Craigslist Oddity

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    Jan 16, 2009 2:16 PM GMT
    Ok it is 8 degrees and snowing outside. I can understand some pipes bursting and needing help, but would you have posted this ad out on craiglist?

    "my pipes burst due to the cold weathe, will someone let me come over and shower? very wierd request, i know, but, im in need of a shower, im a black male, i dont want any complications when i get to your door. im 6'5'' 245, masc and discreet bi, not sure you need to know that, but. its soo cold outside my pipes couldnt take it. i live in an old house and my plumber cant get here till really late, if at all today. i cant even consider "fun" , at least not until im clean. can someone help? "

    This guy must be really desperate for a shower.


    So share some of the odd post you have seen in Craiglist..Let's all get a laugh out of them
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    Jan 16, 2009 4:29 PM GMT
    the CL community puts them under Best Of.
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    Jan 16, 2009 4:37 PM GMT
    It's kind of pathetic....


    You'd think the guy would have at least one friend he could ask to borrow their shower... icon_confused.gif



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    Jan 16, 2009 4:47 PM GMT
    my thought too, a friend, nieghbor, family member..someone besides a total stranger. I read these ads and laugh all the time
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    Jan 16, 2009 4:52 PM GMT
    I've seen similar ads here too. I think it's just a way to get into your home
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    Jan 16, 2009 4:53 PM GMT
    "I am 20, slim, well hung, freaky. Into funeral home scenes. Casket play, corpse play are fantasies for me. I am discreet and expect the same. Oral, kissing, spit, kink stuff. If you are serious and want to do this, I need to know what we can get into. Very discreet about meeting. And respect yours. Cum play, and some scat. Love to have a guy play with my ass alot. In the KC area, can travel at certain times. "

    This one I find plain sick..and I flag it everytime I see it.
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    Jan 16, 2009 4:58 PM GMT
    Cowboiway said"I am 20, slim, well hung, freaky. Into funeral home scenes. Casket play, corpse play are fantasies for me. I am discreet and expect the same. Oral, kissing, spit, kink stuff. If you are serious and want to do this, I need to know what we can get into. Very discreet about meeting. And respect yours. Cum play, and some scat. Love to have a guy play with my ass alot. In the KC area, can travel at certain times. "

    This one I find plain sick..and I flag it everytime I see it.


    so you're the one who has been doing that. stop flagging my craigslist posts!
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    Jan 16, 2009 5:01 PM GMT
    Awesome... he sounds like a real catch! icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 16, 2009 6:13 PM GMT
    creepy
  • Freddo

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    Jan 16, 2009 7:12 PM GMT
    Here is one that was kind of amusing

    "me
    21 years old.5'6" 130 lbs. cute slim body. cute face. brown longish shaggy hair. fairly passable with some work. love to be oral submissive bottom. love to crossdress for daddy. princess. love when daddy takes me shopping. love to act like a silly slutty flirty young girl. love juniors clothes (american eagle, hollister, wet seal, victorias secret pink) skirts, lingerie, tights, cute tank tops, heels, and head bands.havent done much with guys so need to be guided, directed, forced, taught. only play safe. interested also in some hypnosis and humiliation (would love to be dressed and forced to shop for girls clothes in a mall). open to fetishes, kinks, and other fun things.

    you
    over 5'7". not scronny. bigger than i am. over 26 years old. dom aggressive verbal top. like to treat me like a princess in the streets and a slut in the sheets... and a slut in the streets. race is open. must have a job and car. must love crossdressers. prefer single gay or bi men, but married or have a girl friend is ok... if i can wear her clothes for you

    i dont drive and live in andover so i would love to get picked up by you, taken shopping, then back to your place for some intimite times. keep me as long as you like. i have pictures available but only send them with a response with substance. be real. i am. "

    ...don't you all clamor to CraigsList at once...
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    Jan 16, 2009 7:17 PM GMT
    Oh princess there reminds me of a couple of the guys out here...lol.


    I'm sure someone will run right out to support that lazy little princess
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    Jan 16, 2009 7:49 PM GMT
    Cowboiway said"I am 20, slim, well hung, freaky. Into funeral home scenes. Casket play, corpse play are fantasies for me. I am discreet and expect the same. Oral, kissing, spit, kink stuff. If you are serious and want to do this, I need to know what we can get into. Very discreet about meeting. And respect yours. Cum play, and some scat. Love to have a guy play with my ass alot. In the KC area, can travel at certain times. "

    This one I find plain sick..and I flag it everytime I see it.
    why?

    he's just putting an ad up.
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    Jan 16, 2009 7:54 PM GMT
    Freddo saidHere is one that was kind of amusing

    "me
    21 years old.5'6" 130 lbs. cute slim body. cute face. brown longish shaggy hair. fairly passable with some work. love to be oral submissive bottom. love to crossdress for daddy. princess. love when daddy takes me shopping. love to act like a silly slutty flirty young girl. love juniors clothes (american eagle, hollister, wet seal, victorias secret pink) skirts, lingerie, tights, cute tank tops, heels, and head bands.havent done much with guys so need to be guided, directed, forced, taught. only play safe. interested also in some hypnosis and humiliation (would love to be dressed and forced to shop for girls clothes in a mall). open to fetishes, kinks, and other fun things.

    you
    over 5'7". not scronny. bigger than i am. over 26 years old. dom aggressive verbal top. like to treat me like a princess in the streets and a slut in the sheets... and a slut in the streets. race is open. must have a job and car. must love crossdressers. prefer single gay or bi men, but married or have a girl friend is ok... if i can wear her clothes for you

    i dont drive and live in andover so i would love to get picked up by you, taken shopping, then back to your place for some intimite times. keep me as long as you like. i have pictures available but only send them with a response with substance. be real. i am. "

    ...don't you all clamor to CraigsList at once...



    I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU FOUND MY POST!!!

    DAMN!
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    Jan 16, 2009 8:08 PM GMT
    Daniel if that is your post..sold...I just bought a new Jeep Wrangler you can have
  • Freddo

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    Jan 16, 2009 8:53 PM GMT
    danielryan said
    Freddo saidHere is one that was kind of amusing

    "me
    21 years old.5'6" 130 lbs. cute slim body. cute face. brown longish shaggy hair. fairly passable with some work. love to be oral submissive bottom. love to crossdress for daddy. princess. love when daddy takes me shopping. love to act like a silly slutty flirty young girl. love juniors clothes (american eagle, hollister, wet seal, victorias secret pink) skirts, lingerie, tights, cute tank tops, heels, and head bands.havent done much with guys so need to be guided, directed, forced, taught. only play safe. interested also in some hypnosis and humiliation (would love to be dressed and forced to shop for girls clothes in a mall). open to fetishes, kinks, and other fun things.

    you
    over 5'7". not scronny. bigger than i am. over 26 years old. dom aggressive verbal top. like to treat me like a princess in the streets and a slut in the sheets... and a slut in the streets. race is open. must have a job and car. must love crossdressers. prefer single gay or bi men, but married or have a girl friend is ok... if i can wear her clothes for you

    i dont drive and live in andover so i would love to get picked up by you, taken shopping, then back to your place for some intimite times. keep me as long as you like. i have pictures available but only send them with a response with substance. be real. i am. "

    ...don't you all clamor to CraigsList at once...



    I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU FOUND MY POST!!!

    DAMN!


    That's you?

    ...call meicon_wink.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jan 16, 2009 8:59 PM GMT
    yeah.. Daniel... we'll bid for ya icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 16, 2009 9:04 PM GMT
    If all that Craigslist poster in the OP wanted was a shower, a conceivable request under the severe circumstances up north where I've lived, then why did he include all that bi stuff? And all those disclaimers about not wanting anything more?

    A classic case of "methinks he doth protest too much."
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    Jan 16, 2009 9:41 PM GMT
    I'm ready for my own ad on CL
    "I am fairly dull. Not in great shape but at least I'm not young. The picture to the left is my picture. I know it is, because it came with the wallet I own. Yes, I know the wallet was cheap. I like donuts, reruns of the Jetsons, the crossword in the back of the TV Guide, and I collect thimbles. My favorite food is Maypo with Marshmallow Fluff. I love shopping at Walmart. I can heat up most types of canned soup.

    You: must be exceptionally hot, egocentric and insecure. Prone to constantly throwing tantrums when things aren't the exactly the way you want them to be. An occasional psychotic break is a plus. You must be clean. OCD clean! Your idea of romance is being worshiped and validated constantly. You must have a heart like a caraway seed: small, hard and bitter. You must obsess about your hair. You must be demanding and self centered and believe that an occasional 'thank you' or even a nod is sufficient response to someone giving up their life for you. Lying a lot is good to, especially if you don't think you are actually lying. Lastly, you must believe that double standards are always acceptable, but only for you."

    The line forms to the right.
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    Jan 16, 2009 9:50 PM GMT
    bgcat57 saidI'm ready for my own ad on CL

    You: must be exceptionally hot, egocentric and insecure. Prone to constantly throwing tantrums when things aren't the exactly the way you want them to be. An occasional psychotic break is a plus. You must be clean. OCD clean! Your idea of romance is being worshiped and validated constantly. You must have a heart like a caraway seed: small, hard and bitter. You must obsess about your hair. You must be demanding and self centered and believe that an occasional 'thank you' or even a nod is sufficient response to someone giving up their life for you. Lying a lot is good to, especially if you don't think you are actually lying. Lastly, you must believe that double standards are always acceptable, but only for you."


    Why don't you just contact Jakebenson and/or Bakejenson directly. Why hope they see your CL ad?
    (btw: which one is which? All those people look alike to me :lolicon_smile.gif
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    Jan 17, 2009 3:49 AM GMT
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    bgcat57 saidI'm ready for my own ad on CL

    You: must be exceptionally hot, egocentric and insecure. Prone to constantly throwing tantrums when things aren't the exactly the way you want them to be. An occasional psychotic break is a plus. You must be clean. OCD clean! Your idea of romance is being worshiped and validated constantly. You must have a heart like a caraway seed: small, hard and bitter. You must obsess about your hair. You must be demanding and self centered and believe that an occasional 'thank you' or even a nod is sufficient response to someone giving up their life for you. Lying a lot is good to, especially if you don't think you are actually lying. Lastly, you must believe that double standards are always acceptable, but only for you."


    Why don't you just contact Jakebenson and/or Bakejenson directly. Why hope they see your CL ad?
    (btw: which one is which? All those people look alike to me :lolicon_smile.gif


    Yes because all that is true about me and bakejenson. Don't forget I also expect you to pay for every meal and to bottom without any complaining.
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    Jan 17, 2009 3:56 AM GMT
    Cowboiway saidOk it is 8 degrees and snowing outside. I can understand some pipes bursting and needing help, but would you have posted this ad out on craiglist?

    "my pipes burst due to the cold weathe, will someone let me come over and shower? very wierd request, i know, but, im in need of a shower, im a black male, i dont want any complications when i get to your door. im 6'5'' 245, masc and discreet bi, not sure you need to know that, but. its soo cold outside my pipes couldnt take it. i live in an old house and my plumber cant get here till really late, if at all today. i cant even consider "fun" , at least not until im clean. can someone help? "

    This guy must be really desperate for a shower.


    So share some of the odd post you have seen in Craiglist..Let's all get a laugh out of them





    ROFL that's hilarious. But you'd be surprised how desperate people would get. Last weekend, the main water pipelines got busted for my whole neighborhood. And yea, it was pretty miserable.
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    Jan 17, 2009 3:57 AM GMT
    bgcat57 saidYou must have a heart like a caraway seed: small, hard and bitter.


    Simply gold! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jan 18, 2009 2:44 AM GMT
    With experience comes gold!



    Relentless, unflinching experience!
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    Jan 18, 2009 2:50 AM GMT
    I often like to hear Maya Angelou read Craigslist to me.


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    Jan 18, 2009 3:10 AM GMT
    Consider this one posted on 1/16 on Craigslist Houston:

    "I was standing in the ice cream section when you walked by...I spotted you earlier in the chips section and we made eye contact. I wanted to follow you but I was torn between you and the new "ranch" doritos. Stupid me..i chose the doritos. Anyway, later in the store I was standing at the weenie section..(contemplating the bun length or regular weenies). You finally walked up and asked if I knew you...I said "no"...and I was speechless..awe struck with your beauty.....You said, "look me up later on Craig's list sweet cheeks, you'll know it's me because I'm a bottom and I'm going to sound off about guys not having the balls to walk up to other guys to hit on them at totally random places. I said, "you bet" and reminded you that the elastic on your track suit was shot to hell because of your belly overhang..but hey..I like that"