To all my Jewish friends, a very happy Rosh ha-Shana.

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    Sep 23, 2014 4:53 PM GMT
    May you be inscribed in the Book of Life for a year of health, wealth, and prosperity.
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    Sep 23, 2014 4:54 PM GMT
    G-d bless ,
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    Sep 23, 2014 9:35 PM GMT
    5775: the year according to the Jewish calendar
    4712: the year according to the Chinese calendar
    1063: total # of years the Jews went without Chinese food

    Happy New Year
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    Sep 23, 2014 11:55 PM GMT
    thank you kindly
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    Sep 24, 2014 12:40 AM GMT
    Smoke a nice chunk and put the Hash in Rosh Hashanah.
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    Sep 24, 2014 12:43 AM GMT
    I'm going to israel end of October I want to take some1 with me . icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 24, 2014 1:15 AM GMT
    GloriousCockster saidSmoke a nice chunk and put the Hash in Rosh Hashanah.


    That's not even Jewish humor.

    Besides, the pronunciation is with a schwa: (h)ə-ˈshä-nə, not ˈha-ˌshēsh.

    Otherwise, very funny. Which, by the way, is Jewish humor.
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    Sep 24, 2014 1:34 AM GMT
    i had jewish step-family at one point. one time, my brother lit a cigarette on the minorah and my step-sister freaked. she grabbed the christmas tree and threw it. balls everywhere... it was like something out of a bad holiday movie.

    live long and prosper!
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    Sep 24, 2014 1:39 AM GMT
    Before or after they exchanged gifts?
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    Sep 24, 2014 1:50 AM GMT
    Thanks, I almost forgot Rosh Hashanah was right here. But I always miss all kinds of holidays.

    We'll give greetings to our Jewish friends. Thanks again!
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    Sep 24, 2014 1:54 AM GMT
    theantijock saidBefore or after they exchanged gifts?


    they didn't get along so i'm guessing before they never did icon_smile.gif
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    Sep 24, 2014 2:04 AM GMT
    JackBoneTX said
    theantijock saidBefore or after they exchanged gifts?


    they didn't get along so i'm guessing before they never did icon_smile.gif


    Yeah, sorry about the tree, but we got the gist of that from the cigarette. It was a rhetorical question. More Jewish humor. But you seem like a nice boy. You may have a kreplach. Take two. Have some coffee. I'm making rugelach. Such a shayna punim on you.
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    Sep 24, 2014 12:45 PM GMT
    shana tova to all icon_smile.gif
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    Sep 24, 2014 3:23 PM GMT
    theantijock said5775: the year according to the Jewish calendar
    4712: the year according to the Chinese calendar
    1063: total # of years the Jews went without Chinese food

    Happy New Year


    LOL
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    Sep 24, 2014 6:54 PM GMT
    and sha'nah tova to any and all. b'shalom.
    may we ALL be inscribed in the book of life.
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    Sep 24, 2014 7:56 PM GMT
    Not Jewish here but I always snatch up the Kedem concord grape juice when it goes on sale after the holidays...the best.

    Happy holidays!
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    Sep 24, 2014 8:12 PM GMT
    How bon_salieri wants you to see him...

    bon_pan saidNot Jewish here but I always snatch up the Kedem concord grape juice when it goes on sale after the holidays...the best.

    Happy holidays!


    Who bon_salieri really is...

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    Get out of our thread you anti-Semitic drek.
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    Sep 24, 2014 8:15 PM GMT
    Go fuck yerself shithead. Yer the drek.

    As I said previously, my comment that you, strangely, decided to screen save was in response to a post that I erroneously thought was anti-semetic...not unlike a post you mistakenly assumed was anti-semetic and responded to in the same thread. I deleted my post yet you decided to save mine as well as repost it in the same thread. It is you who is anti-semetic---looking for injury where none was intended. Suck on that, asshole.
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    Sep 24, 2014 8:25 PM GMT
    SWIMGUYCHICAGO said
    theantijock said5775: the year according to the Jewish calendar
    4712: the year according to the Chinese calendar
    1063: total # of years the Jews went without Chinese food

    Happy New Year


    LOL


    From where do you think came that biblical tale about all those years in the desert? Wandering? We were just looking for decent take-out.
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    Sep 24, 2014 8:30 PM GMT
    Yeah, we've heard the "looking for takeout" joke from you about a dozen times...get some new writers, Alan.
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    Sep 24, 2014 8:44 PM GMT
    bon_pan saidGo fuck yerself shithead. Yer the drek.

    As I said previously, my comment that you, strangely, decided to screen save was in response to a post that I erroneously thought was anti-semetic...not unlike a post you mistakenly assumed was anti-semetic and responded to in the same thread. I deleted my post yet you decided to save mine as well as repost it in the same thread. It is you who is anti-semetic---looking for injury where none was intended. Suck on that, asshole.


    So it was just a one time mistake huh?

    Congrats. you've just outed yourself as a pathological liar.

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    Sep 24, 2014 8:48 PM GMT
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    bon_pan saidGo fuck yerself shithead. Yer the drek.

    As I said previously, my comment that you, strangely, decided to screen save was in response to a post that I erroneously thought was anti-semetic...not unlike a post you mistakenly assumed was anti-semetic and responded to in the same thread. I deleted my post yet you decided to save mine as well as repost it in the same thread. It is you who is anti-semetic---looking for injury where none was intended. Suck on that, asshole.


    So it was just a one time mistake huh?

    Congrats. you've just outed yourself as a pathological liar.

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    ignore him , he is not a nice person , he should be banned for such hateful disgusting comments .
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    Sep 24, 2014 8:58 PM GMT
    bon_pan saidGo fuck yerself shithead. Yer the drek.

    As I said previously, my comment that you, strangely, decided to screen save was in response to a post that I erroneously thought was anti-semetic...not unlike a post you mistakenly assumed was anti-semetic and responded to in the same thread. I deleted my post yet you decided to save mine as well as repost it in the same thread. It is you who is anti-semetic---looking for injury where none was intended. Suck on that, asshole.


    Re-quoted for those of you who do not know how to read.
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    Sep 24, 2014 9:02 PM GMT
    theantijock said5775: the year according to the Jewish calendar
    4712: the year according to the Chinese calendar
    1063: total # of years the Jews went without Chinese food

    Happy New Year


    Omg!

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    Sep 24, 2014 9:53 PM GMT
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    GloriousCockster saidSmoke a nice chunk and put the Hash in Rosh Hashanah.


    That's not even Jewish humor.

    Besides, the pronunciation is with a schwa: (h)ə-ˈshä-nə, not ˈha-ˌshēsh.

    Otherwise, very funny. Which, by the way, is Jewish humor.



    Why be such a kolboynick?