Officially been inducted into realjock

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    Sep 27, 2014 7:07 PM GMT
    I feel like I've officially been inducted into realjock as I just received my first "I'm a military officer and I'm a very sweet loving person. Email me at ______ for a relationship." type of message.
    Question.
    For those of you who received these types of messages, how do you respond and how serious is the nature of your response if you do respond?

    I was originally just going to reply some smart ass message but I thought to myself you never know, there might be some people who are just trying to open themselves up a little but just had a bad approach. I don't want to be the person who shuts them down for trying.
    Although, my first instinct was to doubt the sincerity of that message.
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    Sep 27, 2014 7:09 PM GMT
    Been here for more than a year I got my first email of that kind yesterday. I replied "fuck off"
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    Sep 27, 2014 7:11 PM GMT
    David3K saidBeen here for more than a year I got my first email of that kind yesterday. I replied "fuck off"


    Lol charming.
    Well at least you're straight to the point.
    Did the person actually fuck off or did they retaliate at your message?
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    Sep 27, 2014 7:12 PM GMT
    lmao
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    Sep 27, 2014 7:13 PM GMT
    I mostly get genuine guys, actually. Probably because my profile isn't empty.
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    Sep 27, 2014 7:13 PM GMT
    You can just report the profile to the admin and then block the person.
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    Sep 27, 2014 7:14 PM GMT
    Sweetooth saidI mostly get genuine guys, actually. Probably because my profile isn't empty.



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    Sep 27, 2014 7:15 PM GMT
    I have had some very strange messages lol
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    Sep 27, 2014 7:15 PM GMT
    kevex said
    Sweetooth saidI mostly get genuine guys, actually. Probably because my profile isn't empty.



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    SHOTS FIRED. Hahaha, omg, kids these days and their stupid lingo. I actually meant it genuinely.
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    Sep 27, 2014 7:17 PM GMT
    Just to clarify just in case, I'm not saying this because I'm jumping at the chance of a relationship.
    I do however try to be a nice person and on the off chance the they were being legit, I don't want to be the mean guy that made him go recluse lol.
    I'm pretty sure I'm over thinking at this point.
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    Sep 27, 2014 7:24 PM GMT
    Sweetooth said
    kevex said
    Sweetooth saidI mostly get genuine guys, actually. Probably because my profile isn't empty.



    #shade icon_lol.gif


    SHOTS FIRED. Hahaha, omg, kids these days and their stupid lingo. I actually meant it genuinely.

    This coming from a guy who isn't showing his face.
    Well if it's any consolation I had an account here ages ago and can't be fucked filling all the shit out again.
    My train of thought kind of went there though, in the sense that I thought maybe he's too shy to message a proper profile so he's trying a profile that would seem 'easier' lol.
    Baby steps to confidence right?
    I think I'll just ignore it.
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    Sep 27, 2014 10:51 PM GMT
    MartyredNeons said
    Sweetooth said
    kevex said
    Sweetooth saidI mostly get genuine guys, actually. Probably because my profile isn't empty.



    #shade icon_lol.gif


    SHOTS FIRED. Hahaha, omg, kids these days and their stupid lingo. I actually meant it genuinely.

    This coming from a guy who isn't showing his face.
    Well if it's any consolation I had an account here ages ago and can't be fucked filling all the shit out again.
    My train of thought kind of went there though, in the sense that I thought maybe he's too shy to message a proper profile so he's trying a profile that would seem 'easier' lol.
    Baby steps to confidence right?
    I think I'll just ignore it.


    I don't have a face picture so people don't message me from my city to ask me out.
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    Sep 27, 2014 10:55 PM GMT
    All I get is dudes from Ghana saying they love me...icon_cry.gif
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    Sep 28, 2014 12:12 AM GMT
    Most of the time i get dudes who are real nice. Usually opening up with the classic ''you must have a big dick for an asian'' and ending with ''top me, i'll fly you out here'' in the same first email.

    With many not even reading that i'm in a relationship.

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    Sep 28, 2014 12:20 AM GMT
    MartyredNeons said
    Sweetooth said
    kevex said
    Sweetooth saidI mostly get genuine guys, actually. Probably because my profile isn't empty.



    #shade icon_lol.gif


    SHOTS FIRED. Hahaha, omg, kids these days and their stupid lingo. I actually meant it genuinely.

    This coming from a guy who isn't showing his face.
    Well if it's any consolation I had an account here ages ago and can't be fucked filling all the shit out again.
    My train of thought kind of went there though, in the sense that I thought maybe he's too shy to message a proper profile so he's trying a profile that would seem 'easier' lol.
    Baby steps to confidence right?
    I think I'll just ignore it.



    Yikes, someone is a little bitter today.
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    Sep 28, 2014 12:22 AM GMT
    Join the club boo....CLEARLY my next boyfriend must be coming from Calcutta or Bangalore....icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 28, 2014 12:24 AM GMT
    I rarely respond to unsolicited emails from unknowns. I either ignore them, or block them.
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    Sep 28, 2014 12:32 AM GMT
    bon_pan saidAll I get is dudes from Ghana saying they love me...icon_cry.gif


    Or India icon_lol.gif i Get a lot of indians asking me to be their best friend icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 28, 2014 12:52 AM GMT
    When's the wedding?
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    Sep 28, 2014 1:17 AM GMT
    Leave that military officer alone. He belongs to ME!
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    Sep 28, 2014 1:40 AM GMT
    BlackCat saidJoin the club boo....CLEARLY my next boyfriend must be coming from Calcutta or Bangalore....icon_lol.gif

    lifeduringwartime23Most of the time i get dudes who are real nice. Usually opening up with the classic ''you must have a big dick for an asian'' and ending with ''top me, i'll fly you out here'' in the same first email.

    bon_panAll I get is dudes from Ghana saying they love me...icon_cry.gif


    Lol haha you guys are hilarious.

    KevexYikes, someone is a little bitter today.


    Didn't mean to come across that way.
    I am dead inside though lol so no surprise.
    Plus I've got the flu at the moment so maybe I'm just a tad bit shittier than normal.

    Anyway I've decided not to message so that I'm not shutting down or encouraging anything.
    Just wanted to know if you guys would take the message seriously.

    sf_swimmer saidWhen's the wedding?


    Also, haha thanks for that smart ass, I enjoy that kind of humour icon_smile.gif
    I was going to message him the exact plan of our future, having kids exactly one year from now but I don't know if that's a little too strong. Clearly his message practically spells out PROPOSAL icon_razz.gif
    I'm kidding in case anyone reading this thinks I'm actually being serious
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    Sep 28, 2014 5:28 AM GMT
    If you want them to stop, just increase the age on your profile. If you want a lot more, reduce to 18.
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    Sep 29, 2014 4:55 PM GMT
    Lol well guess who struck again?
    With the exact same message as well.
    icon_cry.gif I thought we had something special lol.
    Admin is already handling it though.
    Who honestly has that much time to make up bogus accounts and send these replicated messages?
    I mean at least use some synonyms here and there so it's not so obvious. The guy's obviously dedicated to do this and can't even do it right.
    He failed at spamming, lol I worry about his future prospects.
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    Oct 09, 2014 1:52 AM GMT
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    Oct 09, 2014 1:53 AM GMT
    Yer peeny's too teeny Alan...I TOLD you.....icon_confused.gif