Determining whether that guy is gay or straight?

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    Jan 15, 2009 7:12 PM GMT
    Honestly, the lines are pretty blurry. We've all seen the guys out there that we know are immediately gay, but there are some where we have to dig a little bit deeper. What do you look for in determining whether that certain guy is gay or straight?

    Two things: Britney Spears and eye brows
    If a guy loves talking about Britney Spears and he has some well kept eye brows, it's pretty much a shoe-in that he also enjoys cock.
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    Jan 15, 2009 7:15 PM GMT
    I have given up trying to determine such things. I have never heard of the eye brow thing. I don't think Britney Spears is a good indicator either. If a guy stares at you long and hard then that is usually a clue (and not in a "you are pissing me off and I am about to hit you" stare).
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    Jan 15, 2009 7:16 PM GMT
    visible tension in the upper body is a big clue. If you have no idea what I am talking about, just go and watch guys.

    Oh, and him staring at your ass in the changing room.
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    Jan 15, 2009 7:17 PM GMT
    ...a couple of cats and a Judy Garland collection.


    Then again I have a dog and the Bruce Springsteen collection and I LOVE DICK! it's true.
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    Jan 15, 2009 7:19 PM GMT
    I'm allergic to cats and hate Judy Garland
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    Jan 15, 2009 7:37 PM GMT
    here is a simple, accurate way to tell, I promise you, it will be 100% accurate and its sooooo simple and if you order today I might throw in a set of testicles .

    Go up to the fella, introduce your self, shake his hand (properly, your hand isn't a cold dead wet fish) and talk to him and if you find hes someone interesting, ask him out on a date... there you got your answer, he says yes hes gay, he says no, well sorry hes just not interested in you so tough titties!

    I swear it works every time.
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    Jan 15, 2009 7:51 PM GMT
    Hehe, I don't think my sarcasm came across in my message... oh well.
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    Jan 15, 2009 8:06 PM GMT
    I assume all guys are gay until they've proven straight.
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    Jan 15, 2009 8:08 PM GMT
    magus_iii saidI assume all guys are gay until they've proven straight.


    exactly, thats the best way to do it


    btw! Hi there lostboy!!!!! icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 15, 2009 9:12 PM GMT
    If they check me out they're gay, if not they're straight....

    It seems like no matter where I go (even the freakin Castro), there's nothing but straight guys... icon_cry.gif
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    Jan 15, 2009 9:18 PM GMT
    magus_iii saidI assume all guys are gay until they've proven straight.

    LMFAO that's awesome! I think using a girl to dig up some dirt is an effective way to learn if a guy is gay or not. If I were approached by a stranger like at the gym or in a bar/ club I'd be much more open to a girl than I would be to a guy. They would have to be simple questions though. If I get the sense that she's digging for something then yeah I'll be on my guard.
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    Jan 15, 2009 9:22 PM GMT
    college1187 saidHonestly, the lines are pretty blurry. We've all seen the guys out there that we know are immediately gay, but there are some where we have to dig a little bit deeper. What do you look for in determining whether that certain guy is gay or straight?

    Two things: Britney Spears and eye brows
    If a guy loves talking about Britney Spears and he has some well kept eye brows, it's pretty much a shoe-in that he also enjoys cock.


    Wow... I actually do like Britney and I do get my eyebrows threaded every 2 months. I don't know if I would say I enjoy cock though... I'm def interested in guys but I more about kissing and body contact than anything else. What does the fact that I hate driving automatic cars say about me?
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    Jan 15, 2009 9:22 PM GMT
    magus_iii saidI assume all guys are gay until they've proven straight.

    I love that logic.
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    Jan 15, 2009 9:39 PM GMT
    You can know he's gay if his dick tastes like sh*t.
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    Jan 15, 2009 11:06 PM GMT
    bakejenson saidIf I were approached by a stranger like at the gym or in a bar/ club I'd be much more open to a girl than I would be to a guy. They would have to be simple questions though. If I get the sense that she's digging for something then yeah I'll be on my guard.

    but thats because your ignorant and closed off....
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    Jan 15, 2009 11:12 PM GMT
    college1187 saidHonestly, the lines are pretty blurry. We've all seen the guys out there that we know are immediately gay, but there are some where we have to dig a little bit deeper. What do you look for in determining whether that certain guy is gay or straight?

    Two things: Britney Spears and eye brows
    If a guy loves talking about Britney Spears and he has some well kept eye brows, it's pretty much a shoe-in that he also enjoys cock.


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    Jan 16, 2009 12:50 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidhere is a simple, accurate way to tell, I promise you, it will be 100% accurate and its sooooo simple and if you order today I might throw in a set of testicles .

    Go up to the fella, introduce your self, shake his hand (properly, your hand isn't a cold dead wet fish) and talk to him and if you find hes someone interesting, ask him out on a date... there you got your answer, he says yes hes gay, he says no, well sorry hes just not interested in you so tough titties!

    I swear it works every time.



    I wish my hand were an anthropomorphic fish. preferably not a racist one though.

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    Jan 16, 2009 12:56 AM GMT
    He actually looks straight.
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    Jan 16, 2009 1:04 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidhere is a simple, accurate way to tell, I promise you, it will be 100% accurate and its sooooo simple and if you order today I might throw in a set of testicles .

    Go up to the fella, introduce your self, shake his hand (properly, your hand isn't a cold dead wet fish) and talk to him and if you find hes someone interesting, ask him out on a date... there you got your answer, he says yes hes gay, he says no, well sorry hes just not interested in you so tough titties!

    I swear it works every time.


    I have a short cut. If he sucks my dick he's gay. Otherwise, I do not care. icon_cool.gif
  • Thirdbeach

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    Jan 16, 2009 1:40 AM GMT
    I've always found that:

    If he asks about your girlfriend, he's gay

    If he mentions his girlfriend/wife, he's straight
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    Jan 16, 2009 2:19 AM GMT
    Hey Charlitos,

    You don't have a girlfriend, do you? icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 16, 2009 3:15 AM GMT
    At the gym.. camouflage cargo shorts + fitted tank top. Usually good indicators.
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    Jan 16, 2009 3:45 AM GMT
    jimib saidYou can know he's gay if his dick tastes like sh*t.


    Unless of course he's the type of guy who doesn't stick his dick into sh*t. icon_rolleyes.gif




    I know it was a joke but still... bad.
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    Jan 16, 2009 3:53 AM GMT
    Hmm, not sure. But if you're in Iran you can rest assured they're all straight.
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    Jan 16, 2009 8:33 AM GMT
    hockeynick79 saidHmm, not sure. But if you're in Iran you can rest assured they're all straight.


    Or too scared...

    and LOL at the camoflague shorts. I saw that exact guy in LA Fitness in Orlando the other week