resident favorite Hot Pocket, I'm available for a few hours ot naswer any questions you have about the pocket gay community. So go ahead, fire away!!!!!!!!




    What does ot naswer mean?


    "TO ANSWER." TYPO, you idiot...
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    David3K saidWhat do you prefer?

    - getting fucked by a sweaty 300lb guy who is a millionarie and will give you expensive presents.
    - getting fucked by a 76 years old guy who looks like shit, but if you stick around long enough he might die and you will inherit his fortune.
    - Fuck with a 5/10 effeminate guy, and you have to be the top.



    The first one. THOUGH IM NOT A GOLDDIGGER!!!!!!!!

    Of course you are, you have a crappy job and need money for the face surgeries to come.
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    Sep 12, 2014 8:31 PM GMT
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K saidWhat do you prefer?

    - getting fucked by a sweaty 300lb guy who is a millionarie and will give you expensive presents.
    - getting fucked by a 76 years old guy who looks like shit, but if you stick around long enough he might die and you will inherit his fortune.
    - Fuck with a 5/10 effeminate guy, and you have to be the top.



    The first one. THOUGH IM NOT A GOLDDIGGER!!!!!!!!

    Of course you are, you have a crappy job and need money for the face surgeries to come.


    Well, I'm not too happy about my job right now. But I don't need any work done, I can tell you that for sure fatboy....
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    Sep 12, 2014 8:33 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K saidWhat do you prefer?

    - getting fucked by a sweaty 300lb guy who is a millionarie and will give you expensive presents.
    - getting fucked by a 76 years old guy who looks like shit, but if you stick around long enough he might die and you will inherit his fortune.
    - Fuck with a 5/10 effeminate guy, and you have to be the top.



    The first one. THOUGH IM NOT A GOLDDIGGER!!!!!!!!

    Of course you are, you have a crappy job and need money for the face surgeries to come.


    Well, I'm not too happy about my job right now. But I don't need any work done, I can tell you that for sure fatboy....

    It suddenly hits me, you're even older than me! And trust me, no top wants a 30 yo boy toy - actually the word "boy" shouldn't be used at all with you anymore.
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    Sep 12, 2014 8:38 PM GMT
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K saidWhat do you prefer?

    - getting fucked by a sweaty 300lb guy who is a millionarie and will give you expensive presents.
    - getting fucked by a 76 years old guy who looks like shit, but if you stick around long enough he might die and you will inherit his fortune.
    - Fuck with a 5/10 effeminate guy, and you have to be the top.



    The first one. THOUGH IM NOT A GOLDDIGGER!!!!!!!!

    Of course you are, you have a crappy job and need money for the face surgeries to come.


    Well, I'm not too happy about my job right now. But I don't need any work done, I can tell you that for sure fatboy....

    It suddenly hits me, you're even older than me! And trust me, no top wants a 30 yo boy toy - actually the word "boy" shouldn't be used at all with you anymore.


    It's all about image sweetie. I certainly don't look 30. I can easily pass for 10 years younger, for better or worse. And my market value shows no signs of going doing anytime soon.

    REAL TALK: Age ain't nothing but a number. There are 30-40 year olds with better bodies than some guys in their 20's. Work with what you got!!!!

    And YOU, David, ain't got nothing but a fat beer belly. When was the last time you saw your penis?????
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    Sep 12, 2014 8:55 PM GMT
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    eagermuscle saidWhat do you do with any lint you find?


    From my belly button? Eat it.

    From the laundry? Throw it away.


    From my pocket!
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:01 PM GMT
    I'm no expert but I'd say yer out of practice.
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:01 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K saidWhat do you prefer?

    - getting fucked by a sweaty 300lb guy who is a millionarie and will give you expensive presents.
    - getting fucked by a 76 years old guy who looks like shit, but if you stick around long enough he might die and you will inherit his fortune.
    - Fuck with a 5/10 effeminate guy, and you have to be the top.



    The first one. THOUGH IM NOT A GOLDDIGGER!!!!!!!!

    Of course you are, you have a crappy job and need money for the face surgeries to come.


    Well, I'm not too happy about my job right now. But I don't need any work done, I can tell you that for sure fatboy....

    It suddenly hits me, you're even older than me! And trust me, no top wants a 30 yo boy toy - actually the word "boy" shouldn't be used at all with you anymore.


    It's all about image sweetie. I certainly don't look 30. I can easily pass for 10 years younger, for better or worse. And my market value shows no signs of going doing anytime soon.

    REAL TALK: Age ain't nothing but a number. There are 30-40 year olds with better bodies than some guys in their 20's. Work with what you got!!!!

    And YOU, David, ain't got nothing but a fat beer belly. When was the last time you saw your penis?????

    REAL TALK: The allure of a "boy" is that they're young and fresh which allows us to have power over them; You want to teach them, tell them what to do and make them somehow dependent on you, thats why you want to give them presents and spoil them. Basically the age is a VERY important fact on that dynamic. So, even if you looked younger (which you don't) it doesnt really matter, once the top knows your age the boy-toy illusion is broken.

    You're in the "old bottoms league" now so you better start making some calls to fix these incipient wrinkles people get when they're 30! icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:14 PM GMT
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K saidWhat do you prefer?

    - getting fucked by a sweaty 300lb guy who is a millionarie and will give you expensive presents.
    - getting fucked by a 76 years old guy who looks like shit, but if you stick around long enough he might die and you will inherit his fortune.
    - Fuck with a 5/10 effeminate guy, and you have to be the top.



    The first one. THOUGH IM NOT A GOLDDIGGER!!!!!!!!

    Of course you are, you have a crappy job and need money for the face surgeries to come.


    Well, I'm not too happy about my job right now. But I don't need any work done, I can tell you that for sure fatboy....

    It suddenly hits me, you're even older than me! And trust me, no top wants a 30 yo boy toy - actually the word "boy" shouldn't be used at all with you anymore.


    It's all about image sweetie. I certainly don't look 30. I can easily pass for 10 years younger, for better or worse. And my market value shows no signs of going doing anytime soon.

    REAL TALK: Age ain't nothing but a number. There are 30-40 year olds with better bodies than some guys in their 20's. Work with what you got!!!!

    And YOU, David, ain't got nothing but a fat beer belly. When was the last time you saw your penis?????

    REAL TALK: The allure of a "boy" is that they're young and fresh which allows us to have power over them; You want to teach them, tell them what to do and make them somehow dependent on you, thats why you want to give them presents and spoil them. Basically the age is a VERY important fact on that dynamic. So, even if you looked younger (which you don't) it doesnt really matter, once the top knows your age the boy-toy illusion is broken.

    You're in the "old bottoms league" now so you better start making some calls to fix these incipient wrinkles people get when they're 30! icon_lol.gif


    REAL TALK: But I don't want any gifts or presents, no matter how much you try to convince everybody so. While sexually, I certainly don't mind being the passive one, IRL, I don't need some guy telling me how to live my life.

    Though those relationships certainly do exist. In Myknonos this summer, I ran into some friends and we spent some time with some other mutual friends from Miami. A man they knew, a 50-something very wealthy Israeli living in Miami, had a gaggle of kept boys literally at his disposal. They were all model gorgeous little bottoms fawning over the old fat Israeli guy.

    I thought it was funny. God bless their hearts. If I'm going to hook up with a 50 year old he damn well better look like Brad Pitt or George Clooney. I don't do fat.
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:19 PM GMT
    Will You marry Me and take Me away from all of this???
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:23 PM GMT
    Oh sure, you say this now, but when you are left stranded at some third rate resort in Cancun don't come running to me...
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:25 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K saidWhat do you prefer?

    - getting fucked by a sweaty 300lb guy who is a millionarie and will give you expensive presents.
    - getting fucked by a 76 years old guy who looks like shit, but if you stick around long enough he might die and you will inherit his fortune.
    - Fuck with a 5/10 effeminate guy, and you have to be the top.



    The first one. THOUGH IM NOT A GOLDDIGGER!!!!!!!!

    Of course you are, you have a crappy job and need money for the face surgeries to come.


    Well, I'm not too happy about my job right now. But I don't need any work done, I can tell you that for sure fatboy....

    It suddenly hits me, you're even older than me! And trust me, no top wants a 30 yo boy toy - actually the word "boy" shouldn't be used at all with you anymore.


    It's all about image sweetie. I certainly don't look 30. I can easily pass for 10 years younger, for better or worse. And my market value shows no signs of going doing anytime soon.

    REAL TALK: Age ain't nothing but a number. There are 30-40 year olds with better bodies than some guys in their 20's. Work with what you got!!!!

    And YOU, David, ain't got nothing but a fat beer belly. When was the last time you saw your penis?????

    REAL TALK: The allure of a "boy" is that they're young and fresh which allows us to have power over them; You want to teach them, tell them what to do and make them somehow dependent on you, thats why you want to give them presents and spoil them. Basically the age is a VERY important fact on that dynamic. So, even if you looked younger (which you don't) it doesnt really matter, once the top knows your age the boy-toy illusion is broken.

    You're in the "old bottoms league" now so you better start making some calls to fix these incipient wrinkles people get when they're 30! icon_lol.gif


    REAL TALK: But I don't want any gifts or presents, no matter how much you try to convince everybody so. While sexually, I certainly don't mind being the passive one, IRL, I don't need some guy telling me how to live my life.

    Though those relationships certainly do exist. In Myknonos this summer, I ran into some friends and we spent some time with some other mutual friends from Miami. A man they knew, a 50-something Israeli living in Miami, had a gaggle of kept boys literally at his disposal. They were all model gorgeous little bottoms fawning over the old fat Israeli guy.

    I thought it was funny. God bless their hearts. If I'm going to hook up with a 50 year old he damn well better look like Brad Pitt or George Clooney. I don't do fat.


    All the answer you need are right there! You say if you were gonna to hook up with 50 yo they better look like Brad Pitt right? Then how do you think "MrX" think about you? He's got everything going on for him, why would be be with a 30 yo dude when he can be with a hot young Russian boy? That's exactly why you were dumped.

    The day you start showing some kind of personality and not simple shallowness you might get someone interested in you for real, which means they will ignore your age. And I suggest you start changing soon, because the more time you let pass, the less MrX will be intersted in you and eventually only old creeps and fat ugly dudes will approach you.
    The other option though is that you start making real money so when you're 50 you can have a harem of tops around you -just like the fat jew- but that's not likely to happen icon_lol.gif
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    "...-just like the fat jew..."

    I think that qualifies as anti--semetic!
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:39 PM GMT
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
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    David3K saidWhat do you prefer?

    - getting fucked by a sweaty 300lb guy who is a millionarie and will give you expensive presents.
    - getting fucked by a 76 years old guy who looks like shit, but if you stick around long enough he might die and you will inherit his fortune.
    - Fuck with a 5/10 effeminate guy, and you have to be the top.



    The first one. THOUGH IM NOT A GOLDDIGGER!!!!!!!!

    Of course you are, you have a crappy job and need money for the face surgeries to come.


    Well, I'm not too happy about my job right now. But I don't need any work done, I can tell you that for sure fatboy....

    It suddenly hits me, you're even older than me! And trust me, no top wants a 30 yo boy toy - actually the word "boy" shouldn't be used at all with you anymore.


    It's all about image sweetie. I certainly don't look 30. I can easily pass for 10 years younger, for better or worse. And my market value shows no signs of going doing anytime soon.

    REAL TALK: Age ain't nothing but a number. There are 30-40 year olds with better bodies than some guys in their 20's. Work with what you got!!!!

    And YOU, David, ain't got nothing but a fat beer belly. When was the last time you saw your penis?????

    REAL TALK: The allure of a "boy" is that they're young and fresh which allows us to have power over them; You want to teach them, tell them what to do and make them somehow dependent on you, thats why you want to give them presents and spoil them. Basically the age is a VERY important fact on that dynamic. So, even if you looked younger (which you don't) it doesnt really matter, once the top knows your age the boy-toy illusion is broken.

    You're in the "old bottoms league" now so you better start making some calls to fix these incipient wrinkles people get when they're 30! icon_lol.gif


    REAL TALK: But I don't want any gifts or presents, no matter how much you try to convince everybody so. While sexually, I certainly don't mind being the passive one, IRL, I don't need some guy telling me how to live my life.

    Though those relationships certainly do exist. In Myknonos this summer, I ran into some friends and we spent some time with some other mutual friends from Miami. A man they knew, a 50-something Israeli living in Miami, had a gaggle of kept boys literally at his disposal. They were all model gorgeous little bottoms fawning over the old fat Israeli guy.

    I thought it was funny. God bless their hearts. If I'm going to hook up with a 50 year old he damn well better look like Brad Pitt or George Clooney. I don't do fat.


    All the answer you need are right there! You say if you were gonna to hook up with 50 yo they better look like Brad Pitt right? Then how do you think "MrX" think about you? He's got everything going on for him, why would be be with a 30 yo dude when he can be with a hot young Russian boy? That's exactly why you were dumped.

    The day you start showing some kind of personality and not simple shallowness you might get someone interested in you for real, which means they will ignore your age. And I suggest you start changing soon, because the more time you let pass, the less MrX will be intersted in you and eventually only old creeps and fat ugly dudes will approach you.
    The other option though is that you start making real money so when you're 50 you can have a harem of tops around you -just like the fat jew- but that's not likely to happen icon_lol.gif


    REAL TALK: Why do you keep saying I was dumped? NOBODY HAS BEEN DUMPED!!!! He's fucking both of us, the Russian and I. That's no secret. If anything, I think I may do the dumping.

    And you know nothing of what goes on behind closed doors with Mr. X. Don't pretend to know our conversations or feelings.

    I don't need to resort to fucking fat, old, guys. I know I can still bag pretty fuckable guys. What kinda guys do you bang? Fat, gorillas like that Isisah???
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:40 PM GMT
    Cash saidWill You marry Me and take Me away from all of this???


    No.
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:50 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
    David3K said
    jmusmc85 said
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    David3K saidWhat do you prefer?

    - getting fucked by a sweaty 300lb guy who is a millionarie and will give you expensive presents.
    - getting fucked by a 76 years old guy who looks like shit, but if you stick around long enough he might die and you will inherit his fortune.
    - Fuck with a 5/10 effeminate guy, and you have to be the top.



    The first one. THOUGH IM NOT A GOLDDIGGER!!!!!!!!

    Of course you are, you have a crappy job and need money for the face surgeries to come.


    Well, I'm not too happy about my job right now. But I don't need any work done, I can tell you that for sure fatboy....

    It suddenly hits me, you're even older than me! And trust me, no top wants a 30 yo boy toy - actually the word "boy" shouldn't be used at all with you anymore.


    It's all about image sweetie. I certainly don't look 30. I can easily pass for 10 years younger, for better or worse. And my market value shows no signs of going doing anytime soon.

    REAL TALK: Age ain't nothing but a number. There are 30-40 year olds with better bodies than some guys in their 20's. Work with what you got!!!!

    And YOU, David, ain't got nothing but a fat beer belly. When was the last time you saw your penis?????

    REAL TALK: The allure of a "boy" is that they're young and fresh which allows us to have power over them; You want to teach them, tell them what to do and make them somehow dependent on you, thats why you want to give them presents and spoil them. Basically the age is a VERY important fact on that dynamic. So, even if you looked younger (which you don't) it doesnt really matter, once the top knows your age the boy-toy illusion is broken.

    You're in the "old bottoms league" now so you better start making some calls to fix these incipient wrinkles people get when they're 30! icon_lol.gif


    REAL TALK: But I don't want any gifts or presents, no matter how much you try to convince everybody so. While sexually, I certainly don't mind being the passive one, IRL, I don't need some guy telling me how to live my life.

    Though those relationships certainly do exist. In Myknonos this summer, I ran into some friends and we spent some time with some other mutual friends from Miami. A man they knew, a 50-something Israeli living in Miami, had a gaggle of kept boys literally at his disposal. They were all model gorgeous little bottoms fawning over the old fat Israeli guy.

    I thought it was funny. God bless their hearts. If I'm going to hook up with a 50 year old he damn well better look like Brad Pitt or George Clooney. I don't do fat.


    All the answer you need are right there! You say if you were gonna to hook up with 50 yo they better look like Brad Pitt right? Then how do you think "MrX" think about you? He's got everything going on for him, why would be be with a 30 yo dude when he can be with a hot young Russian boy? That's exactly why you were dumped.

    The day you start showing some kind of personality and not simple shallowness you might get someone interested in you for real, which means they will ignore your age. And I suggest you start changing soon, because the more time you let pass, the less MrX will be intersted in you and eventually only old creeps and fat ugly dudes will approach you.
    The other option though is that you start making real money so when you're 50 you can have a harem of tops around you -just like the fat jew- but that's not likely to happen icon_lol.gif


    REAL TALK: Why do you keep saying I was dumped? NOBODY HAS BEEN DUMPED!!!! He's fucking both of us, the Russian and I. That's no secret. If anything, I think I may do the dumping.

    And you know nothing of what goes on behind closed doors with Mr. X. Don't pretend to know our conversations or feelings.

    I don't need to resort to fucking fat, old, guys. I know I can still bag pretty fuckable guys. What kinda guys do you bang? Fat, gorillas like that Isisah???


    Im not talking about anything you haven't said before, if you dont want to hear about it then learn to keep your mouth shut. The guy has replaced you with a younger ass, you both fuck other people on the sides and you havent even talked to him for 2 weeks - because hes too busy fuckin and spoiling his new boy! Its laughable and sad you want to talk about "feelings".

    And you keep talking about that ugly motherfucker as If Id anything to do with that thing. Trust me the quality of people I bang is out of your reach, in other words youd never be my boy toy. Youd make a good maid though.
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    Sep 12, 2014 9:51 PM GMT
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    Cash saidWill You marry Me and take Me away from all of this???


    No.


    Why?