Favorite Expressions

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    Oct 08, 2014 12:03 PM GMT
    So, what's your favorite expression?


    "Dumber than a sack (or bag) of hammers!"

    "He's so dumb, if you threw him in a barrel of titties, he'd come out sucking his thumb."

    "Somebody else's problem"


    Lately, I seem to be using "as useful as tits on a boar" a lot. And I seem to mutter "stupid fuc-ing people" under my breath more lately.icon_neutral.gif

    I also like : "Not my circus, not my monkeys!"

    Please keep it fairly clean and don't use it in relation to a fellow RJer?

    Okay, go!
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    Oct 08, 2014 6:56 PM GMT
    I'm from the South. I don't have just one favorite. Too many to list. But when I think of a good one I'll let you know.
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    Oct 08, 2014 6:59 PM GMT
    Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining icon_cool.gif
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    Oct 08, 2014 6:59 PM GMT
    When I was a kid one of my favorite ones was "She's so ugly she'd scare the hungry dogs off a meat truck."

    In the Navy we had a lot but I can't remember many at the moment. One I liked was "He's so clumsy he could step on his own dick."
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    Oct 08, 2014 7:37 PM GMT
    "Same shit, different day "
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    Oct 08, 2014 7:41 PM GMT
    "Go fuck yourself!" I don't know if it is a heritage to my southern roots or what...
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    Oct 08, 2014 8:04 PM GMT
    bon_pan said"Go fuck yourself!" I don't know if it is a heritage to my southern roots or what...

    Makes me think of that porn where guys with a big dick can fuck themselves. I've never understood the attraction of that; surely a dildo would feel better for the ass and your hand for your dick. Same goes for self sucking guys; I don't see the attraction of uncomfortable contortions for very limited pleasure.
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    Oct 08, 2014 8:06 PM GMT
    I like "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride." Kind of retro.
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    Oct 08, 2014 8:07 PM GMT
    F*** me running.
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    Oct 08, 2014 9:53 PM GMT
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    Oct 08, 2014 10:29 PM GMT
    My second favorite expression is telling my stalkers to back the fuck off...it's over, Alan....
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    Oct 08, 2014 10:48 PM GMT
    stalking my stalker is not stalking. go fuck yourself.

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    Oct 08, 2014 10:51 PM GMT
    That really boils my piss
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    Oct 08, 2014 10:56 PM GMT
    In the true spirit of the South... "Bless her heart" icon_wink.gif
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    Oct 08, 2014 11:02 PM GMT
    I'm not French, but experience this often: «L'esprit de l'escalier»
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    Oct 08, 2014 11:11 PM GMT
    Sweetooth saidI'm not French, but experience this often: «L'esprit de l'escalier»

    De putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.
    I heard this a lot when I was staying french riviera.
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    Oct 08, 2014 11:18 PM GMT
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    Sweetooth saidI'm not French, but experience this often: «L'esprit de l'escalier»

    De putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.
    I heard this a lot when I was staying french riviera.


    Alors, peut-être tu devrais éviter les endroits qui contiennent de tels gens.
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    Oct 08, 2014 11:21 PM GMT
    Sweetooth said
    GrumpyGabe said
    Sweetooth saidI'm not French, but experience this often: «L'esprit de l'escalier»

    De putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.
    I heard this a lot when I was staying french riviera.


    Alors, peut-être tu devrais éviter les endroits qui contiennent de tels gens.

    They were my friends icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 08, 2014 11:21 PM GMT
    GrumpyGabe said
    Sweetooth said
    GrumpyGabe said
    Sweetooth saidI'm not French, but experience this often: «L'esprit de l'escalier»

    De putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.
    I heard this a lot when I was staying french riviera.


    Alors, peut-être tu devrais éviter les endroits qui contiennent de tels gens.

    They were my friends icon_lol.gif


    HAHAHAHAH. I like you.
  • Aleco_Graves

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    Oct 08, 2014 11:55 PM GMT
    Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger.
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    Oct 09, 2014 12:02 AM GMT
    Sweetooth said

    HAHAHAHAH. I like you.

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    Oct 09, 2014 12:12 AM GMT
    bon_pan said"Go fuck yourself!" I don't know if it is a heritage to my southern roots or what...


    I feel like something said that often isnt even an expression... Its badically pop culture itself here.

    Not much of an expression but more of a "thing"

    *holds up zero handsign*
    "This is how many fucks i give"
    *Points at zero hand sign*
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    Oct 09, 2014 1:50 AM GMT
    I remembered some while I was out running; now let's see if I still remember them...

    One my grandfather said was "That's about as useless as tits on a duck."

    Along the bird line was "They're as rare as hen's teeth."

    When I was in the Navy and someone took a dump that really stank up the head, a guy said, "Smells like something crawled up his ass and died."

    Similar one I heard that's supposedly from Japan is that "It smells as bad as a weasel's fart." Always made me wonder if someone really did bend down and smell a weasel when it farted.

    Slick used to mean good or cool so there was "Slick as snot on a doorknob."
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    Oct 09, 2014 1:59 AM GMT
    "same difference"

    Meaning "I don't have a preference."
  • toastvenom

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    Oct 09, 2014 2:10 AM GMT
    fuck off

    hey, there's a reason why its a fucking classic