Vagina Cookies?

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    Sep 27, 2014 11:43 PM GMT
    Do they cum in penis too? This is just too much, get your dam vagina out of my class icon_lol.gif


    Mom Angry That Teacher Won't Serve Her Vagina Cookies to Second Graders
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/erica-ford/mom-angry-that-teacher-wo_b_5882764.html

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    icon_lol.gifWhen the teacher saw the assortment of frosted vaginas and realized this was no joke, she told the mother she could not serve the cookies because they were inappropriate. The mother flew into a rage, screaming that the teacher should be proud of her vagina. The poor teacher just stood thereicon_lol.gif

    Utterly bemused and frozen from shock all I can do is stand and stare at the woman as the word 'vagina' is yelled in front of my second grade class about 987,000 times.
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    Sep 27, 2014 11:46 PM GMT
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    Such a weird mom though...
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    Sep 27, 2014 11:48 PM GMT

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    Sep 27, 2014 11:52 PM GMT
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    Such a weird mom though...


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    well, kids do like to lick, HORRIBLE mind trip, imagine all those girls and boys licking vagina in class, this is like a Howard Stern joke, even worse would be penis cookies, lick the sugar right off of it icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 28, 2014 12:26 AM GMT
    Do they smell like fish?
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    Sep 28, 2014 3:01 AM GMT
    kevex saidDo they smell like fish?


    Better yet, do they ooze cream or raspberry filling, oh the horror icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 28, 2014 3:17 AM GMT
    Okay that mom needs Dick asap, so she can stop getting off on kids licking her metaphorical Cookie...

    Would I be shunned if I said they look nice and also Kind of delicious? icon_confused.gif
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    Sep 28, 2014 3:21 AM GMT
    For SECOND GRADERS?!?!?
    What the fuck is wrong with that lady???

    Though I do appreciate that she put a lot of effort into making different shades of pink. Next time she should have a dolls head poking out of one of them. And have a couple that are menstruating. One or two with herpes. A little Boston cream oozing out of the ones with PID.
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    Sep 28, 2014 3:36 AM GMT
    LOL can you imagine?
    "BE PROUD OF MY VAGINA!!"
    Hahahaha.
    The mother didn't even think how that would affect her child going to that school.
    He/she will be known as the vagina kid or something.
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    Sep 28, 2014 3:45 AM GMT
    Black vagina with pink lips? That doesn't exist!
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    Sep 29, 2014 10:00 PM GMT
    I would have just stuck little slips of paper in the lips and called them Fortune Cookies and had a little chuckle in my own mind knowing the second graders were licking my Vagina Cookies!

    I might have stuck around and taken pictures!
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    Sep 29, 2014 10:22 PM GMT
    I wonder if sticking Twinkies in them will make them have baby cookies.
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    Sep 30, 2014 3:00 AM GMT
    Nom nom nom
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    Sep 30, 2014 3:57 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidWhat about cookies that look like man ass that you can felch sticky, sweet, white cream from?

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    Several gay friends and I went to the beach one weekend about 15 years ago. One of the other guys was telling us about all of these sexual terms and things that most of us didn't know. Felching was the one that kind of stuck with us for all these years. He also knew all of these handkerchief color codes (when was that ever even used?) that would signal to other guys what you were into. There was something about a snowball too.

    And that night I became a man...
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    Sep 30, 2014 4:04 AM GMT
    Pmsl = Puke myself laughing
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    Sep 30, 2014 5:43 AM GMT
    My question is, and forgive me if I sound like an old guy from another generation who must be foolish or strange, but why would a mom even want to introduce the concept of "vagina" shaped cookies to second graders? Emerging high school kids a little closer to adulthood I could understand a little bit because I understand human natural development. But second graders? They are still just babies. What age is that actually; the second grade? What the hell? Sigmund Freud would probably love to get this mom on his therapeutic couch. What kind of sexual issues from her parents is she trying to negotiate now through her own children? You see people, this is why healthy discussion of sexual abuse or even limited encounters is necessary to be discussed with someone else. Do not keep such things to yourself. If you do it eventually manifests itself in a mother serving vagina cookies to her child's friends. Dear Lord man!(see, that's my super ego saying "dear lord" there, hahaha)