This Racy 'Breastaurant' Is The Fastest-Growing Food Chain In America

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    Sep 26, 2014 5:03 AM GMT
    Does this mean we can get our own manly men, dick and abs food establishment? icon_rolleyes.gif

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/racy-breastaurant-fastest-growing-food-143448488.html


    If tits and ass sell food for the straight guy, I say we hire Kraft Zesty guy in our own cock-U-want, now serving specialty wieners, meaty balls, bubbled hot buns, juicy pits and waxed or furry burgers icon_razz.gif

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    Sep 26, 2014 5:40 AM GMT
    It has been gone for several years, but someone turned me on to the best burgers in PDX at one of the gay bars. Served by tall skinny ripped guys (at least one or two of them) in their underwear. There would be this ludicrous two-hour long line at the trendy brew pub down the street, but you could walk four blocks and get better food in a near-empty room. Er... if you could get used to the gay porn playing on all the monitors (uh, waiter? hold the mayo, please...) Another place had Sunday brunch served by go-go boys.

    *sigh* nowadays, the waiters are more likely to be nice, chubby, lesbian chicks. Or dirty hipsters displaying no flesh (and just as well.) And no edible food is served that I'm aware of. Things are at a low ebb, in terms of gay venues.
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    Sep 26, 2014 6:03 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidIt has been gone for several years, but someone turned me on to the best burgers in PDX at one of the gay bars. Served by tall skinny ripped guys (at least one or two of them) in their underwear. There would be this ludicrous two-hour long line at the trendy brew pub down the street, but you could walk four blocks and get better food in a near-empty room. Er... if you could get used to the gay porn playing on all the monitors (uh, waiter? hold the mayo, please...) Another place had Sunday brunch served by go-go boys.

    *sigh* nowadays, the waiters are more likely to be nice, chubby, lesbian chicks. Or dirty hipsters displaying no flesh (and just as well.) And no edible food is served that I'm aware of. Things are at a low ebb, in terms of gay venues.


    is that an oxymoron ? "skinny ripped"?
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    Sep 26, 2014 6:07 AM GMT
    No, you can be thin and so lean that every muscle is on display. You just have to have at least a bit of muscle. Drugs may be involved. I dunno.
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    Sep 26, 2014 6:11 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidNo, you can be thin and so lean that every muscle is on display. You just have to have at least a bit of muscle. Drugs may be involved. I dunno.


    We wanted jobs where people didn't try to touch our ass...

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    Sep 26, 2014 6:20 AM GMT
    Speaking as a consumer, I'd rather my waiter was a little less afraid of getting his ass grabbed and a little more afraid of getting sprayed with deodorant. Or insecticide. Or something to that effect.
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    Sep 26, 2014 7:36 AM GMT
    ^^
    I'm sure - a lot of the good ones get out.
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    Sep 26, 2014 7:38 AM GMT

    call me crazy but I just don't see the connection between heterosexual sex and this type of food, maybe Dairy Queen should change their advertising and make strawberry's and whip cream sexy again icon_lol.gificon_rolleyes.gif


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    Sep 26, 2014 7:46 AM GMT

    see, men can work foodie too icon_razz.gif

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    Sep 26, 2014 8:20 AM GMT
    One night I experimented with a neighborhood friend, we were both 14 or so, and we used peanut butter (we kept licking it off each other, and eventually privates). To this day, I cannot eat PB because I think of that and it's erotic but kind of weird haha. Food and sex mixes, but it can create a weird connection wherein the food is no longer appetizing--like PB for me icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 26, 2014 10:37 AM GMT
    It will be a really sad day when the social norm for advertising food becomes acceptably overly sexual.
    Keeping a little bit of mystery is actually a good thing in some instances.
    Also, it just reaffirms the known fact that men are such sleazes lol.
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    Sep 26, 2014 12:43 PM GMT
    scruffLA saidDoes this mean we can get our own manly men, dick and abs food establishment? icon_rolleyes.gif

    Hot Cup of Joe a coffee shop in Spokane featuring shirtless male baristas, is apparently "not for us" according to what one customer observed. Hope this was just her perception.