guido4life saidI been wanting to go to a gay bar for several weeks now and today I finally got the courage to walk into the bar ! I Order a coors light and all of sudden mr creepy comes and sits right next to me at the bar . the man is a bum . He has beard that Taliban would envy , has black teeth, he is dirty . I'm very nervous now ! He starts talking to me! After the beer I kindly say to him it was a pleasure meeting him and I pay for my beer and walk out.
I've been a pussy about going to gay bars for my whole life now but today finally found the balls to skip up to the bar. I requested a low cal beer and drank it right out of the can, not one of those dirty mugs they keep frozen.
Minding my light beer, some construction worker smelling of sweat, stops in on his way home from a hard day's work and pulls up the seat right next to mine. He hadn't shaved since the Reagan administration and was eating an Oreo. I got so nervous. He had the nerve to talk to me. So I left before he had a chance to even mention Stonewall.