Is your anus pink or brown?

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    Nov 02, 2014 2:22 AM GMT
    I've never had anal sex, but a few months ago, a friend did see my anus, and remarked on how it was a nice pink color.

    I was surprised. I asked what color anuses normally came in and he told me that most were brown.

    Apparently people even bleach their anuses to make them pinker.

    Is this really a thing? Does this really matter to anyone? Would you really reject a guy over the color of his butt-hole?

    I mean, we may be a bunch of ageist, racist, body fascists when it comes to sex but surely we can't be THIS bad. icon_eek.gif
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    Nov 02, 2014 2:29 AM GMT
    I am suddenly very clear on why We have never been friends....
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    Nov 02, 2014 2:32 AM GMT
    Cash saidI am suddenly very clear on why We have never been friends....



    Dude, I've never started any shit with you. There's no need for you to be bitchy to me.
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    Nov 02, 2014 2:33 AM GMT
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    Nov 02, 2014 2:34 AM GMT
    Don't listen to Cash. Tell us more. What were you doing when your friend saw you?

    Semi-seriously, though, all I know is that I hear this joked about in reference to porn models. Which almost kind of sort of makes sense.

    Kind of.
  • mybud

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    Nov 02, 2014 2:36 AM GMT
    Cut back on the Brach's wintergreen mints...
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    Nov 02, 2014 2:39 AM GMT
    kxd7 saidMorgan-Freeman-Shocked-WTF-Reaction-Gif.



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    Nov 02, 2014 2:48 AM GMT
    I thought that pink anuses were associated with youth. If so, that makes pink preferences an ageist and not racist issue. We all end up brown.
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    Nov 02, 2014 2:53 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidI thought that pink anuses were associated with youth. If so, that makes pink preferences an ageist and not racist issue. We all end up brown.


    nah, I don't think it has so much to do with age or race. It all seems pretty random from what the internet tells me.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Nov 02, 2014 2:58 AM GMT
    Well I must say, I thought we had talked about everything on this site, but this is definitely unchartered territory.

    I wonder if, when "puckered", the anus changes colors?

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    Nov 02, 2014 3:49 AM GMT
    One has got to wonder how your "friend" saw uranus. icon_eek.gificon_eek.gif
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    Nov 02, 2014 4:01 AM GMT
    DEKIRUMAN said
    Cash saidI am suddenly very clear on why We have never been friends....



    Dude, I've never started any shit with you. There's no need for you to be bitchy to me.
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    I wasn't being "bitchy" with you.

    And don't refer to Me as " dude."

    Ever again.

    Thanks "man."

  • mybud

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    Nov 02, 2014 4:06 AM GMT
    Cash said
    DEKIRUMAN said
    Cash saidI am suddenly very clear on why We have never been friends....



    Dude, I've never started any shit with you. There's no need for you to be bitchy to me.
    icon_mad.gif

    I wasn't being "bitchy" with you.

    And don't refer to Me as " dude."

    Ever again.

    Thanks "man."

    If you were here right now, yo ass would be black and blue...
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    Nov 02, 2014 4:14 AM GMT
    mybud said
    Cash said
    DEKIRUMAN said
    Cash saidI am suddenly very clear on why We have never been friends....



    Dude, I've never started any shit with you. There's no need for you to be bitchy to me.
    icon_mad.gif

    I wasn't being "bitchy" with you.

    And don't refer to Me as " dude."

    Ever again.

    Thanks "man."

    If you were here right now, yo ass would be black and blue...


    If I were there right now Your jaw would be aching and You would beg for moar.

    So what???

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    Nov 02, 2014 4:16 AM GMT
    I guess you have to expect this type of behavior on a thread about assholes...
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    Nov 02, 2014 4:24 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidI guess you have to expect this type of behavior on a thread about assholes...


    Back off. It was a stupid and innocent joke...
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    Nov 02, 2014 4:44 AM GMT
    This was a lovely dinner party.
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    Nov 02, 2014 9:03 AM GMT
    We need proof first.
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    Nov 02, 2014 9:22 AM GMT
    I must be ill, 'cause mine is bright green icon_neutral.gif
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    Nov 02, 2014 5:04 PM GMT
    Jms31 saidI must be ill, 'cause mine is bright green icon_neutral.gif
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  • HndsmKansan

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    Nov 02, 2014 5:47 PM GMT
    Of course, to be a dumbass, I have to throw out the college freshman line I heard when I was taking Astronomy...

    Is there life on Uranus?

    Of course being a "icegiant plant" 1,700,000 miles from the sun and "stuffed full" of methane, I kind of doubt it. LOL

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    Nov 02, 2014 6:28 PM GMT
    I know that girls bleached their vaxinuh pinkier and it's the first time I knew about ANUS.


    I haven't seen mine nor I never haven't had sex, it's probably diamonds and sparkling silver-teal.
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    Nov 02, 2014 6:32 PM GMT
    Anus_Destroyer saidI know that girls bleached their vaxinuh pinkier and it's the first time I knew about ANUS.


    I haven't seen mine nor I never haven't had sex, it's probably diamonds and sparkling silver-teal.



    There hasn't been a thread more relevant to your username until now, eh.
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    Nov 02, 2014 10:54 PM GMT
    Pinkie
  • Bowyn_Aerrow

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    Nov 03, 2014 2:55 AM GMT
    DEKIRUMAN saidI've never had anal sex, but a few months ago, a friend did see my anus, and remarked on how it was a nice pink color.

    I was surprised. I asked what color anuses normally came in and he told me that most were brown.

    Apparently people even bleach their anuses to make them pinker.

    Is this really a thing? Does this really matter to anyone? Would you really reject a guy over the color of his butt-hole?

    I mean, we may be a bunch of ageist, racist, body fascists when it comes to sex but surely we can't be THIS bad. icon_eek.gif



    oh actually yes it can be this way. There is anal bleach and this surrounds the myth that youth has pink puckers (only) and old people have brown puckers (only).

    having worked in the health care industry and wiping way too many buttocks, I can sure you that age has little to do with the color of one's pucker.

    But I'm quite certain the makers of Anal Bleaching products won't be setting the record straight soon.

    Read it an weep my friend, read it and weep:
    https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=Anal+Bleaching+products