Where can I buy a cheap safe for a dildo?

  • infinitefrien...

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    Oct 19, 2014 6:35 PM GMT
    My 'housemates' are fucking nosey and I want to store my dildo so no one can access it except myself.

    Where can I hide it and what should I buy to ensure extra security...

    I just don't want to get a safe like these:

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=safes


    Thanks guys!!
  • Danskerb

    Posts: 286

    Oct 19, 2014 8:18 PM GMT
    Are your roomates going to be using your dildo ??

    I think a safe is a bit silly. Just put it in a box with a lot of boring looking papers or something. There is nothing wrong with having a dildo though.
  • Apparition

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    Oct 19, 2014 9:43 PM GMT
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    I mean really, I was 10 when I asked for one...

    Or you could just man up and keep your dildo on a suction cup in the shower...your roomates will tell you to put it away, and will never be nosy again.
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    Oct 19, 2014 9:48 PM GMT
    Perhaps you should explore dildo-shaped safes. Conventional safes are no protection from safecrackers who want to get at your dildos.

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    Oct 20, 2014 8:30 AM GMT
    what is the worst case:
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    Oct 20, 2014 2:01 PM GMT
    You can always keep it up your ass icon_razz.gif
    I'm corny I know lol
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    Oct 22, 2014 9:55 AM GMT
    Just do like I use to do to hid things , bury it in ur closet way in the back where you know where it's at , there's boring stuff in a closet.

    Or keep it under ur mattress...like my x-wife did...assuming room mates won't snoop while ur not around.
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    Oct 29, 2014 7:43 AM GMT
    Lol I just put it in my Abercrombie goody bag with lubes x condoms. icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 30, 2014 5:37 AM GMT
    pellaz saidwhat is the worst case:
    dildo20dog.jpg%3Fw%3D450


    icon_rolleyes.gif A looong time ago, I came home and found my adorable puppies on the front lawn *ahem* chewing happily on my toys, where anyone driving up could see. Also half of my socks icon_mad.gif
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    Oct 30, 2014 5:41 AM GMT
    Apparition said41Jk8kn7EUL.jpg

    I mean really, I was 10 when I asked for one...

    Or you could just man up and keep your dildo on a suction cup in the shower...your roomates will tell you to put it away, and will never be nosy again.


    Yeah, that will last you for a couple of weeks.

    What you need is one of these:
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    Oct 31, 2014 8:33 PM GMT
    I used to have an aluminum pilot case before I left home. My mom always checked my bags and pockets and everything. It really pissed her off, once I saw her trying to pick lock it. icon_lol.gif
    She always put my condoms and cigarettes on my table so the whole family can see it.. I love her but I understand my dad divorcing her and it didn't took long for us (the kids) to move out. icon_neutral.gif
  • mybud

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    Oct 31, 2014 8:35 PM GMT
    Put a lamp shade on it and call it a night....a dildo safe..